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Chapter 3- Day 2
Lily woke up the next day with the same feeling of blindness of the day before. Cursing her friends, Lily put on James's glasses. When she stood up, someone tackled her.
"AHH! Sirius, what the hell are you doing?" Lily shouted.
"Quidditch practice today, Prongs!"
"Today is Saturday!"
"I know."
"I was supposed to be sleeping!"
"Prongs, are you all right?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm going to take a shower."
Lily moodily went to the boys bathroom and took a quick shower, which helped her wake up a little. Of course, Remus had to flush the toilet and make Lily take a cold shower. But then she remembered something that made her forget something. Today was Saturday. Saturday meant makeovers. "Poor James," Lily thought to herself, grinning evilly.
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James woke up when someone threw ice cold water at him. Shrieking obscenities, he stood up. When James opened his eyes, he found Ellie grinning at him, holding a bucket. James glared at her, and made his way to the shower.
"Oh, Lily darling! Today is Saturday! You know what Saturday means, don't you?"
"Yeah, Quidd- I mean, no, what?"
"Makeover!" Ellie said, clapping her hands.
"Oh, no, no way! I'm not going to let you touch me!"
"But, Lils, you love makeovers."
"Correction, I loved."
"What's this racket about?" Kaylie said from her bed.
"Well, Lily doesn't want a makeover."
"Lily, it's been our tradition since first year! If you don't get a makeover, the tradition will be broken. I mean, it's our last year here, we have to live it to the fullest."
"We could live it to the fullest by watching the Quidditch practice, and who knows we might even be part of it!"
"Lils, you always hated Quidditch. And our dorms overlook the Quidditch pitch remember?" Mary said while she looked for something in her trunk. James groaned, knowing that he would have to do the makeover, whether he liked it or not.
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"Quidditch should be banned," Lily thought angrily as she made her way to the Quidditch pitch. Luckily she wouldn't have since she, James, and the other prefects would have to start decorations for the Christmas Ball.
"Prongs, you don't have to look so happy," Sirius said sarcastically.
"Sorry, I'm just not in the mood."
"James, are you feeling all right? I mean, James Potter not in the mood for Quidditch is like the novelty of the year!"
"Shut up, Sirius."
"Ah, so polite. Hey there Jack!" Sirius waved at Jack Spinnet, one of Gryffindor's chaser. The three of them made their way to the pitch and Lily groaned inwardly when she saw Daniel Johnson bring the balls. The team mounted their brooms, Lily doing so rather clumsily, which caused many raised eyebrows. Lily wasn't even five minutes in the air when she felt a bludger hit her sqaurely in the head. After a few dizzy moments, Lily went back to the game. Jack threw the Quaffle to her and it her nose, almost breaking it.
"James, what is wrong with you? I understand that you couldn't duck Sirius's bludger, but a Quaffle? Pay attention, mate!" Daniel shouted from the goal.
"Yeah, yeah." Lily frowned and kept asking herself how did people stand Quidditch.
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Meanwhile, James was also suffering.
"Lils, lie down on the bed. You need to wax your underarms," Ellie was saying. James paled.
"Wax my underarms?" James asked weakly.
"Yes, you look like a gorilla. Lie down."
"I do not look like a gorilla, Ellie!"
"Yes you do. What is wrong with you, Lils? You didn't exactly like waxing, but you never complained!"
"Sorry, but I don't exactly like the idea of applying hot wax on my underarms and cruelly tearing my hair appart with a piece of cloth!"
"Kaylie, Mary, help me!"
Kaylie and Mary looked up from their Witch Weekly magazine and frowning removed their wands. They muttered and incantation and James found himself glued to the bed.
"Eleanor Turner, Mary Thompson, and Kaylie Hunt, let me go!"
"Absolutely not, Lily Evans. Especially not after you calling me Kaylie," Kay said, returning to her magazine.
"Very well, Lils," Ellie said and grinned evilly at James, who gulped. She got a jar of hot wax and put it right next to James's face.
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"James, for heaven's sake, if you miss again I'm going to send a letter to Dumbledore asking for your removal of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team!" Tina Lankston, the seeker, screamed.
"Look, I'm sorry, okay! Why don't we stop the practice for today?"
"I agree with James. Prongs, let's go to the dressing room," Sirius said. Lily never felt so thankful for Sirius Black in her whole life. The two went to the dressing room and Lily had just finished putting on her normal clothes when the rest of the male team started undressing. Lily paled visibly and Daniel, only half dressed, came towards her.
"James, are you all right? I mean, today you absolutey sucked during practice!" he asked.
"I-I'm fine," Lily said, glancing at Daniel's rather nice chest, "Just that my dog died, so I was kind of distracted today."
"Still, let's hope next practice you'll do better, eh, Prongs?" Sirius said, grinning at Lily's discomfort.
"Yeah, sure. Uh, I guess I'll get going, okay?"
"Wait up Prongs. You might want to go to the Hospital Wing to check out your nose!" Sirius said.
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James's felt like killing himself. No, he felt like killing Ellie, Kay, and Mary. His underarms were killing him, and at the moment Mary was messing with her hair, putting some weird mousse in it. He also felt like killing Lily. He had watched Quidditch practice from the window and he'd never seen anyone so bad at Quidditch.
"Oh, Lils, I love your hair, it's so nice. Although your eyebrows are looking like overgrown caterpillars. We'll have to fix it later of course."
"I think they're fine!" James said quickly. Was it with women and cutting hair?
"No they're not. Kay, can you fix them while I braid Lily's hair?"
"Yep." Kay came forward and started plucking James's eyebrows. Finally, after what seemed hours to James but were actually a few minutes, the girls finished his makeover. When James looked at the mirror he was stunned. Lily's body was looking stunning, so apparently the pain had payed off. Actually it hadn't since he was now using Lily's body.
"You're looking stunning, Lils!" Ellie shrieked.
"Yeah, now we have to eat dinner, and then we're going to have girl talk!" Mary said.
"Girl talk? How lovely," James said, cursing Ellie's, Mary's, and Kay's existence.
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When Lily saw James coming down with her friends, she smiled. Apparently the girls had succeeded in the makeover. Lily had to admit that she was looking beautiful, and her smile became even wider.
"Stop staring at Evans, Prongs," Remus said.
"What? Oh, yeah. I'm going to have a word with her, okay?" Lily stood up and went over to James.
"Evans, could I have a word with you?" Lily asked.
"No," James said rather grumpily.
"Please?"
"Oh, all right!" Lily lead James to a hidden corner.
"Do you have an idea of how many bludgers and quaffles my face received?" Lily asked.
"Well, at least no one gave you a makeover! Honestly, waxing was the worst experience in my whole life."
"Sorry Perfect Potter but Quidditch practice today wasn't a piece of cake for me either! I nearly broke my nose, and compared to a makeover, it's absolutely nothing."
"You wish, Evans!"
"Not to mention that I- I saw your teammates naked. I mean, sure, I don't mind looking at half-dressed men, but completely naked? It was disgusting!"
"Well, seeing Ellie with green face mask wasn't exactly the best thing I've seen."
"Ugh! Okay, mourning over things that already happened is not going to help at all. Look, I don't know how long this potion will last, but I will not go to another Quidditch practice!"
"And I won't have another makeover!"
"Deal."
"Deal!"
A/N: So how did you guys like my chapter? I think it's my best chapter up til now. Anyway, if you guys have any suggestions, I would gadly hear them! oh, and if any of you are fanartists, could you please draw one of your favorite situations between Lily and James in this fic and send it to me, please? And please review a lot! Merry Christmas everbody!