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Luna: I can't believe it….2 more Chapters and this fic is done! Wow…..here's Chapter 25!

Chapter 25: Leon v.s Krauser

Leon ended up at some ruins. No enemies were around. Until Leon was almost shot at by Krauser.

"Krauser!" screamed Leon, " You kidnapped Ashley, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?"

" Maybe I did," said Krauser.

" Why? Why did you get her involved?"

" Uh….cause she's the president's daughter…."
" Oh yeah…."

" Now we're going to play a game," said Krauser.

" Is it Trivial Pursuit?" asked Leon, " I hate that game! With all those confusing facts and dates like the question, 'Who was our first president of the U.S?' Who seriously knows that?"

"….No.."

" Then, is it hide and go seek? I'm good at hiding! My parents always said that I hid like a chameleon that's deceased!"

" No!"

" Then, is it 'I Spy?' I spy with my little eye, something big, ugly and accurate."

" I know this one!" screamed Kat, " Krauser!"

" NO! And who the hell was that? The game is that there are 3 pieces of a puzzle located in the ruins. 2 are hidden and I have the last."

"So….it's a jigsaw puzzle?" asked Leon, dumbly.

Krauser was too fed up to answer. He just attacked Leon at full speed with his knife. Leon shot at him with the Striker, but missed cause he was too fast. Leon tried again, but Krauser just had to have super speed.

Leon finally managed to hit him with the Striker once….

" I got it!" I said, " And all of yous who are tuned in and had trouble with this part, listen up! Since Krauser keeps coming in at close range and is way too fast to shoot, use your knife!"

" So your saying that a shotgun bullet, a scatter shot of burning lead won't affect him but a flimsy piece of metal will?" asked Kat.

" Yep. Trust me people, it actually works. He seems to run off faster."

" Ah. Figures."

Leon attacked Krauser with his knife a couple of times, and Krauser said, " Ahhh….good Leon. Very good."

" Was it just me, or did you just enjoy the fact I attacked you?" asked Leon.

" No!" screamed Krauser, sounding much like Leon from Re2, and threw a flash grenade at him.

" Colors…..blinding….ow…." said Leon, and shook his head.

Leon ran around the ruins some more, and was harassed by Krauser again. Luckily, Leon has his trusty knife.

He managed to get the first piece of the beast, and Krauser jumped out of nowhere.

" I see you sharpened your skills," said Krauser.

" You ain't seen nothing yet!" answered Leon, " You betrayed me on my first mission. Our first mission together, we bought Corona safely from the counter intelligence scum….and you told me you died!"

" Did you even realize what you just said? Did you tell the prez that I died?" asked Krauser.

" You died?"

They fought. Knife fight. Again. Until Leon successfully sliced him a couple of times; which prompted Krauser to throw another flash grenade. Coward.

Leon entered another area guarded by tiny, little robots.

" Aw, how cute!" said Leon, " So tiny and harmless….THEY MUST DIE!"

Leon shot them with the Black Tail as a mob of beeping robots charged at him.

Meanwhile….

Hunnigan had no idea how long she was on the cursed island of Gilligan. All she knew that was in the beginning of each day, a disembodied voice would start singing about her and the other inhabitants of the island.

And everyday, the president would make stuff out of coconuts. And everyday, the movie star would complain. And everyday, Hunnigan would find a way off the island, and Gilligan would manage to ruin it somehow. And instead of getting mad, they'd say, " Oh, that Gilligan," or " That's our Gilligan!"

Hunnigan's sanity was slowly, but surely, fading.

" Hey everyone!" screamed the insane woman formally known as Hunnigan, " Who wants to do victory dances?"

Before Hunnigan could develop a addiction to Pez, contract ADD and use her name in the 3rd person, a fat man bounded on the beach.

" I'm sorry, Hunnigan," said the man, " I'm the producer and the show's been cancelled. You're free to go."

" The show can't be cancelled!" screamed Gilligan, " It's our destiny to stay on this island! If we get off, the world as we know it will end! And I'll never get another job in an acting career!"

A helicopter picked up the disoriented Hunnigan, who was mumbling to herself.

Back to Leon…..

Leon needed only one more piece of the puzzle. He was on the pillar thingy when Krauser screamed, " Feel the power of the virus!"

A large, pointy spike sprouted from his wrist. Krasuer brought it down to puncture Leon's head, but he rolled out of the way.

" Ouch. Krauser, there's a spike coming out of your wrist…." said Leon.

" I know that!" said Krauser.

" Maybe you should get it out? Ouch….how are you not in pain?" asked Leon.

" That's my power, imbelic!"

" Your power is to have spikes come out of your body…? Well, your power sucks."
" Time to die, Leon!"

" Now you sound like Salazar!"

Leon created some distance between himself and psycho commando boy. At first, Krauser walked towards him slowly, a wing like shield covering his face.

" The whole wing deal makes you look like a flamingo," announced Leon.

" Uh, Leon, you know that the place is rigged with bombs and is going to explode in about 2 minutes," I said.

" WHAT?"

Leon got out his Broken Butterfly and kept shooting Krauser in the kneecaps and head. When he got too close for comfort, Leon used his shiny knife.

After using all his magnum rounds and 20 shotgun shells, Leon was about to deal the death blow.

" But…..he was my best friend," said Leon, " Ah, who am I kidding?"

He shoots him, Krauser dead, finally.

" WHYYYYYY!" screamed Leon, "YYYY! Okay, I'm over it."

Leon grabbed the last piece and ran far away from the pillar as possible.

Luna: Finished! Next Chapter: Helicopter Back up!