REWRITE 10
Olivia Benson woke up with as sense of excitement in her veins. She could feel the warm male body pressed against her back.
"Now this is more like it" she thought to herself.
She turned eagerly to her bedmate'
"Helllllllllllllllllo, Mr. April," Olivia growled at him in a sultry tone.
Mr. April stared at her, "What am I doing here?" he asked
"Oh, honey, you're here to make my dreams come true"
She pounced on him, ripping off the covers at the same time.
She stopped short when she realized he still had his coveralls on.
"Oh," she said, "Well, those will have to go"
Mr. April, who was a fan of the show, was rather eager to comply. "Sure," he said.
He tried to grab at the waistband of his suit, only to find it wouldn't move.
"Ya havin' a little trouble there" smirked Liv, "Here, let me help"
Olivia moved over to give him a hand. She couldn't move it either.
"What's wrong with it" she asked.
"Jeez, Olivia, it's just like I'm in the calendar. I'm a goddamn 3-D cardboard cutout."
"Arrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
God, this is so much harder than I thought. Oh well, next chapter awaits.