KITT
By: Isha (Really Flippy)
I/N: Don't flame this fic please! Just tell me what I did wrong because I've only seen the first 9 episodes and 1 other episode of Invader ZIM and this is my first IZ fic. Ok... now that that's been said, let me continue.
Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and
really loved the humans on Earth.
Chapter 1
(DOOMED Dib [or ZIM?])
The long, full of DOOM day was finally over for Dib. First, at recess, a killer chipmunk attacked him. Then, he got sick from the cafeteria food with at least 5 trips to the nurse's office. Poor boy; right? Of course these were all traps set by ZIM, but that afternoon was a little different for ZIM, GIR, Dib, Gaz, and even the puny, defenseless humans of Earth.
"Let's go GIR! I have another brilliant plan in store for Dib who is standing right outside the house... GIR? GGGGIIIRRRR!"
"I can't come master! I'm watching... CARTOONS! It's a new cartoon called 'DOOMED BUNNIES', and Pig and me love it!"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU AND PIG LOVE! YOU WILL ASSIST ME RIGHT AWAY!"
"Aww... do I have too? Let's goo Pig."
[So, ZIM, GIR, and GIR's Pig went to go along with ZIM's evil plan to... get Dib off his property!]
"CHIPMUNK! ATTACK!" ZIM spazzed. He sent the killer chipmunk from the afternoon out to attack Dib, but the chipmunk stopped working.
"Master, that's one poor plan you got there. I'm sure the kid gots a better plan than that pitiful excuse for..."
"QUIET GIR! I don't know what happened! It worked this afternoon! Now its... dead like poop! DIB!"
"What!? It wasn't me! Why is every my fault!"
"Because! You are the filthy human boy and I'm the SUPERIOR... green human boy!"
"ZIM! Quit playing games! I know you're an alien! There's no hiding it!"
[Getting awfully annoyed by Dib's ranting, ZIM slams the door on him. Then, ZIM feels a slap in the face..?]
"GIR! HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY FACE!"
"But master! I didn't do it! Ask Pig if he did it! Wait... let me ask him! Pig, did you slap ZIM?" ...Pig was silent.
"Pig said he's hungry! Can we go out for taccoooooos!?" GIR asked.
"NO TACOS! I must find the doof who slapped my perfect invader FACE!"
[ZIM's getting pissed off. Let's leave it at that... More KITT when I have time to write it! -that rhymed!-]
By: Isha (Really Flippy)
I/N: Don't flame this fic please! Just tell me what I did wrong because I've only seen the first 9 episodes and 1 other episode of Invader ZIM and this is my first IZ fic. Ok... now that that's been said, let me continue.
Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and
really loved the humans on Earth.
Chapter 1
(DOOMED Dib [or ZIM?])
The long, full of DOOM day was finally over for Dib. First, at recess, a killer chipmunk attacked him. Then, he got sick from the cafeteria food with at least 5 trips to the nurse's office. Poor boy; right? Of course these were all traps set by ZIM, but that afternoon was a little different for ZIM, GIR, Dib, Gaz, and even the puny, defenseless humans of Earth.
"Let's go GIR! I have another brilliant plan in store for Dib who is standing right outside the house... GIR? GGGGIIIRRRR!"
"I can't come master! I'm watching... CARTOONS! It's a new cartoon called 'DOOMED BUNNIES', and Pig and me love it!"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU AND PIG LOVE! YOU WILL ASSIST ME RIGHT AWAY!"
"Aww... do I have too? Let's goo Pig."
[So, ZIM, GIR, and GIR's Pig went to go along with ZIM's evil plan to... get Dib off his property!]
"CHIPMUNK! ATTACK!" ZIM spazzed. He sent the killer chipmunk from the afternoon out to attack Dib, but the chipmunk stopped working.
"Master, that's one poor plan you got there. I'm sure the kid gots a better plan than that pitiful excuse for..."
"QUIET GIR! I don't know what happened! It worked this afternoon! Now its... dead like poop! DIB!"
"What!? It wasn't me! Why is every my fault!"
"Because! You are the filthy human boy and I'm the SUPERIOR... green human boy!"
"ZIM! Quit playing games! I know you're an alien! There's no hiding it!"
[Getting awfully annoyed by Dib's ranting, ZIM slams the door on him. Then, ZIM feels a slap in the face..?]
"GIR! HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY FACE!"
"But master! I didn't do it! Ask Pig if he did it! Wait... let me ask him! Pig, did you slap ZIM?" ...Pig was silent.
"Pig said he's hungry! Can we go out for taccoooooos!?" GIR asked.
"NO TACOS! I must find the doof who slapped my perfect invader FACE!"
[ZIM's getting pissed off. Let's leave it at that... More KITT when I have time to write it! -that rhymed!-]