Harry Potter and the Something Something Something!

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Chapter Twelve: The Traitor

In which Harry feels lonely. Poor baby, so lonely!

Harry felt lonely.

Very, very lonely.

Very, very, very lonely.

Ron was still gone.

Hermione was constantly at the library.(Harry was unsure whether the change back to normal had been all that helpful.)

Mandy was parading around as an evil bird thing, because she missed Ron so badly, and Misty was conked out in the Hospital Wing after having too many useless predictions and wearing herself out, also because of Ron.

((Go Ron. We're rid of them!..for..now.))

Aly had gone back in time again to snog Sirius.

Erica was off snogging Draco Malfoy.

Kristy was the only person around, and he hardly knew her. But, hey, he was bored. So he traipsed over to the girl, who looked very distressed as she leaned over her homework.

"Hi," Harry said.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" shrieked Kristy.

Harry stared. Kristy stared. Harry stared. Kristy stared. Harry blinked. Kristy stared.

"YOU BLINKED!" Kristy screamed, "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

((No pun intended.))

But then Kristy's face softened. "If you go, you should know I love you! If you should go, you should know I am here!" She turned away, sobbing, but still sang through her tears. "Always be near me, guardian angel…Always be near me, there's no fear…"

((If anyone caught that song, I'll give you a cookie!))

But, ironically, as the words "there's no fear" came out of her mouth, she changed into Jassinandra – but a hardly recognizable Jassinandra, with skin of putrid green and blood spilling from her lips.

"What!" Harry cried.

"Yes, yes, Harry Potter," she sneered, "I am Jassinandra. I tried to give you a clue of the traitor with the block of cheese…Aly has a obsession, really. I thought you might see the connection and think SHE was the traitor…lure her and destroy her, the disgusting thing…but you are barely intelligent compared to me! I, Kristy…everyone thought I was WEAK..Mother only told me of my father. She knew I had power! More than those sniveling brats…Unfortunately they found out eventually..." Suddenly she changed again to Kristy, an evil smile playing around her lips. She snapped her fingers and slender, sharp knife appeared in her hand. "Enough." She said stiffly, "Now you must die."

"You must die, Harry Potter, because you a threat to both I and my master. We will not stand for this any longer. He cannot kill you, but I certainly can, you fool… There is no one to save you!" she cackled, and suddenly they were in a very, very small cramped room without windows or doors.

Harry couldn't move! He was chained to the wall!

"LET ME OUT!" he yelled.

But Kristy was moving closer…closer with her slender knife, an insanely delightful smile on her face.

"You must die," she repeated again, stepping but an inch from where he was chained. "And you will."

THE END OF CHAPTER TWELVE

A/n: Okay, so it wasn't that funny. But there's a cliffy!