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A/N: Readers, I am SOOOO sorry! I know I took a humungous time to update, but that's because I was suffering of this rather big author's block! Anyway, I finally managed to update my other fic (for those who want to read it, the name is Riot Girl) and I spent a while updating it. Sorry again, and please review!

Chapter 2- Disagreements

James POV

Okay, so there's something very wrong here. I mean, I can smell Chanel perfume, just like Kay's, and there's no way I could have smelt it from the boys dorm. Hang on, I can see without my glasses! That's reeeeally weird. Is that Ellie's voice? Oh my god, it is! She just yanked my curtains!

"Lily! Wake up! You're going to be late if you don't get up, and quick," Ellie said. Lily? Hello, it's James!

"Ellie? Are you alright?" My voice is squeaky! Just like Evans! What did Sirius do to me this time?

"I'm fine, you're the one that's not looking very nice. Do you want a glass of water?"

"Er, no. I'll just take a quick shower, and, uh, yeah, I gotta go." What is this I'm wearing? A flannel nightgown? Sirius is going to pay dearly! Why are most of the things here pink? And why are all of the girls here? The boys sure did have a busy night yesterday. Thank god Evans isn't here, it would've been quite embarrassing. What did they do to the bathroom? It's all pink, and.... OH MY GOD! MY FACE IS JUST LIKE EVANS!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shrieked. The girls ran inside, the three of them with a tiny smile on their face.

"Lils? What's wrong?" Mary asked, her smile even broader.

"Uh, nothing! It's just that....I have a zit! A small one, but still!" I say, knowing that it's the lamest excuse ever.

"Oh, don't worry, Lils, it'll be okay. We're going to the Great Hall now, okay?" Kay said, also smiling. I nodded, and closed the door. After a very fustrating bath, since I closed my eyes, refusing to look at Evans body, even if she has a great body, I put on the first dress I saw and quickly put on her robes. When I arrived at the Great Hall, I saw the weirdest thing ever.

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Lily's POV

I'm blind! I can't see a thing! Wait, are those glasses next to my bed? Ah, much better. Oh my god! Sirius, Remus, and Peter are sleeping in my dorm! And all of these Quidditch posters are unnerving. Remus is stirring, think quick!

"James? Up already?" James? I know I'm not Miss United Kingdom when I wake up, but to call me James is a pretty big offense. And he doesn't look like he's joking! What's going on?

"Uh, yeah! I'm gonna take a bath now, okay?" MY VOICE IS THICK! IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE POTTER'S! I hurry inside the bathroom and I'm surprised to see the pink wallpaper gone. And....MY FACE IS JUST LIKE POTTER'S!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream. Remus enters the bathroom with a little smile.

"Mate? Are you alright?"

"Just a....zit! Yeah, a zit. A big one, on my nose!"

"I don't see anything."

"Maybe it's not so big. I'll sort it out, you go back to sleep, okay?" Remus grin became, if possible, even wider. He reminded me of the Cheshire Cat. I tried to take a bath as quickly as possible, with my eyes clamped shut. No matter what Kay says about James's chest, I refuse to look at it. I proceeded to the Great Hall, to encounter none other than....

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No POV

James, who apparently was in Lily's body, gasped when he saw his own body. He was so angry that he failed to notice that his so-called friends and the girls were all laughing their heads off. Lily, who was in James's body, also turned. She immitted a small "oh" and stalked to where the impostor was with her body. The couple stared at each other, until Lily hiss: (A/N: Whenever I say Lily, I mean Lily in James's body, and vice-versa, get it? For instance, it's Lily, in James's body, that's hissing right now.)

"What have you done to me, freak?"

"What did you do to me! As if I ever wanted to be stuck in Evans's body!"

"I didn't do anything to you! I just woke up today almost blind, in Potter's body! And I want you to give my body back!"

"Lily?"

"James?"

"Why did you do this?"

"I told you I didn't do anything!"

"I didn't do anything either! Who the hell is laughing like a maniac?" James shouted. His eyes fell on his fellow Gryffindors and he narrowed his eyes dangerously. They stopped laughing instantly.

"Do you know why Remus was laughing so much today?"

"Your friends were also laughing their heads off today."

"Wait, do you think they have something to do with this?"

"That would make sense...."

"And a few weeks ago Mary asked me to get her a book that was filled with all of these weird potions, and this would be a thing they'd do."

"Okay. I'm gonna talk to Sirius, Peter, and Remus, okay? And you talk to your friends." Lily and James made their way to the table and James sat next to the Marauders, while Lily sat with her friends.

"Potter? What are you doing here? And why is Lily sitting with your friends?" Ellies asked, an innocent look on her face.

"Ellie, cut the crap. How do you reverse this stupid potion?"

"What potion?" Kay asked.

"Don't you 'what potion' me, Kaylie Hunt. Spill it."

"Potter, I have no idea what you're talking about. Now if you don't mind, I would like to eat breakfast in peace." The other girls nodded in agreement, barely keeping the smile off their faces, while Lily fumed silently.

On the other side of the table....

"Why Evans! What is the cause for such an honor?" Sirius said, smiling charmly.

"Sirius, don't smile like that, it disgusts me. What is the antidote for this potion?"

"Lily-flower, would you clarify yourself? And don't tell me it's a prank, you're not on our pranking schedule this month."

"I know Lily isn't- I mean, what pranking schedule?"

"Just a little list that helps us keep track of the pranks. Now, explain yourself."

"I-uh, just forget it."

James went to the Lily's friends and sat down grumpily. Lily did the same with the Marauders and sulked until she saw a piece of scrambled eggs hit Sirius on the face. She turned around and was hit squarely on the face by a pancake. Scowling, she turned around to see James, laughing his head off at her. Soon, a huge food fight began.

"Miss Evans!" a voice shouted from the teachers table.

"Yes, Minnie?" James answered sweetely.

"Explain."

"Explain what?"

"This mess!"

"Oh..."

"A week's worth detention! Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day you would be causing a food fight!"

Lily stared dumbfoundly at James, then stood up, scowling. James turned around when she was about to scream some things at him, and grinned.

"Yes?"

"Potter, you arrogant idiot!" Lily hissed, steering him out of the Great Hall. When they were out of sight and earshot, Lily slapped James.

"Ouch! God, not even when I'm using your body I get peace from your slaps!"

"You deserved it!"

"Don't I always?"

"Arg! Look, why did you start the stupid food fight?"

"It's my nature."

"Well, yes, but at the moment you're using my body and I won't allow you to get detention and ruin my record!"

"Your problem."

"I'll let Sirius win your little detention battle if you don't listen to me!"

"Fine! I won't do anything. But, how do you know about our little competition?"

"It's obvious. No one with a brain would get so many detentions."

"I thought you thought I didn't have a brain."

"For academic things and Quidditch, you do. Otherwise, you don't."

"Of course I use my brains in Quidditch- Oh no."

"What?"

"Quidditch. I'm the Quidditch Captain, what'll you do during Quidditch practices?"

"Take sick leave."

"No! It's my last year here and Gryffindor has to win!"

"Tough luck!"

"I'll get detention and walk naked around the school!"

"Fine! I'll go to your bloody Quidditch practice."

"Language, Evans, language."

"What?" At that precise moment Dumbledore's voice, magically magnified, went through the corridors, telling all students to go wash and that they would be excused from their first thirty of their first class.