"Look, here they come!" Said Meowth, trying his best to yell and whisper at the same time.
Team Rockette was hunched behind cheaply made bushes that were more obviously fake than Kerry's health plan. They were atop a cliff and below were the unexpecting Scouts and Nymphs.
"This is our chance! Let's push a big boulder over the cliff and squish 'em!" James said excitedly.
Jesse waved her clawed hand dismissively. "That idea is stupid, unoriginal, and BORING. I'M in charge here, so I say we fly down and KILL them!"
"Oh, that's a GREAT idea," Meowth said sarcastically, "and why don't we blindfold ourselves and throw piñatas at 'em?" The cat smacked her in the head. "HELLOOOO?! You're BOTH underestimating them! We need a bulletproof strategy!"
While the trio were bickering pointlessly, the seven heroes were walking farther and farther away.
"How much farther until we reach the citadel?" Saturn asked Brock, who currently had the map.
He pulled it out, stared at it, and began scratching his head. "Uh…um…urm…eh…fish?"
Uranus snatched the map, and looked at it in horror. "THIS ISN'T A MAP! THIS IS A PLACEMAT FOR A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT!" She yelled.
"No wonder there was cartoon animals all over it." Brock said.
"How could he read a map anyway? He doesn't have any eyes!" Neptune said.
"YES I DO!" Brock said, pointing to the two lines on his face.
"I don't know…that looks like marker to me!"
"OH FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT!" Misty said. "WE'RE LOST!"
"Actually, despite his stupidity, he miraculously led us the right way." Pluto said, pointing to a dark castle that was atop a hill.
Uranus and Misty, who were beating up Brock, immediately stopped.
"HEY YOU GUYS! LOOK!" Ash said.
They looked.
100 troll guards were heading their way.
"INTRUDERS!" The trolls all yelled.
"Crap." They all chorused.
Meanwhile…
The three Rockettes were engaged in a fierce slap fight, not yet noticing the group was long gone.
-
There you have it! Chapter numbuh 5. Pwease review!
Sailor Moon and Pokemon © Japan.