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Luna: I have a problem that you might of noticed in the last 2 chapters. For some reason whenever I put a puncation mark at the end of quotation marks :for example " Leon" and i bet that didn't even show up: it doesn't show up in the chapter...I have the most stupidest, spell checkless program called "Word Pad". Does anyone else have this problem? Is it because of my program or is it the site? Does anyone know how to fix it? If you know, please post the answer in the review...thanks for listening to me jabber. Now chapter 11...

Chapter 11: The Swinging Pendulums...of DOOM!

After draining the water in the sewer, Leon moved on to the next room.

This room had swinging Pendulums. Leon gluped and whimpered. If his timing was off by a hair, he'd be sliced and diced.

" Leon" I shouted.

" Conscience"

" Uh...yeah. It's easy. Just go as close as you can to the Pendulum...NO! NOT THAT CLOSE! Oh, okay, your fine now. When I say now, run. NOW! OKay, great, all body parts intact...NOW! Alright, just a little more...JUMP, NOW! Great! You lived"

" Thanks dismebodied voice" said Leon.

He climbed up the ladder and ended up in the top balconey. Below him were a group of cultists, chanting in Spanish. A grin formed on Leon's lips. He had an idea...

He threw a grenade in the middle of them, oblivationing them all. They all left shiny objects upon dying.

" Shiny!..." said Leon" they better be worth something."

Leon went into another larger room, where cultists attacked from all sides. Leon noticed a red robed cultist; running away. First he took out all the cultists with shields with his favortive gun, the Riot Gun!

Then Leon saw the Red cultist again. He ran after him again and then the cultist went to use a HUGE GATTLING GUN!

"...No! NOOO! NOOOO" screamed Leon, sounding much like himself from Resident Evil 2.

And Leon sniped out the cultist, and finally got the gallery key.

The next room had a puzzle.

" 6 must die..." said Leon, reading the inscription.

There was 4 portraits of dead people. How very happy.

"...If I press this..." said Leon.

3 hours later...

" Ahahahaha" yelled Leon" I did it! I solved the puzzle"

" What, would you like a cookie" I asked" Keep going..."

He went to the next room, greeted by Salazar.

" Salazar" screamed Leon.

" Ah, Mr. Kennedy" said Salazar" Your stupid American life ends now."

" Why are you guys so racists against americans" asked Leon" Is it cause we're the most powerful country in the world? Or because we have fast, sporty cars? Or cause we have fast food resturants and the highest obeseity in the world? Or is it cause"

" Shutup" screamed Salazar" You should just die already! So...irrating...kill him"

Salazar turned to leave and of course, Leon couldn't get to him because he was on a balconey. As usual. Someone has height issues...

Two cultists appeared with Rocket Launchers. ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

" OH SH:bleep"

This time I didn't scream 'stop the profanity'. Because if I was being chased by guys with Rocket Launcher wielding guys, I'd be saying ALOT worse.

Luckily, Leon ran and the cultists fired and blew themselves up. Leon smiled like an idiot, did his dance, and then deactivated the secruity switches. 2 more Rocket Launcher people came up to him.

" EEPPP" screamed Leon.

They had bad aim. He lived. So he was able to go through the door to a courtyard garden.

He got a transmission from Salazar.

" I see you survived, Mr. Kennedy" said Salazar" This is my beautiful garden. Try and try as you might, you won't be able to get out alive."

" Nice garden" said Leon" Are you growing a cash crop? Like weed? Or marajuin? Or pot"

" No..." said Salazar.

" You're lying. I bet that's the whole evil plan" declared Leon" You're having a blackmarket drug ring and planning to drug the president through Ashely so you can TAKE OVER THE WORLD"

" Didn't Saddler tell you he infected Ashely to get a ransom and infect him and everyone else around the president"

" He did? He did"

" Ugh...Anyway, even if you do make it out of the hedge maze, you'll become a tasty treat for one of my dogs."

" I'm on to you, Salazar"

" Sure..."

Luna: Short chapter, I know. I was hoping to fix the problem soon by posting this. Anyway, stay tuned for the next longer funnier chapter 12 : ADAAAA!