Disclaimer: Hmm…..wonder if you got the hint that I don't or will ever own RE4, or any RE's for that matter! Or Corona!

Luna: There's only one more Chapter left……NOOOO! Great, sounding like Leon again. I have a random statement for those who have beaten the game. How stupid is it that after you unlock the Unlimited ammo Rocket Launcher and Chicago Typewriter that you have to PURCHASE it from the merchant? For 1,000,000 pestas? Then you have to beat the game again just to rake in enough cash for the unlockables that YOU wasted 20 hours on getting! Not fair….I'll shut up now. On with Chapter!

Chapter 26: Helicopter back-up!

Leon had ended up at a huge army base, when an helicopter appeared over the horizon. If he was smart, he'd say, " Screw Ashley! I'm getting the hell outta here!" boarded the helicopter and escaped. Instead, he said, " Back-up, what took you so long?"

" Sorry, there was a lot of traffic," said the pilot, whose name is now Pilot cause I don't think he had a name.

The helicopter flew over some towers and bombed them, Pilot shouting, " Ha! Smoked them!"

" Yeah, well, I smoked them with just my weapons!" said Leon, " And it's much easier to say when your in a helicopter safely with missiles!"

But Pilot was good at smoking them. So good, in fact, that Leon sat back and relaxed the whole time. He wished that Saddler's lounge chair was around…..

Leon ran through of the rest of the area with just dead enemies lying about.

"Nice going!" said Leon, " Hey, when we get back, we can get drunk on Coronas! And we can go to karaoke night at the bar and I can bring Ada-"

Just then, the helicopter was shot down by a Ganado with a Rocket Launcher.

"…..Well, when I find Saddler, I'm going to throw him off a bridge into a sea of angry, starving, chipmunks!" declared Leon.

He entered the double doors to the next area and saw Ada.

"Ada!"

"Leon!"

" ADA!"

" Leon, listen," said Ada, " We have to find out how to get the Plaga out of you. It's starting to control you."

" I'm fine, Ada," said Leon.

He started to gulp down the colorful pills that Luis gave him. Did anyone else notice that he never gave any to Ashley who was infected longer than him?

" Leon, come on, we have to stop it," she said.

" I said I'm fine. I'm totally in control of my body!" said Leon, and then his eyes turned red.

He began to straggle Ada.

"Le….on!" she gasped, choking.

Luckily, she had a nail file and jammed it into Leon's leg. She got the nail file from the same place that Ashley got the compact and flashlight. The air.

"A…da!" said Leon, shaking his head, " What just happened?"

" Yeah, really in control Leon," said Ada, " Now I'll be running off for no apparent reason. And I'll be saving your ass shortly."

Ada exited, and Leon ran after her. He opened the doors and she wasn't there.

"Ada must've ran track in high school," mused Leon.

He examined his surroundings. He appeared to be in a prison. Leon heard banging coming from the nearby garbage can. He remembered that was how he first met Luis, banging to get out of the closet. Wait….that's not what I meant!

" Hey, maybe Luis is in here," said Leon.

" Luis is dead, moron." said Kat.

"….Damn Saddler!" he cried, remembering.

He opened the garbage bin anyway, and a squirming bag of something was in there.

"EWWW!" screeched Leon, and shot it.

The shouts attracted a Regenerator.

Leon aimed his sniper rifle at him and then it talked.

" You!" said the Regenerator, " You're the sick individual who put his bum on me!"

" That was you?" asked Leon.

" Yes, you should be arrested for indecent exposure!"

" I had my pants on….sicko."

" Okay, then indecent behavior! I maybe a mindless killing machine, but do you see me putting my bum on things! Then-"

Leon was bored by the speech. So he sniped and killed the Regenerator.

Leon got to the next room, that had Ashley incased in glass. Saddler was there, and stuck his hand out, and he went flying.

Saddler advanced, and Leon let out a yelp. Then, Ada appeared and shot Saddler with the TMP.

" Leon, NOW!" she screamed, finger still squeezing the trigger.

Leon nodded and ran to Ashley. He flipped a couple of random switches until the glass opened.

He pulled out the half asleep Ashley and they ran.

" Oh, no," spat Ada, " I'm fine here. It's not like you have to thank me or offer to help or anything."

Saddler kept walking towards the doors that Leon and Ashley exited, and Ada shot the barrels that were conveniently placed above Saddler's head. They fell, burying him. Ada smiled.

Meanwhile….

Leon and Ashley ended up at a lab of sorts, with a single chair in the room; along with computers.

" I'm guessing that's the cure! A chair!" cried Leon, " Okay, I'll go first. You operate it."

Funny, how he goes first when she was infected longer.

" Here goes absolutely nothing," said Ashley, who closed her eyes and pressed a random button.

The chair started shaking.

"Ahhh……That feels good…."said Leon.

" Oh, sorry, its on vibrate," said Ashley, " I guessing the button labeled painful-electrical-extraction-of-pain is what I gotta press."

She pressed it, and Leon was hit with electrical currents. Tears began streaming down his face from the pain.

" Okay, its dead!" she said.

Leon mumbled something and wiped his eyes. Ashley sat down, and his fingers flew across the keyboard. Ashley was getting electrocuted. She didn't make a sound. Then, she giggled.

" That tickles!" said Ashley.

She hopped up from the seat, cured. Like Leon. And automatically threw herself on him.

" I was so scared Leon!" said she, " And then you came-"

" Yeah, uh, let's go home." said Leon.

Although the electric chair did cure them of the Plaga infection, they were still infected with dumbness. And sadly, there wasn't a cure.

Luna: The next chapter….is the last! Be sure to tune in for the Last Chapter: Leon v.s Saddler.