Disclaimer: Stephanie Plum, the series, the characters, etc, all belong to Janet Evanovich.
Plum ABC's
A is for Abruzzi, who no one will miss
B is for Bunchy who Lula kissed.
C is for Connie that sassy mob moll
D is for Diesel the strangest of all.
E is for eating while forming a plan
F is for Frank Plum, poor downtrodden man.
G is for Grandma Mazur whose Corvette didn't go slow
H is for Heaven- that's where cars go.
I is for ice cream, food for thought
J is for Joe Morelli, confusing Vice Cop
K is for Kloughns, and that whole situation.
L is for Lula and her spandex fixation
M is for Mooner in his Super Suit
N is for Nonny who owned a cockapoo
O is for opportunists, please give Ranger lessons
P is for Porsches who've gone to car heaven.
Q is for troublesome questions about life and love
R is for Ranger- see Q above.
S is for Stephanie Plum, our favorite Bombshell
T is for Tank who's scary as hell
U is for the ulcer's Steph's giving Joe.
V is for Vinnie the bondsman and troll.
W is for asking "Why me?" to be sure
X is for exes like Dickie Orr
Y is for yo-yo ing, what Steph does best
Z is for Z's to catch when you're stressed.