REWRITE 6

Olivia Benson woke up, and groggily eyed the clock next to her bed. 6.03am.

"Crap" she thought to herself, "Why can I never sleep in on my day off"

She started to close her eyes again, to try for a few more hours, when she suddenly became aware of a warm, naked body pressed against her back.

Olivia was scared. She was pretty sure, judging by the maniacal laughter she had heard, that she had totally pissed off the writer after the 'Cassidy' chapter, and she was terrified.

She closed her eyes again "Perhaps if I go back to sleep, I'll wake up and be alone again."

A sudden, horrifying thought hit her, and her eyes flew open in shock "OH MY GOD! Surely not. The writer wouldn't be that crazy. "

Taking a deep breath, Olivia once again secured her sheet and then put her hand over her face before turning to face her newest fan fic lover.

"Good morning, Olivia" he said

Olivia froze. She knew that voice, but she had to see for herself. She peeked between her fingers.

Sure enough, there it was, the smiling face, balding head of her Captain, Don Cragen.

'Oh, God….er…Good Morning Don" Olivia smiled weakly, as her face turned a sickly shade of green, "So, you too then"

"Oh yes" said Don rather brightly, "You can't believe how excited I was when I found out I was going to be in bed with you. I've wanted this ever since that scene in Care, when you grabbed me from behind. I just had to jump at the chance"

Olivia groaned. She wanted to cry, scream, curse and laugh all at the same time.

"So, tell me Don" she choked out in an odd sort of sob, "How did we….."

Olivia paused when she heard another sound in her room.

"What the…". She leant over and turned on the bedroom light.

Her eyes widened in shock. Just when she thought she'd seen everything, the thought came back to bite her on the ass.

Her bedroom was filled with beds and with people. All in various states of undress and all with various partners. She tightened her sheet and scrambled form the bed

"What the FUCK is this" she screeched "Oh." She leant down and whispered to Cragen, "Can I say the F word?"

Cragen smiled "Sure, this fic is gonna get a PG 13 rating, so it's fine"

"Phew" said Olivia "Now where was I? Oh, yeah…"

"What the FUCK is this," she screeched again " an orgy!"

Don chuckled softly shaking his head. He was lying there, uncovered, shameless and revealing to the world that what Captain Cragen lacked in hair, he made up for in other areas.

Olivia tried to avoid the view.

"No, Liv. This is just a scene where the writer has tried to put in all the different couples together.

Olivia scrambled from the bed and surveyed the room.

Munch and Fin lay cuddled together on the bed closest to her "Ewwwwwwww" she thought to herself, and then did a double-take when she saw Alex Cabot and KATHY STABLER sleeping in each others arms on another.

"Surely you can't be serious. Fin and MUNCH! Alex and KATHY!"

Don chuckled again, the bedroom light making his bald head gleam brightly in the room. "Sure, Fin and John are a popular choice amongst the fan fics fans, and as for Alex and Kathy, well, I don't think the writer likes Casey an awful lot, so she had to throw in someone with her"

"Well what about El…." Olivia stopped short when she heard a noise coming from her wardrobe.

She spun around, just in time to see her partner Elliott and George Huang come out of the closet, holding hands.

Olivia had had enough. "You made Elliott GAY!. MY ELLIOTT GAY! All right, that's it. I have had it. Enough is enough, everybody out!" she screamed.

"Hey Liv" Elliott smiled at her, "Calm down"

"I will NOT calm down, Elliott. This is ridiculous. I WANT EVERYTHING REWRITTEN NOW!" Olivia stamped her foot.

"Hey, Olivia," George piped up, "You know you can always take control of your own life. If you don't like the way things are turning out, don't leave it to others. Do it yourself"

"Right, I will" she muttered to herself.

Clutching her sheet, Olivia stormed to the bedside table and grabbed her gun. She stomped out of her bedroom. There in her living room were two women, one just a teenager and the other, a woman about her own age.
The older of the 2 was seated at the computer, painstakingly typing with her two index fingers, while the younger paced the room, shouting suggestions for the story.

"Two of you? Well that figures," she snorted.

The two women looked up guiltily

"Oooh" the older one said rising from the table and going to stand near her friend.

"She looks a little pissed"

"Yeah, and she's got her gun" said the younger one, paling a little.

"Well, what do we do" squeaked the elder "Quick, what do we do"

The younger one saw the look in Olivia's eyes and knew "DELETE" she yelled "DELETE, DELETE, DELETE"

The oldest made a move for the computer, "Where is it, where is it?" she asked in a panicked tone, her index fingers poised in readiness.

"Jeez", replied the younger, "Just press any key, for crying out loud"

Her friend turned to her "If I can't find the flamin' delete key, what makes you think I can find the flamin' ANY key"

The younger woman gave a heavy sigh and made a move towards the computer.

"Freeze" yelled Olivia.

They did, save for a small movement on the older woman's part, who moved slightly backwards and put a comforting arm around her friend

"We are in deep, deep do do" the youngest said.

"Don't worry, we are in this together, we'll be fine"

Olivia glared at the women. "Right, who's idea was this piece of crap"

The older woman dropped her arm and stepped away "Oh it was her's of course" pointing the finger.

The younger woman spun around and glared at her "WHAT. YOU LIAR!. This was your idea. And what happened to the 'We're in this together' crap"

The older woman looked at her friend "Ah DUH, she has a GUNNNNN"

The teenager turned to Olivia, "Honest, it was her idea…HERS. I'm just helping out."
"Right, then" said Liv, pointing the gun in the older woman's direction.

She quivered and whined "But she was the one who wrote you in bed with Cassidy" pointing at her soon to be ex friend

Olivia aimed the gun at the other woman "WHAT were you thinking, you psycho"

The young woman pouted, "But SHE was the one that made Elliott gay" said responded in a smug tone.

"B..b..but, it wasn't MY idea. I got it off the fanfic website."

Olivia glared again, "Oh, so not only are you a bad writer, you're also a plagiarist"

The woman's mouth opened, but before she could say anything, Liv cocked her gun "I have had enough" She fired, "THAT'S for making Elliott gay"

The woman dropped dead, and fell in a heap. Liv then turned her gun to the now weeping younger woman, and fired again "And THAT is for Cassidy"

Olivia stepped up to the computer desk, and dragged the two bodies out of the way, sat down in front of the computer, and pressed delete.

"Right" she said "Let's get this party started"