Title: Operation: Mr. and Mrs. DiNozzo

Rating: pg-13 (for bad words)

Summary: Reaching behind him, he grabbed Kate by the wrist, pushing her into Tony's arms. "Meet your new wife DiNozzo."

NOTE: For all of you who asked, They are going to get undercover names, identities, etc.

I just thought the title I came up with was funny. Anyway, enjoy!

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Pressing the button for the third floor, Kate Todd waited impatiently as the doors slid closed and the elevator began its ascent.

After making sure no one else was going to try and jump on at the last second, she turned to the man standing next to her and gave him her meanest scowl.

"Let me say just one more time, Gibbs. You are seriously going to owe me for this! I mean it! I swear on your mother!"

Gibbs just stared back at her for a long moment, as if contemplating his answer, and then finally spoke.

"Well, actually, I didn't much care for my mother."

The scary thing to Kate was that the look on his face made her think he might actually be serious.

"Well fine!" she shot back. "Then I swear on your boat!"

A look of pure hatred crossed Gibbs's face.

"I swear to God, Todd. If you come anywhere near my boat, you will endure a long and painful death."

Kate glared back, but before she had time for a comeback, a dinging noise filled the elevator, and the doors slid open.

"Shit," Kate whispered to herself. Her heart started to beat faster as the two stepped out into the bullpen, and she felt like she was going to retch on the floor when she saw Tony sitting at his desk. "What the HELL have I gotten myself into!?"

"Hey, DiNozzo!" Gibbs called out to him.

"Yeah, Boss?" He answered, glancing up from his boatload of paperwork.

"Come over here for a sec."

"Yeah, sure, Boss," he answered, standing from his chair and approaching the other two. "What's up?"

"Feel like going undercover?"

"Hell, yeah! Are you serious! I really get to!? MAN, this is better then a stake out!"

Kate just glared at Tony, Gibbs smirked. (He was getting way to much pleasure out of this)

"What to I get to be?" Tony asked in excitement. "A lawyer? A docter?"

It was Kate's turn to smirk, "Yeah, like you have the brains for that."

"HEY!" Tony shouted defensively.

"Would you two shut the hell up!!!!" Gibbs shouted, drawing glances from other NCIS workers.

"Awww, come on, Boss! Please tell! What do I get to be?"

Gibbs felt himself grin from ear to ear, (which is a very rare thing for him) "Well, you get to go under as a newlywed, and try and get info off of Lieutenant Commander Jackson. He and his wife own a bed and breakfast for honeymooners only."

"Nice! Now, who are we getting to play my wife? Cuz, I know this really hot girl who's a drama major, I bet I could get her to do it."

"Sorry, DiNozzo, but the place has already been taken."

"Damn! Well, fine, but who is it you've got."

Reaching behind him, he grabbed Kate by the wrist, pushing her into Tony's arms.

"Meet your new wife DiNozzo."

Tony looked back and forth from Gibbs down to Kate, who was still in his arms, as he let the words sink in.

"You've got to be kidding me."