AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hey guys. Now, I know that this chapter is kinda boring, but bare with me hear ok? I had to get all the boring stuff out of the way so that the real fun can begin. Muhahaha!!! Next chapter: UNDERCOVER TIME!!!

OMG! Did anybody see last night's ep!? When Tony was like to McGee, "Nope, the best way of knowing somebody is KNOWING them" he looked RIGHT at Kate and she smiled at him!!! I WAS SUCH A TATE MOMENT! I was squealing like a little girl! Hahaha! Anyway, enjoy!

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Nearly 10 minutes after breaking the news to Tony, Kate found herself back on the elevator.

This time though, she was headed for Abby's lab; and instead of Gibbs, she was accompanied by one extremely quiet Agent DiNozzo.

Kate had to fight the small smile that was tugging at the corners of her mouth as she recalled the earlier events.

After Tony had gotten over his initial shock, he had become deathly quiet, except for the occasional muttering under his breath. He had held a wild look in his eyes too, one that had caused her to seriously worry.

Kate had always known that one day he would finally snap, but she honestly hadn't expected it to be so soon.

The chime of the elevator broke her out of her thoughts, and as the doors slid open she was met with the usual ear rupturing music that Abby so loved.

Stepping out into the lab, she spotted the formally mentioned leaning over her computer, typing rapidly as she sipped from her infamous giant coke.

"ABBY!!!" She nearly screamed, trying to raise her voice over the music, "ABBS! HELLLLOOOOO!!!!"

Receiving no response, she stepped up behind the lab tech, and gently tapped her on the shoulder.

Startled by the touch, Abby nearly jumped out of her skin; throwing her coke into the air and screeching like a three year old.

"Holy SHIT!!!"

Spinning around, she calmed down once she realized who it was, but got another shock when her coke came flying back down from the air, landing on her head, and spilling all down her body.

"AHHHH! COLD! COLLLLDDDD!!!" she yelped, as one of the ice cubes slid down her back.

Wearing a pained expression, she stood, walked over to one of the lab's many cabinets, and pulled out a towel to dry herself off.

Once she had finished, she turned back around to her visitors, her black makeup now smeared all down her face. Placing her hands on her hips, she could do nothing to stop the crazy grin that formed over her features.

Kate noted that some of the black make up had covered Abby's mouth as well, causing her to look as though someone had knocked her teeth out; but said nothing in utter fear for her life.

"Hey guys," Abby said, regarding Tony in the back of the lab: who still had yet to say a word. "I guess you're here for your new identities, huh?"

Finally, Tony seemed to find his voice.

"Can we just get this over with, Abbs? PLEASE?! The sooner we start this, the sooner we get it done."

"EXCUSE ME!" Abby replied, in a mock defensive voice.

"As I was SAYING, I know why you two are down here. So if you two will have a seat," she said gesturing to two empty chairs, "We can get started."

After everyone was situated, Abby pulled out a large manila folder stuffed with papers, and opened carefully onto her lap.

"So as you know, you two are going under-cover. Hahaha. Get it?! Under Cover. Like under the covers? You know!! Like in the sack!"

Tony gave her a blank stare, and Kate looked as though she was about to slap her.

"GOD! Can't you guys take a joke? MAN! Gibbs is rubbing off on you guys!"

Kate gave Abby a warning look.

"GEES, anyway, let's get down to business. Tony?"

"Yup," Tony answered, bringing his full attention to Abby.

"You my friend, are a young businessman who's getting ready to inherit his father's oil company. You're name's Johnnie Marcus, your 27, and you married Trish here, about a year ago."

"WOW! Wait ONE minute!" Kate interjected. "TRISH!?! You've gotta be kidding me! Are you getting some kind of sick pleasure out of this?! There is know way that's my name!"

"Sorry, Kate, but it's too late to change it now; you leave tomorrow morning," Abby replied sympathetically.

"Who the HELL chose out all this information anyway?" Kate asked, rage causing her voice to shake. "I mean who would give Tony a name like Johnnie, and me a name like TRISH??!"

Abby gave her another sympathetic smile as she replied.

"Gibbs."

"HE WILL PAY." Kate's voice was shaking now more then ever.

"Awwww, come on Kate, don't be a spoil sport!" Tony said in a teasing manner, its not that big a deal.

"Whatever," She replied, "And I suppose I was 'Johnnie's' secretary or something like that, and then slept with him to get a raise until it 'blossomed' into something MORE."

"Yup," Abby replied.

"WHAT!? I was joking! You're serious!?"

"Yup," came another response, "Trish is a tad bit of a slut."

"This whole thing is bullshit," Kate growled sinking back into her seat.

A smirk covered Tony's face, "Let the games begin."