KITT

By: Isha (Really Flippy)

I/N: Ok... It's been a long while since I've updated... sorry...

Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and really loved the humans on Earth.

Chapter 6

(SICK AND WRONG)

"GIR! Stop her while I set up the 'DOOM BEAR'!" ZIM shouted.

"You have to set the bear up? Why could you have done this sooner?" GIR asked.

"SILENCE! GO AFTER KITT!"

"OOOOOKKKKEEEEEYYYYY DOOOOOOKKKKEEEEYYYY!!" GIR screamed; chasing after KITT.

"You can't catch me GIR!! DIR! Stop him!" KITT commanded her SIR robot. Just then the two robots were fighting and smashing stuff.

"Now KITT! Now that your SIR is fighting with mine, MY DOOM BEAR WILL CAPTURE YOU SO I CAN BRING YOU BACK TO THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST!"

"I don't think so Killer! You can't catch me and neither can your dead bear!" KITT laughed.

"DEAD! Oh, but he is alive! I just have to turn him on is all!" Then, ZIM notice that his bear was destroyed. Well, that's what he gets for not paying any attention to it and spends more time arguing with KITT.

"NOOOOOO! MY DOOM BEAR!"

"That's right ZIM! I killed your robot bear and now it's your turn to be captured!" said Dib, who came out from behind the bear.

"How dare you kill ZIM's killer bear youuuuuuuuuu!" ZIM shouted.

"DIBBLYDOODLES! You saved me! I LOOOOVVVEEE YOU!" KITT screamed, grabbing Dib and hugging and squeezing him.

"KITT loves Dib!?" ZIM stood, puzzled. He just stood there staring at the loony IRKEN and his enemy.

"THIS IS JUST SICK AND WRONG!" ZIM screamed; grabbing GIR who stopped fighting with DIR a while ago so they could have a soda. ZIM just grabbed him and ran into their house.

"YAY! We defeated ZIM!" KITT squeaked delightfully. But little did she know until she realized that Dib left her already.

"DIBBER! COME BACK!!!" KITT cried.

"That was THE MOST VILE THING MY EYES HAVE EVER SEEN!" ZIM continued yelling and ranting about KITT and Dib. "IRKS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOVE HUMAN SCUM!"

"But KITT does." GIR interrupted.

"SILENCE GIR! I will have no more of this interrupting my complaining. I must capture KITT!! Come GIR! There is much work to be done on my next project."

"And that would be..?" GIR asked.

"I have no idea. BUT I WILL COME UP WITH IT SOON!"

[Sorry for the not updating thing... I haven't really been in the mood for updating anything... And I know my chapters are short... Hmm...]