O.o HOLY HELL! Jesus, I'm so sorry! I haven't updated since time began! Ok, I plan on updating all of my stories by the end of the first week of March. And for those of you who are waiting for me to write my next two Crescent Moon stories…your just going to have to be patient. Ok? OK! Now on with the fic!
Shao Lin and Luu Ann continued to stand there like idiots, refusing to move, no, BREATHE until they were sure that Master Tasuke's plane would make it safely off the ground. While they gawked out the dirty airport windows, they failed to notice that Tommy was now out of sight.
"Master Ta…I'm gonna miss you." Luu whispered.
"Hope to see you soon…Tasuke-san." Shao breathed.
With tears in their eyes and longing in their hearts, they turned to pick up Tommy and head home. That's when they noticed the infant was no longer there.
"Luu Ann…" Shao said slowly, turning to Luu wide-eyed, "…where's the baby?"
Luu, now equally wide-eyed, shook her head slowly. "Weren't…you watching him?"
Silence.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Several people in the airport turned to stare at the two panicking Guardians. Realizing they were about to miss their flights, the bystanders ignored them and ran off.
"WHAT DO WE DO? MASTER TA WILL BE SO ANGRY!" Luu shouted.
"OKOKOKOK! WE HAVE TO CALM DOWN!" Shao said, breathing rapidly. "I have a plan."
Luu stopped waving her arms around crazily. "What is it?"
"I'll summon my star spirits that help me find things!"
"Oh no, not your star midgets."
Shao Lin ignored the comment, and grabbed her Shitenrin. Now, what Shao didn't know at the moment was that on that very day, in the parallel universe where the spirits lived, her normal helpers forgot to turn off the ovens at their houses. For fear of their humble abodes burning down, they rushed away to turn them off. But, since you never know when stuff will happen, three new spirits were hired at that moment. Now, lets see what happens…
"I SUMMON THEE!" Said Shao.
Nothing happened.
"I said…I SUMMON THEE!"
"YEAH YEAH, QUIT YOUR COMPLAININ', WE'LL BE THERE!" Replied a voice with a Chicago accent from within the ring. Then, three stumpy, short, fat elf look-alikes popped out of the ring. Shao was unfortunate enough to receive the three LAZIEST star spirits in the universe! Their names were Bob, Fatso, and Rizz. Great names, huh?
Well, Shao was purplexed. "Where are the other guys?"
"They had some otha problems ta deal wit' LADY! So quit yer complainin'." Said Fatso.
"Yeah, ya gotta PROBLEM WIT' US?" Said Rizz.
"Panda." Bob said stupidly. Yeah, this is the guy who's going to say retarded one-liners through out the whole story. Deal with it.
Shao held up her hands. "Oh no! No problem at all! I just need you to find a child for me! Can you do that?"
"No." They all said (except Bob who whispered "Lamp").
"WHY THE HELL NOT?" Screeched Luu Ann.
"Matlock's on in five minutes!" And then the three slobs disappeared back inside the Shitenrin.
"Well THAT did a lot of good!" Luu said sarcastically.
"Oh wait! I have another-"
"NO WAY! IT'S MY TURN TO DO SOMETHING!" Then, Luu Ann used her powers to turn two statues of dogs into REAL dogs!
"Hand me Tommy's diaper bag." Luu requested.
"What for?" Shao asked.
"You'll see."
Shao obliged, and Luu held one of Tommy's diapers in frount of the dogs. They took a few sniffs, growled angrily, and ran off.
"A job well done." Luu said, wiping her hands like all people do after doing something they thought was great.
"Uhh, Luu Ann, will those dogs find him and bring him back…or will they find him and kill him?" Shao asked.
"…hmmm…I never thought of that…"
O.O! "GUNSO, STOP THEM!"
Shao summoned her monstorous star spirit, and he squished the rabid dog statues. She brought Gunso back, and summoned Ken-en.
"NOW what are you doing?" Luu said.
Shao got on Ken-en's back. "HOP ON! We have no time to lose!"
Luu did as directed, and they flew along the high ceilings of the teminals, looking for little Tommy.
Meanwhile, below, Tommy was crawling along the floor. Then, he saw something shiny roll into the entrance to the flight to Tibet. Gurgling gleefully, he crawled toward his new destination. One minute before the flight to Tibet took off.
Back to the Guardians…
"I SEE HIM! GO DOWN GO DOWN!" Shao cried, pointing towards the Tibet gate.
Unfortunately, Ken-en was being distracted by a balloon, and didn't hear Shao's command. By the time they landed, Tommy boarded the flight. And, in a classic display of irony, the plane took off.
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