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Luna: Hi folks! 1st of all I'd like to thank Shady777 for her suggestion about the problem I had with the puncation marks, this time I won't preview it. As for the Mircosoft word thing, I have it but whenever I tried to upload it, the site kept saying 'upload failure' and wouldn't do it. Anyway, here's Chapter 12!

Chapter 12: ADAAAAAAAAAA!

Leon was bored. He sucessfully killed every dog, infected dog that is, and put the 2moonstones together. Much to his dismay, he couldn't find any weed, pot or any illegal substances to arrest Salazar on. Then he remembered that Salazar was evil and infected so he could kill him.

He entered the bedroom and a lady in a red dress attacked him. After some fancy hand-to-hand combat, Leon and the 'mystery' woman distanced themselves from each other.

She took off her sunglasses and said" Been a long time, Leon."

" Ada" asked Leon" Your alive! And still fighting the undead in a cocktail dress and high heels, I see. And judging by your fancy sunglasses, you're working for Wesker, aren't you? AREN'T YOU"

" What's it to you"

" How could you? After all Umbrella's done..."

" See you later, Leon. "

" ADAAAAAAAAAA"

" What"

" Sorry. It's a reflex to shout your name really long and drawling when I see you. So this is it, huh? Your breaking up with me"

" We were techinally never together. "

" But you threw me a Rocket Launcher when an infected thing was about to kill me, didn't that mean anything to you"

" It did. But now I gonna go off all mysterious and save your ass whenever your in trouble. Now you just had to ask and ruin it"

The sunglasses exploded, and Ada was gone.

" ADAAAAAAAAA" shouted Leon" Damn, I gotta stop doing that. "

Leon went through the next room and thought Ada would be there. She wasn't. Am I the only one who notices that when an NPC :non-playerable character: goes through the doors 10 seconds before you, and you go in; they magically disappear?

Leon had to solve another puzzle with sniping out objects in a painting. He didn't bother to read the clues. He zoomed in on the the picture. It had : bread, fruit, chicken and wine.

He liked alchol. He liked beer. He liked wine. He also liked having werid hangover dreams and telling people about it. So he sniped out the wine. The freaky thing was when he shot it, the wine actaully broke and spilt.

The door unlocked and Leon went through. The middle of this room had a treasure chest.

" Treasure" screamed Leon, and ran towards it.

Just as he ran to the treasure chest, and cage fell from the sky and surrounded him. Along with a Garrodar and a cultist, with a crowd of cultists on the outside.

Leon gluped and mumbled" Ada, I think my ass needs saving now..."

The cultists outside of the cage, named Bob and Bill, and another 10 Random guys : I never found out their real names, shooting range gets REALLY hard:

" Hey Bill, who are you betting on" asked Bob.

" Garrodar, of course" responed Bill" No stupid American can beat him"

" I'm betting on American" said Bob" I mean, he killed the Cheese! Melted him like macroni! And cheese"

" Hello, infected people out there" said a random infected cultist" I'm cultist 599 but you may know me better as Josh, the Announcer! And this is my co-host of this heated battle, Bob"

" And we'll be reporting live, all bets are final" said Bob" I still got my money on the American"

" Oh and look! The American is running in horror! Stupid American"

" But look! He just shot Mike and kicked his head off"said Bob" Ouch, he's gonna feel that in the morning"

" Looks like the American just attacked the Garrodar with a boom-fire-shooting stick of doom"

" It's a shotgun, Josh."
" Look! The Garrodar was about to charge but the American moved out of the way! Poor Garrodar..."

" Ha! Pay up, Josh"

" And this crowd is getting rowdy and is trying to break down the door of the cage"

" Pay UP"

" oooo...Random 1 and 2 just got killed by the American. What are you thoughts on this as he advances"

" Oh, SHI"

BOOM!

" Shutup" said Leon, and shook his head.

He countied to next corridor, killed stuff, yada yada yada.

Leon entered a balconey, and Luis raced in.

" Hey Leon" cried Luis" I got it!...uh..."

Luis had a scorpion tail blossom from his chest. Saddler entered the room, the scorpion tail was HIS. He withdrew the tail and took the sample.

" You don't need this now do you" asked Saddler, and ran off.

Leon made a move to go after Saddler, but instead stood with Luis who was lying in a pool of his own blood.

" Luis, hang in there" cried Leon.

" Who...are you kidding" wheezed Luis.

" Noone, but would you rather me say 'Luis your gonna die? '"

" No...Listen. you have to get the Plaga samples,...there maybe a cure...take this to stop the growth..."

Luis handed him a bottle of colorful pills and closed his eyes. Dead.

" Luis? LUISSSSSSSSSS"

Leon was furious. He would make Saddler pay, if it was the last thing he ever did.

" Here..." whispered Leon, and inserted the Snoopy Pez despenser in Luis's out stretched hand.

Luna: Yeah, I know, depressing. I didn't really know how to make a character death funny, and I guess you really can't. But the next Chapter is chock full of Ashely bashing and no depressing character deaths! CHapter13: Ashely's wacky Adventure!