KITT

By: Isha (Really Flippy)

I/N: Hurray for me updating… although this fic is horrible to me… I'm glad people are reading it and I thank you all for that! As soon as I'm done with this, check my profile and see what I might write next… I'm sure nobody here is interested in my other favorite things… So, I'll continue now!

Story: Way, way long before ZIM was sent to Earth, and without the Tallests assigning her to this planet, there was an Invader named KITT. KITT was an unbelievable IRKEN who actually liked the life forms on other planets and really loved the humans on Earth.

Chapter 7

(GIR's Insane Crazy Adventure)

"Now GIR! We must hurry! We must build the most deadly, vile, sinister beast that KITT or Dib can't stand a chance to. LET US BEGIN!" ZIM shouted as he began building a beastly looking object. Although ZIM was yelling and shouting at him, GIR ignored him. I mean, he was much too busy playing with a stuffed pig and moose to listen to ZIM. Then, on the TV, he saw the newest cartoon that he got hooked to; 'The Killer Artist and Pet Hedgehog'. After the theme song, GIR got addicted to it.

"Master… I will return in a few minutes. I'm just going out for some tacos and soda for this big cartoon premiere… OF THE KILLER ARTIST AND PET HEDGEHOG!"

"NO GIR! What ever gave you the crazy idea that I'd ever let you leave for food just to watch a STUPID CARTOON!" ZIM spazzed.

"Awww… master… It's about a 'Killer Artist and pet HEDGEHOG!'"

"GIR… You… Actually… CAME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA! I shall build a killer… ARTIST! Yes GIR! And he will stab Dib and KITT to death with his pointy pencils of DOOM!"

"EEEEEEHEEEEEHHEEEEEE! That's a great idea ZIMMMM!"

"Yes GIR! And it was yours! But who cares about giving you credit because I don't need any more help. I HAVE MY SKILLS TO CREATE THIS BEAST! Go ahead and watch this cartoon of doom! And give me any more ideas about killer artists!" ZIM laughed manically, also forgetting that he said he didn't need anymore help even though he just asked GIR to help him.

Well… GIR was too preoccupied to tell ZIM anything that was going on in this show. It was like he was getting addicted to show… and it was then that he began to imitate it's violence.

"GIR! What are you doing! You are supposed to be picking out the tiniest tidbits of this violence! NOT IMMITATE IT!"

"SILENCE MASTER. ACTUALLY ZIM, I AM YOUR MASTER NOW. FEAR MY DOOM AND RUN AWAY!" GIR said, as if he was possessed by the cheaply animated nonsense.

"GIRRRRR! Quit fooling around! I must create the killer artist to defeat Dib and KITT! NOW STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"

GIR refused to listen to ZIM. He ran up to him and destroyed all of ZIM's hard work on the Killer Artist and left.

"GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GET BACK HERE!"

Well… GIR was busy doing his own things… First he robbed and blew up the art supply store of their sharpest and biggest pencils. Then he robbed and blew up the pet store and all he took was a hedgehog he named Fred? GIR had other plans; he had no time for ZIM.

Meanwhile, KITT was in her lair, drawing Dib and staring at Dib sketches she had on her wall.

"Oh Dibblydoodles… if only you weren't a stubborn, bigheaded human!" KITT sighed. Just then, she heard a smash, which happened to be in her lair. She thought it was just DIR fooling around but it wasn't (of course… it was GIR! What'd you expect?)

"What's going on! It's you! GIR; ZIM's robot! Get out of my lair NOW!" KITT screamed.

"NEVER. ZIM HAS TO RETURN YOU TO THE ALMIGHTY TALLESTS. YOU COME WITH ME OR I DESTROY YOU AND DIB."

"Leave Dib out of this! And I am not going back to the Tallests! So forget it!"

But GIR obviously didn't listen to KITT. He started throwing pencils at her. Sharp pencils that KITT dodged all of.

"HAAAA! You have poor aim throwing pencils! NOW! LET ME THROW SOMETHING AT YOU!"

KITT started throwing chocolate at GIR and as we know, GIR can't really resist it, so he turned back to normal as he stuffed his face.

"I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE CHOCOLATE! And now I've got you trapped! ZIM's going to have to come here himself to save you… BUT HE WON'T MAKE IT! I guarantee it!" KITT maniacally laughed, trapping GIR in an indestructible cage full of chocolate. "And to assure me that you'll never even try to escape, I'll keep giving you what you want! This way I might have two SIR robots obeying my fist!"

Whoa I haven't updated in a long time! I've been having some kinds of trouble finishing this chapter. COMING SOON TO KITT: ZIM tries to free GIR, KITT gets what she wants (which might not last that long…), and GIR eats a lot of chocolate and tacos