Disclaimer:drumroll please: I DON'T OWN RESIDENT EVIL ANYTHING!

Luna: Hi everyone! This the most chapters I've ever written...wow...but don't worry it won't be the last. As for the suggestion of me poking fun at Assignment Ada and The Mercanies, that's a pretty good idea! But I'm not sure if I'll do that yet, I wanna focus on this first. Reviews give me the inspiration to write more, so thank you all who reviewed:smiles dumbly: OKay here it is!

Chapter 10: Leon losses things easily...

Ashely rose both platforms, and Leon ran to catch her. Unfortunely, for all of you Ashely haters :like me, he didn't drop her. They ran across the platforms to a very quiet hall. The merchant was there, and so was a door with 2 golden lugars : i think thats what they're called...: painted on it.

He and Ashely went through the door and ended up in a lobby like area. Leon went to talk to the merchant.

" Welcome, stranger" said the merchant" This is the shooting range. You must use weapons of my choice against them. If you get over 3000 points, you get a bottle cap. Get a row of 6 and you get pestas."

" So what your saying is" said Leon" that you want me to do a minigame that will end up being more harder than the rewards are worth while the Plaga eggs fester and hatch inside our very flesh? When time is of the essence, you expect me to waste time shooting pieces of wood for bottlecaps while in every second our condition worsens"

"...yes.."

" Okay! Why not"

2 hours, rounds of ammo, and lots of swearing later...

Leon finally got 3 of the 6 bottlecaps.

" Hey look Ashely" said Leon" It's a figurine of you! And me! And Ada"

Ashely grabbed the bottlecap of herself and said" It's very...accurate..."

She pushes the button and the bottlecap screams" Leon, HELP"

Glass shattered and the merchant screamed" MAKE IT STOP, STRANGER, MAKE IT STOP"

"Who's Ada" asked Ashely.

" My girlfriend" said Leon, smiling.

"Oh..."said Ashely" Your lying aren't you"

"...No"

" Yes you are"

" N-no! I'm not! She's noone...She's of my past...Damn, I just ran out of Lemon Pez..."

Ashely took the bottlecap of Leon with a shotgun and pressed the button.

" Don't worry, Ashely, I'm coming for you" said the Leon bottlecap.

If I had a dollar for everytime he said that...I'd have 4 dollars!

" Alright, merchant number 15" said Leon" I wanna try the shooting range again"

Meanwhile...

A bored Ashely was playing with bottlecaps.

" Don't worry Ashely" said Ashely as Leon" I won't let the evil Ada get you"

" Mwhahahah" said Ashely as Ada" The girl belongs to Saddler. Just try and stop me"

" Die" said Ashely as Leon, and pretends to shoot Ada.

" My hero" screamed Ashely.

" Don't worry Ashely" said Ashely as Leon" Will you marry me"

" I do! I do" shouted Ashely.

" Uh, Ashely, what are you doing" asked Leon, afraid of the answer.

" Nothing" she screamed" Absolutely nothing"

" Uh-huh..." said Leon, really freaked out" Can I have my bottle caps back"

She handed over all of them, except the Leon bottlecap. Leon didn't notice. ADD is a horrid disease, folks.

Leon lad Ashely out of the shooting range and into the hall again. They were going down a long corridor when Ashely broke into a coughing fit.

" Are you okay" asked Leon, reaching a hand out to her.

"I'm fine" said Ashely" Now just leave me alone"

She ran further down the hall and Leon said" Ashely! No, wait! If you get killed, I won't get money. And then I can't get a replica of my jacket"

But Ashely kept running until a gate separated them. Then another gate, and another and another. Until Ashely had her back against the wall and metal bonds trapped her. " Leon" she screamed.

And the wall turned. And she was gone.

Leon got a transmission from the midget, Salazar.

" Ah, I see Ashey has fallen into one of our lovely traps" said Salazar" No matter, we'll find her. And I've let our miserable insects out of their cages in the sewer."

" Great" exclaimed Leon" I haven't killed something for over 10 minutes, unless you count the wooden targets...I need to shoot something"

" Right..." said Salazar" I have business to attend to."

" Don't worry, Salazar" said Leon" I'm coming for you. TO DIE"

With those words, Leon went through the sewer doors to quench his thirst for shooting things.

And he did find the insects. They were basically mutated roaches.

" Ewww..." said Leon.

And they were invisble sometimes.

Leon found one and used his riot gun. 2 more jumped at him and he KKD'd them, and fired some rounds.

" Just call me Leon Kennedy, Exteriminator of Infected Insects" cried Leon, and struck a pose.

Luna: Okay! End chapter 10, next chapter: Swinging Pendulums...OF DOOM!