KITT
By: Isha (Really Flippy)
I/N: Don't flame this fic please! Just tell me what I did wrong because I've only seen the first 9 episodes and 1 other episode of Invader ZIM and this is my first IZ fic. Ok... now that that's been said, let me continue.
Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and
really loved the humans on Earth.
Chapter 2
(Earth Hater Loving Earth?)
"I was the one who slapped you ZIM!" the shadow in the corner of the room said.
"Wait... you are just a measly shadow... how could you have slapped me?"
"I'm not a shadow you doofus! I'm Invader KITT!"
"Invader? You most certainly are a miserable looking IRKEN! Did the Tallest really..."
KITT interrupted, "The Tallest didn't send me here! I came here on my own! I heard about the scummy plans of DOOM you had to destroy the humans!"
"What scum are you talking about? Are you really an IRKEN because you sure don't act like it!"
"Do you like TACOOOOS?" GIR asked.
"Umm... sure. Umm, little SIR, why don't you play with the SIR I stole from the Tallests to keep you busy..."
"YAY! I've got a stolen friend! WEEEE!" GIR screamed happily, running over to KITT's SIR.
"Helllllloooooo! I'm GIR! And I like tacos, pigs, and the Scary Monkey Show!"
"Hello... I'm DIR. The 'D' stands for 'dumb'. What does the 'G' in GIR stand for?"
"He doesn't know." ZIM sighed.
"Well, forget the robots! I want you to stop destroying Earth!" KITT growled.
"NEVER! I will not STOP destroying the planet I was assigned to! I'M HERE TO DESTROY AND MAKE MY TALLEST PROUD! So I can get a better prize than a sandwich this time!"
"YAY SANDWICH!" GIR screamed.
"Why should I stop destroying Earth? I have an annoying pest problem named Dib that I have to get rid of. Then I will destroy all of the other people I can find!"
"Dib was the poor boy you tried to murder with a chipmunk; right? That's so cruel!"
"Excuse me! But do you think I am concerned with CRUELNESS! I love cruel! Cruelty to all HUMAN SCUM!"
"Fine ZIM! I'll make a deal with you! Let's see who does there job better; you or me? I'll protect the humans and you can attack them with killer chipmunks!"
"Actually... next time I'm thinking about using beavers."
"Whatever! So, is it a deal?"
"Fine! It's a deal!" ZIM said, glaring evilly into KITT's eyes, then thought, 'You are nothing but a HUMAN LOVER! I will SQUASH ALL HUMANS! First to go is... DIB!"
[Short chapters... I know it's probably the worst IZ fic... and KITT is the worst OC... by I'm trying! Also, accident in Chapter 1, I added Gaz's name in the first paragraph. She doesn't appear till later in this fic...]
By: Isha (Really Flippy)
I/N: Don't flame this fic please! Just tell me what I did wrong because I've only seen the first 9 episodes and 1 other episode of Invader ZIM and this is my first IZ fic. Ok... now that that's been said, let me continue.
Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and
really loved the humans on Earth.
Chapter 2
(Earth Hater Loving Earth?)
"I was the one who slapped you ZIM!" the shadow in the corner of the room said.
"Wait... you are just a measly shadow... how could you have slapped me?"
"I'm not a shadow you doofus! I'm Invader KITT!"
"Invader? You most certainly are a miserable looking IRKEN! Did the Tallest really..."
KITT interrupted, "The Tallest didn't send me here! I came here on my own! I heard about the scummy plans of DOOM you had to destroy the humans!"
"What scum are you talking about? Are you really an IRKEN because you sure don't act like it!"
"Do you like TACOOOOS?" GIR asked.
"Umm... sure. Umm, little SIR, why don't you play with the SIR I stole from the Tallests to keep you busy..."
"YAY! I've got a stolen friend! WEEEE!" GIR screamed happily, running over to KITT's SIR.
"Helllllloooooo! I'm GIR! And I like tacos, pigs, and the Scary Monkey Show!"
"Hello... I'm DIR. The 'D' stands for 'dumb'. What does the 'G' in GIR stand for?"
"He doesn't know." ZIM sighed.
"Well, forget the robots! I want you to stop destroying Earth!" KITT growled.
"NEVER! I will not STOP destroying the planet I was assigned to! I'M HERE TO DESTROY AND MAKE MY TALLEST PROUD! So I can get a better prize than a sandwich this time!"
"YAY SANDWICH!" GIR screamed.
"Why should I stop destroying Earth? I have an annoying pest problem named Dib that I have to get rid of. Then I will destroy all of the other people I can find!"
"Dib was the poor boy you tried to murder with a chipmunk; right? That's so cruel!"
"Excuse me! But do you think I am concerned with CRUELNESS! I love cruel! Cruelty to all HUMAN SCUM!"
"Fine ZIM! I'll make a deal with you! Let's see who does there job better; you or me? I'll protect the humans and you can attack them with killer chipmunks!"
"Actually... next time I'm thinking about using beavers."
"Whatever! So, is it a deal?"
"Fine! It's a deal!" ZIM said, glaring evilly into KITT's eyes, then thought, 'You are nothing but a HUMAN LOVER! I will SQUASH ALL HUMANS! First to go is... DIB!"
[Short chapters... I know it's probably the worst IZ fic... and KITT is the worst OC... by I'm trying! Also, accident in Chapter 1, I added Gaz's name in the first paragraph. She doesn't appear till later in this fic...]