Disclaimer: I don't own RE4, the Matrix, Corona, Wall mart, The movie Mission Impossible or Visa.

Luna: Yes, I admit that my last chapter did in fact suck. I went too overboard with the comments and crossed the fine line between being witty and being stupid. I just wanna thank the reviewers who pointed this out, I appreciate that you told me my errors in a nice way. After reading the suggestions, I will have little to no character/author interaction, maybe once or twice during a chapter. Okay, read on….

Chapter 23: Fun with Laser Beams.

Leon moved forward to an empty looking dark place. He heard something behind him, and unsheathed his knife.

Of course, Leon takes out his knife; what sense would it made if he took out a gun?

A large, freaky blonde man jumps down on Leon; knife aimed at his throat.

Leon blocked it, expertly.

Wow, I guess when you become a government agent you learn to shoot locks off doors and knife fight…..

"Krauser!" declared Leon, as he and Krauser created space between themselves.

"Leon!" said Krauser.

" They said you died in a helicopter accident," said Leon, tone serious, " I saw you die."

" And you believed it!" he answered, " you were never too bright, Leon."

" What is up with all these dead people coming back to life? First Ada, now you?" said Leon.

Krauser sped towards Leon with his knife and Leon rolled out of the way.

Flashback!

Leon was younger and no smarter he is now. He was on his first mission. A very important mission. If he failed…..it'll all be over.

His partner was Jack Krauser, equal in skill and lack in any apparent intellect. Okay, so he was a little smarter than Leon, who isn't?

Their mission: retract the Corona from the store successfully.

And Leon and Krauser was dropped in by a helicopter, sent by the prez himself.

" This is our first mission! I'm so excited!" piped up Leon.

" Leon, this isn't a mission much more than it is an errand." said Krauser.

Leon wasn't listening. Does he ever listen? He was too busy running around the aisles of Wallmart humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

Leon pressed his back up against a shelf and whispered, " The counter intelligence is after us!"

" Sure Leon," answered Krauser, silently his existence, " Let's just get the Coronas for the president's annual 'Get piss drunk until you can't see straight party' and go."

" It's not just about getting alcohol for immature 40-year old men with mid-life crisis' and confusing standpoints on political issues," protested Leon, " It's about truth, justice, and the American way!"

" Uh-huh, I got the Corona, now we just have to pay-" said Krauser.

" Now it's time to pay for it!" screamed Leon, hyper and jovial.

Krauser handed over the Coronas, make that 3 24 packs of Coronas.

" That'll be 53.25 dollars, please." said the cashier.

Krauser reached into his pocket for his wallet while Leon announced, " Hot, change counting action!"
He pulled out the Visa check card. Don't leave home without it.

" A magical piece of plastic able to buy anything!" said Leon, " Shiny!"

Krauser sighed, and Leon followed him to the exit.

The helicopter almost landed on Krauser, but he dodged it in the nick of time.

" Krauser! Krauser?" cried Leon, rushing to his fallen comrade's side, " Oh….are you…are you dead?"

He was going to defect to Umbrella anyway. Might as well it be now.

" Yes, I'm dead, Leon." replied Krauser.

" NOOOOOO!" shouted Leon, " OOOO! Must….focus…on mission…"

Leon saluted the still breathing, very much alive Krauser; and boarded the helicopter.

He would get those Corona's to the prez safely if it was the last thing he ever did.

Back to the present….

Leon and Krauser countied knife fighting , slash, duck, repeat.

" Hmph, Time for me to go and then appear suddenly to harass you later." said Krauser, and ran off.

Leon shook his head. He was so sure Krauser had died….

He ran into a corridor that had laser beams moving up and down the walk way.

" Laser beams, fun!" said Leon.

" Not fun, you'll become a very crispy hot agent if you get hit!" I said.

" That's cause I'm too hot to handle!" said Leon.

I stared.

Leon dodged the first 2 lasers with ease. But the 3rd charged at him at full force and he ran up a wall to avoid sudden crispness.

" Matrix rip off!" cried Kat.

Leon then came into a single room with a large lounge chair in the middle.

He sat there and said, " All I need now is a large screen T.V, popcorn, a remote, a pack of Coronas and- ASHLEY! I have to save her!"

Suddenly remembering the whole point to this mission, Leon runs off.

Luna: Review and tell me what you think. I think that I stopped overdoing, but I'm not sure. Anyway next chapter: Playground OF HORRORS!