Well, despite what I said in my bio, I'm updating today! And then, I'm starting a new story!!! Try and guess which one!

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, but I do own my Pokemon knock-offs!

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"Today, our heroes are trudging through the DANGEROUSLY CHEESY…I mean dangerously sloped cliffs of Pokemopolis, in search of the evil citadel of the Rocket Faeries, and Team Rockette!" Said a mysterious voice from the sky.

Uranus's head shot up and she wildly looked around. "What the hell was THAT?!" She hollered.

"Oh, that's just the creepy narrator dude." Ash said nonchalantly.

"Yeah, the only thing that's dangerously cheesy here is his bad narrating." Misty remarked.

"HEY, I HEARD THAT!" Creepy Narrator Dude said.

But Ash and Misty obviously could care less, and kept walking. The scouts, despite being weirded out, followed.

"I wonder where the next nymph could be." Saturn said to herself. But she didn't have to wait long, because a creature with gray Dragonfly wings and skin with dark brown hair and lines for eyes came out of nowhere.

"Wow, finding these guys has been suspiciously easy." Neptune mused quietly.

The creature looked surprised for a moment, but then he rushed toward Trista and grabbed her hands.

"WOOOOOWZA! YOU'RE PRETTIFULL!" He said.

"Wha?" Pluto said, confused.

He waved his eyebrows up and down. "My name is Brock! But you can call me Iron man, Super man, Fireman…"

2 hours later…

"…Rocky, Bullwinkle, poopiekins, and you can call me the love of your life!"

Everyone just stared.

"Two hours of my life…wasted." Uranus pouted.

"Uhh, that's very sweet, but we're on a dangerous mission. I haven't the time." Trista said, not wanting to hurt Brock's feelings.

"That's ok! I shall help you with this mission, then we can run off together into the sunset and-"

But Misty already began dragging him away by the ear. "Come on, Romeo."

The others followed behind the two nymphs. One courageous, and one pathetic and lovesick.

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Sorry, but I'm ending it here! It was hopelessly short, but I'm currently needed elsewhere. Tata!