Pride Land Information Source
The Television Show of all the 'True'
Aspects of the Pride Lands- Pie.
Queen Flavored.
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Disclaimer :: Listen, if you are even close to humane, you know that I DON'T OWN THE LION KING!!! There we go. Got it down? You also know who I own. No stealing! Stealing is bad, as I'm sure your parents have told you countless times. :D
Notes :: Nope. I'm not going to have to raise the rating again. Yay! Finally! I don't have to raise the rating! Anyway, heh, enjoy! Time for an interview. And also, yes, you are correct that in every interview Seneerie has some mishap, and that every time it gets worse until we get to see her so misshapen that she's hanging onto her table for dear life! gasp! Yay!
We fade into classic different wacky 'Pride Land Information Source' signs, as traditional theme plays
Seneerie (our host): singing; tune is similar to that of 'Home on the Range'... the original, not the Disney song. A little too many words in some of the phrases...
Oh... the work was hard
and the pay was bad
and the way here was quite bor-ing
But on the way here
We see quite the advertisement
And that really got us lur-ing
So....
tune now similar to 'We're Gonna Take a Walk Outside Today'; if you've seen The Adventures of Milo and Otis you'll understand
If you're really bored and want to do something
Then at this show all your bells will ring
Yeah, if you're really bored and want to do something
Then at this show all your bells will ring
It's a really weird world and a good one too
for the stupid bums and the ones in the loo
Yeah, it's a really weird world and a good one too
for the stupid bums and the ones in the loo!
we now switch to a dome-like room, made of rock. In the middle is a polished rectangular table with two seats across from each other. In one of the two seats is a cream colored lioness; probably around Kiara's age at her time. The lioness is sitting like a lion, except her paws are on the table. This is Seneerie; who now seems quite skinny. She has been running this show for a matter of 5 years. On each side of the table is a microphone on a tiny stand with a long cord that seems to lead to nowhere.
Seneerie: who is seriously losing her voice Hello viewers. Today my voice is like... dead, so all bear with me.
Cameraman James: Ah... yes. Seneerie has finally made a full recovery... er, except for having some really bad lion cold thing...
Seneerie rolls her eyes in the background
Seneerie: No no James, I'm FINE.
Cameraman James: to himself, mainly Oh, yeah. Perfectly.
Seneerie: Yehh... and, while I was like... dead, mum took me on a vacation to Hawaii. I learned all about interviews there!
The crowd stares at her
Seneerie: For example, I learned that you hafta actually PLEASE your guests!
The crowd cheers
Seneerie: Anyways, today we have with us... SARABI!!!
Jeopardy music sounds; Seneerie is shouting... you know the drill
Seneerie: SARABI IS THE QUEEN OF THE PRIDE LANDS. MOTHER OF SIMBA AND WIFE OF MUFASA. to herself, mainly But not for long...
Sarabi enters, her hair brushed and pretty, her eyelashes flirt style, with an over dosage of lipstick on
Seneerie: Welcome Ibaras!
Sarabi stares at her
Seneerie: I mean... Sarabi!
Sarabi sits across the table from Seneerie
Sarabi: So...
Seneerie: So what's it like to be married to the king?
Sarabi: smiles and sighs, lazily and dreamily Ohh... it's wonderful.
Seneerie: who is losing her temper Oh yeah? Well, I wouldn't know, 'cause I'm just an average --
Sarabi: Stop!
Seneerie: Why should I?
Sarabi: Please?
Seneerie: makes a face Ohh... fine. Perfectly. grins My next question is... well, was it difficult having Simba?
Sarabi: Yes, he was a real kicker... I mean, WHY AM I TELLING YOU THAT? What do you want to know for?
Seneerie: Ohh... nothing. muffles a laugh
Sarabi: Why you little...
Seneerie: Whoop! All take care! It looks like Sarabi's gonna get pretty wild!
Sarabi: ...What...?! No!
Seneerie: My third question is kind of personal... what do you like in Mufasa?
Sarabi: Well... he's so... muscular, big and perfect-like. He's preeeeeecious... drools
Seneerie: Yeah? Have it your way then... GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Sarabi: What? Why?! He's mine!
Seneerie: HE'S MINE!!!
Sarabi: Yes he is.
Seneerie: Wha...?!
Sarabi: Er, I mean no he isn't.
Seneerie: Yes he is.
Sarabi: No he's not.
Seneerie: who seems to be singing out the argument to the tune of The Madness Yes he is!
Sarabi: quickly catching on to the tune No he's not!
Seneerie: I tell you, he-is-mine
Sarabi: No he's not
Seneerie: Yes he is
Sarabi: No he's not
Seneerie: Yes... yes...
Sarabi: No... no...
Seneerie: We're getting nowhere.
Sarabi: You know, you're right for once. But where in God Chui's name did you come up with that tune?
Seneerie: I'm psychic. One day, Scar will be king, and he will sing that song. nods
Sarabi: What? Rubbish!
Seneerie: Oh yeah, boy hog?
Sarabi: Yeah, copy cheater!
Seneerie: OH YEAH??!
Sarabi: YEAH!
the two are now standing; Seneerie still with one paw above the ground; the are staring at each other, crossly
Seneerie: OH YEAH???!
Sarabi: YEAH!!! YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHIN' OF IT?
Seneerie rolls her eyes and strikes Sarabi
Cameraman James: Er... end of transmission! Heh heh.
The Closest We Can Get to the End Without Seeing Seneerie get Arrested for "Queen Abuse"