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Luna: I'm back! Here's chapter 20!

Chapter 20: They use GUNS now?

Leon ran in the tunnels on the island when Bongo music started to play. Bongo drums? What happened to the Silent Hill rip-off battle music?

These military guys had electric rod things, bow and arrows, and maces. Leon shot them all with ease.

"Guns? Ha!" he said, " Salazar, you liar, they can't use guns!"
Just then, a Ganado wielding a huge Gattling Gun came out of nowhere. Ah, irony.

"They use GUNS now?" asked Leon, in horror.

Leon began to wonder why he took this job in the first place.

Flashback!

" Okay, Secret Service men!" said the president.

"Um, its Secret Service individuals, to be politically correct," whispered a random Agent.

" Secret Service individuals, then!" said the prez, in a huff, " Who wants to volunteer for a suicide mission to save my slutty daughter who is probably infected from infected people who have kidnapped her? Step forward."

Everyone took a step back except Leon who said, " Look! A vintage Charlie Brown Pez dispenser!"

He bent down to pick it up as everyone was behind him.

" Ah, Mr. Lionel Sennedy," said the prez.

" Ew! What is up with this grape pez!" asked Leon.

" Oh…." said the prez, as an agent whispered something in his ear, " It's Leon Kennedy. Congratulations! You just volunteered!"

"I did?"

" Yes!"

"But if Ashley's so important, why am I the only one going after her?"

" Well, quite frankly I hate her and her Pradas! All she does is give me a dent in my wallet with her need to buy Pradas- I mean, we have confidence in your skills and abilities! Heh, that's it…."

" Oh….But I don't wanna go!"

"But you get this niffy jacket!"

"Jacket!" squealed Leon, hugging it happily. And it was love at first sight.

Back to the present…..

Poor Leon was conned into the whole thing, and where exactly did that Charlie Brown Pez dispenser come from? Well, I could tell you, but I need something to fill up my other chapters.

Leon sniped the Ganado with the Gattling gun. 15 times. And got a bunch of Pestas for his trouble.

"Whoop-Whoop!" shouted Leon, and did his dance as the remaining Ganados fled in horror.

Suddenly, Leon spotted Ashley being dragged off and screaming, " HELP LEON! HELPPPPP!"

"My ears!" screamed Leon, and became momentarily deaf, preventing him from sniping the Ganado carrying her off.

Leon ran to the doors just as they locked, and had to complete a light show puzzle until the doors opened.

Now I will skip ahead. Far ahead. All the way to when Leon meets his first Regenerator.

Leon was in the autopsy room where he found a letter from Luis:

To whom this concerns:

This is my 5th letter that I have been writing and leaving around the place cause its fun! Like searching for them Easter eggs at Easter time. Anyway, there was some freaky experiments going on here with Plagas and stuff. There's this one dude called the Regenerator that regenerates lose limbs when you shoot it. But I'll let you in on a little secret. You can kill them by shooting the plaga on their bodies, although its invisible. If you get a infrared sniper scope, maybe…..but what are the odds of you finding that?

Sincerely,

Luis, the man who ISN'T betraying Saddler!

"Conscience," said Leon, " Luis wasn't too sharp, he left random notes around telling people about Plaga and their whole evil plan. How wouldn't Saddler know he was betraying him?"

" Whoa!" I said, " That's actually a very smart observation. The last stroke of brilliance I saw you have was in chapter 4...or was it 5?"

Suddenly, the automatic doors opened. A sniffling, sneezing sound is heard.

"Hello?" asked Leon, " Who's there? And whoever you are, you got some nasty cold….."

A gray, humanoid, genderless figure appeared and advanced towards Leon.

He shot its head off. True to its name, the Regenerator regenerated.

"What the hell? Conscience, you saw that?" asked Leon, in horror and awe, " His head just….regenerated!"

" No really!" I said, rolling my eyes, " Leon, what the hell are you doing? You can't kill it, you know that! You need the infrared scope to shoot the Plaga. Get out of there!"

" I do know that?"

"Just run! Stupid…."

Leon ran past the Regenerator, narrowly getting his head chomped off, and hi-tailed it out of there. Leon kept running until he found the scope which he equipped to the rifle. He was greeted by another Regenerator with very bad allergies.

"Now….aim and shoot the red things! Yay! You win!" I cried.

Leon did as commanded and the Regenerator exploded into a mess of blood and guts.

"Ewww…." said Leon.

" For once I agree," I said, equally grossed out.

Luna: Next Chapter: Iron Maidens! Eek!