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Luna: STUPID WORDPAD:attacks wordpad w/ a slegehammer: I realized that even though i didn't preview my work last chapter the puncation problem STILL happened! I'm sorry folks, bear with me, I guess I won't be having '!' or '?' in my sentenecs for puncation anymore...GRR! Maybe if I'm lucky the problem will fix itself...ahh I'm noever lucky...Thanks for all you people who still read and reviewed despite this STUPID PROBLEM! But I guess that basically everyone knows that when i put a sentece in all CAPS it was susposed to have a ! at the end when it says 'asked' a ? mark. Still annoying though...Okay, I'll stop ranting, heres the Chappie.

Chapter 13: Ashely's WACKY Adventure!

Leon heard Ashely screaming his name, and had a good mind to put a knife through his ears to make her shrill screeching stop. He located the source of the nosie anyway.

On the lower level, she was pinned against the wall with the metal bonds. Leon sniped out each bond with Ashely screaming in horror each time.

" Talk about near death experience" said Ashely, when she was freed.

Leon smiled his Kennedy, adorable smile of sweetness and then saw the cultists coming.

" Ashely! Get out of there" screamed Leon.

Apparently, 'get out of there' to Ashely meant to crouch with her hands over her ears in the middle ogf everything and whimper.

Leon sniped out every cultist in the name of everyone who was lost : the jacket, the Pez and Luis.

Finally, Ashely decided to run to the nearest door and attempt opening it.

" The door's locked, I can't open it" she informed Leon.

Usually you can't open doors when their locked. Duh.

Leon sniped some more cultists until he sniped out a Red one that had a key.

" I got the key! I can open it"

Yeah that's also what keys are for. Opening things.

And Ashely went through the door.

Let's check her briefcase, shall we? Let's see...no items...weaponless...great...

Ashely went further through the room and spotted a cultist. That spotted her.

" Leon, I need you..." she whimpered.

So she ran and did an amazing stunt. She crawled under a table. WOW. But it worked, cause the cultist; for some reason; can't crawl under tables. Hey! How come when your with Leon you can't crawl under tables? I guess Leon doesn't have amazing table crawling skills...

Ashely found a conviently placed latern and threw it at him. He burst into flames and turned to ash.

" Whoo-hoo" screamed Ashely" I whupped him"

She had to turn a crank to open up the gate. Through the gate was yet another cultist, along with conviently placed laterns and cranks.

" Look at me and my throwing skills" bragged Ashely" You can't beat that! Wow...I've been hanging around Leon too long..."

Ashely threw the latern, Bullseye! I never did get that phrase, bullseye. I mean, I know what it means but taken literally; is it susposed to be the bulls have good sight? NOO! I also have been hanging around Leon too long. Intellect...fading...rapidly...

Ashely turned and raise the gates by turning the cranks. AGAIN. She ransacked the place for items and got pestas, spinals and handgun bullets. Wow, bullets are really gonna help , cause SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GUN! She ended up in a hall with 2 doors, she picked one and was in a dusty, dim chamber with switcthes and gates.

" Button..." said Ashely" Leon, why can't you be here? I don't know what to do...If I push it if may trigger a trap and kill me instantly. Or maybe I'll just stand here forever wondering about it...ARGHHH"

And with all her strength, she pressed the button. The gate raises and she goes through and presses another button to raise a gate, repeat, repeat...Finally she reaches the door to a corridor. A long dark one. Luckily, she had her trusty flashlight. Where exactly did she get that flashlight from? According to the briefcase she doesn't have anything...

Ashely came to a dead end with a sliding jigsaw puzzle.

" It'll take me forever to finish this..." she said, and looked around to see 4 knights of armor surrounding it.

" I bet my Pradas they'll come alive soon..." Ashely mumbled" But I can't give up! Leon has faith in me! He believes in me!

Mean while...

Leon paced the floors, frantic. Ashely was gonna get herself killed. How am I gonna tell the prez I failed? thought Leon, And now I won't get my new jacket...

A cultist appeared and ran at Leon. He raised his BlackTail to the cultist's kneecaps and paused. A brillant idea formed.

" Hey, you wanna make some money" asked Leon" Say yes if you value your kneecaps."

The Cultist thought for a moment then said in very clear english" Alright. How much money"

" I'll give you 10000 pestas" said Leon, figuring that was equal to about 1 American dollar.

" And what do I have to do"

" I think I got Ashely killed. And now I won't get my moeny. So...could you possibly dress up as her and I'll hand you over to the prez and he'll never know the difference. What do you say "

" Alright."

" Only problem is clothes and a wig..."

" Right here."

The cultist took out the exact duplicates of Ashely's clothes and a wig from his pocket.

" Okay...How..."

" We have practice of how to properly kidnap Ashely and, uh, one of us has to dress up as her..." answered the cultist.

"OKAY...Do the cultists play as me too"

"...yeah..."

" Damn, thats wrong. WRONG"

The cultist dressed up as Ashely and looked exactly like her. If Ashely was a pale, underfed, 30-yearold man in drag.

" Great! You look just like her" said Leon, and meant it" But what about talking"

" Like, OH MAH GAWD, Leon" squealed the cultist in a hi-pitched girly voice" I just sooooo wanna go to the mall! And I really wanna jump down a ladder and have you catch me! Like, is my hair messed up? OH MAH GWAD, IS IT LEON? I NEED SOME MOUSSE AND CONDITIONER"

" Okay, okay that's enough" said Leon" It's wonderful, just never, EVER do that again. EVER"

Luna: Hopefully the puncation showed up this time. Anyway next chapter: Ashely's Wacky Adventure part Deux!