REWRITE 1

Olivia Benson woke up, and groggily eyed the clock next to her bed. 6.03am.

"Crap" she thought to herself, "Why can't I ever sleep in on my day off?"

She started to close her eyes again, to try for a few more hours, when she suddenly became aware of a warm, naked body pressed against her back.

Subtly, she pressed her back against the body. Mmmmmmmm, no breasts, and a hairy chest. Well that was a good sign.

She turned to see the face of her new bed partner.

"Oh my God' Liv breathed "ELLIOT"

Her partner smiled at her. "Hi, Liv"

"You mean people want to see us together too?" Olivia asked in shock.

"Sure" Elliott replied "There's probably more El and Liv fanfics than anything else"

"But, El" asked Liv "What about Kathy, I mean I know you're separated, but you're still married"

"Meh, don't worry, Liv. Besides, Kathy's a psycho bitch"

"What! Since when" she asked

"Oh, probably since the beginning of the chapter. It's all part of a plot contrivance"

"How do you mean"

"Well, obviously, there are people who wouldn't be too happy if I just forgot all about my wife of twenty years to take up with you, so if they made Kathy into some sort of witch with mental problems, then it would be easier to accept"

Olivia pondered on that, "Oh ok. But El, what about the fans of the show. Wouldn't they find it hard to accept us as a couple?. I mean we're partners. Won't they find it hard to accept the change. Won't it wreck the show"

"Well, the shippers.."

"Wait, El…a shipper?" Liv asked.

"Yeah, a shipper, as in people who wanna see us in a relationship. Well, they can't wait till we get it on"

"Oh, OK then, but El, I gotta say, I've never really thought of you in that way" Olivia said gently, all the while hoping Elliott wouldn't notice her subtle efforts to get a peek at him under the sheet. "I mean, I've always thought of you as married, and even though you and Kathy are separated and your soon-to-be-ex-wife is a psycho bitch, I just don't know if I can switch to lovers just like that."

"So what are you saying Liv, you want another rewrite"

"Well, if you don't mind. Nothing against you El, but if we could possibly change it again, I'd appreciate it"

Elliott shrugged "That's fine Olivia, I tell you it's no fun having a soon-to-be-ex-wife psycho bitch anyway, so if you wanna change, I'll understand"

Olivia looked around the room again "Hello, writer, you there. Could we change again please."

Oh Man, again. Ok, but you better not keep this up…….