Author: Welcome one and all! Ladies and Gentlemen, not to mention the occasional brat/punk, come and join us!
Freaky Narrator Dudett: Enough with the gentile greeting!
Author: It drives me nuts too. Anyhoo! Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit is sick today! See?
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Achoo!sniff At least I get to watch this on the Telly!
FND: So we girls will be narratoring today!
Author: Let's get on with the story!
cra Z and Phil are leaving school…
Tusuami: Hey! Got plans tonight?
cra Z: We're going to this dance at this new place.
Tusuami: Can I come?
Phil: Well…
Tusuami: Pweezzzzzzz? puppy dog eyes
cra Z: Oh! Not those!
Phil: I'm sorry… but you need a date… and you seem to be short in that area.
Tusuami: If I got a date, could I come?
cra Z: You could, but me and Phil-
Tusuami: Phil and I.
cra Z: Phil and I… have some… ah… plans.
cra Z and Phil walk away…
Tusuami: (Thinking) I will go! No matter what!
Tusuami's list of guy friends which are available…
Kurama
Tusuami: tear eyed WHY! I'm their biggest fan! Why do they torture me like this!
Tusuami: Knocks on Kurama's door Kurama? Are you there?
Kurama: opens doorstares at Tusuami Tusuami? Why are you here?
Tusuami: Did you have plans tonight?
Kurama: Are you going to teepee me again?
Tusuami: NO! …I was just wondering if you'd come to this dance club with me because you need a date.
Kurama: And you're asking me?
Tusuami: You're the only one that isn't taken! Please!
Kurama: Fine… just don't hit me okay?
Tusuami: almost hugs himbacks away Deal! nods
Author: Ain't that sweet?
FND: They make a good couple.
Yusuke: Yup!
Author and FND jump…
Author: What are you doing here!
Yusuke: Well I feel this is focused on Hiei and Kurama than on me. So for the time being, I'll be helping out.
FND: We're doomed!
Author: Fine! Tell them what they're wearing.
Yusuke: Kurama is wearing black jeans with a navy blue long-sleeved shirt saying… "Kiss The Chef"? Are you serious!
FND: That's what it says!
Yusuke: Right. sweatdrop His hair is the same and he's wearing blue boxers with yellow duckies on them. …Isn't that going a little too deep?
Author: Well if you don't want to read it…
Yusuke: sweatdrop Tusuami is wearing black flares with a black punk tank top saying "A Product Of Insanity And Too Many Alcoholic Beverages". sigh Okay then. Her hairs down and is wearing a spiked necklace and bracelets and safety pin earrings. As you can see it's a punk rock party.
FND: Now back to the original program!
At the dance club…
Kurama: Should I get a table?
Tusuami: I suppose so… shifty eyes
Kurama: What's wrong?
Tusuami: I don't want to be seen with… a guy… alone… in a dance club….
Kurama: Why?
Tusuami: Because I don't want people to think I'm STEADY!
Kurama: Are you sure they're coming?
Tusuami: Yeah! They said so! Unless…
Kurama: Unless what?
Tusuami: They're plans are to actually be in bed.
Kurama: I don't suppose you meant sleeping?
Tusuami: freaking out Where's me camera!
Kurama: sweatdrop They're under aged, Tusuami. You know them. They'd never do that yet!
Tusuami: They have practically done everything else! Holding hands, dancing, hugging, kissing, stroking each other's butts! I NEVER see it too!
Kurama: Stop obsessing. (Thinks) Really? Stroking butts? How did she found that out? Surly cra Z didn't tell her that! What idiot would!
Tusuami: But I can't help it!
Kurama: Why don't you get a lover then!
Tusuami: Because! I can't… not yet. …And what is lover supposed to mean anyway!
Kurama: Eh-
Tusuami: looks at the dance floor Hey look! It's them!
Kurama: turns around sigh That's a relief! starts to walk toward them
Tusuami: trips him (hisses) What are you doing!
Kurama: I was going to talk to them!
Tusuami: No way! If they know we're here, then they won't do anything at all!
Kurama: You're going to spy on them?
Tusuami: I was thinking in the lines of stalking.
Kurama: Stalking is illegal!
Tusuami: Only if you get caught!
Yusuke: This is getting interesting.
FND: Yup.
Author: Wait! It gets better.
Kurama: The only way we can really watch is if we're on the dance floor.
Tusuami: The… gulp dance floor?
Kurama: You dance all the time in your room.
Tusuami: Well, I was supposedly alone!
Kurama: Just walking by.
Tusuami: Sure you were…
Kurama: It'll be fine!
Tusuami: Somehow, that doesn't help much, coming from you.
cra Z: Do you think Tusuami's actually coming?
Phil: Knowing her? …Yes. At least trying.
cra Z: Hope she doesn't interfere though.
Phil: Again, knowing her. But I wouldn't worry so much. Kisses cra Z
Tusuami: Points He kissed her! SEE! They never do that in front of me! Always in front of strangers is it?
Kurama: sweatdrop I wonder why?
Tusuami: Come on, Kurama! drags him to the dance floor
FNDK: Hey! Who said Yusuke could take my place! achoo!
Kuwabara: Take your place in what?
FNDK: turns of TV Nothing. Ha ha ha. Why are you here?
Yukina: We heard you were sick so Kuwabara, Hiei, and I got you some soup!
FNDK: Thanks! …where's Hiei?
Hiei: Up here. On the ceiling
On the dance floor…
DJ: Enter "Slow Dance"…
Tusuami: SLOW Dance! NO! That's it! I give up!
Kurama: Well that's a first. Come on now. At least try!
Tusuami: Nuh uh! That's enough! I'm going home! starts walking away
Kurama: sigh (thinks) Why me? pulls Tusuami close and starts slow dancing
Tusuami: blush Ah… blush Kurama? You do know you'll regret this, don't you?
Kurama: I know… I always do.
Yusuke: I got to try that on Keiko sometime.
Author: Good luck with that. At least Kurama's smooth!
Yusuke: And I'm not?
Author: Wow. You actually got it.
Author and Yusuke start to fight…
FND: sweatdropbacks away
cra Z: checks watch 10:00 'o clock. Ready?
Phil: I guess.
cra Z and Phil go into one of the club's "private" rooms…
Kurama: They just went into a room…. waits Tusuami?
Tusuami: asleep on Kurama's shouldersnore!
Kurama-;; shakes Tusuami Tusuami? Wake up!
Tusuami: SNORE!Snor- AH! Mutant Space Hamsters! blinks Oh… it's just you. Are we still dancing?
Kurama: cra Z and Phil just went into a room.
Tusuami: WHAT! Why didn't you wake me up sooner?
Kurama: Well I-
Tusuami: No time! yanks him
Kurama: Tusuami?
Tusuami: What?
Kurama: It's that way. points
Tusuami: grumbles FINE!
In front of the room door…
Tusuami: Well… this is it. Sorta sad really.
Kurama: Are you going to open it?
Tusuami: You open it!
Kurama: I couldn't.
Tusuami: Yes you can!
Kurama: But I don't know how.
Tusuami: It's very simple. You turn the knob and push and Viola! opens door YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
The Gang: SURPRISE!
Keiko: Happy Birthday!
Tusuami: anime fall Where's cra Z and Phil?
cra Z: Here we are!
Tusuami: Is everyone really here?
FNDK: Yup! Everyone! ACHOO!
Tusuami: But… your plans?
Phil: Was this.
Tusuami: starts crying on Kurama's shirt MUNCHKINS!
Boton: Did we do something wrong?
Tusuami: sniff It's just that nobody has ever done this for me before! I'M SO GAY!
Hiei: You're gay?
Kurama: I think she means happy.
Hiei: Hn.
Author: Such a nice ending!
Yusuke: How come you didn't come?
Author: Nobody is supposed to no I'm here!
Yusuke: I know.
Author: Exactly!
Yusuke: Why you… starts fighting
Koenma: Hey! Will I ever be in these stories! Sheesh!
FND: Sorry Koenma, but you hardly ever talk to Tusuami… unless it's business.
Koenma: So?
The next morning…
Tusuami: Oh, Kurama! knocks on door Are you there?
Kurama: open door What is it now?
Tusuami: smiles Can't I thank you?
Kurama: Depends…
Tusuami: vein throb Well I Hope This Works! throws a bucket of cow poo on him
Kurama: Not… really.
Tusuami: runs away
Keiko: Honestly, why do you put up with it?
Kurama: It's the least I could do after what I did.
Keiko: You never told me.
Kurama: LOOK! It's Yusuke!
Keiko: Where! turns aroundKurama runs awayturns back I don- smiles We'll see then won't we?
Yusuke: Do you know what he did?
Author: Nope.
Yusuke: How about you?
FND: No clue.
Koenma: AHA! I know! But I'm not telling!
SURPRISE
by Tusuami
FIN