[Disclaimer: Fushigi yuugi does not belong to me. Yu Watase owns it! Thank
Suzaku she does!]
Authors note: This fan fic is based on a forum thread, created by myself
and the person who plays Miboshi and Mitsukake. This story was a PG-13, but
someone changed it to an R. I don't know why, because I'm only 13, and I
don't find it offensive.eh well.
Mitsukake looked at Miboshi weirdly, "I need no diaper Chiriko... Ugh... just a change of underwear.... Is your baby all right? It seems to know a lot of bad words at such a young age..."
"I AM NOT A @£%@ING BABY!!! SEIRYUU HELLLLP ME!!!!" Miboshi shouts.
"What did you say young man!? Chiriko he needs disciplining!!!" exclaims Mitsukake.
"Tomo Help me you idiot!!! Or at least get help! UGH!!!! I can stand no more of this!!!" Miboshi yells, and head butts Chiriko, "GIMME MY PRAYER WHEEL!!!!"
"You should really calm down your baby Chiriko before things get out of hand..." Mitsukake reply's, to this babies Behaviour.
"Give me my prayer wheel or die a horrible slow death... Demons ripping out your beating heart!!!" Miboshi sighs, "Please?"
"Maybe you should give him his old rattle back Chiriko... He seems awfully upset about losing it..." Mitsukake advises. But Chiriko takes no notice; he's still rubbing his stomach where Miboshi head butted him. Tomo laughed, then got up and handed Miboshi his prayer wheel.
"There ya go. Have fun. Kakakaka..."
Soi walks down the corridor, and notices everyone, "Tomo the next time you decide to have your weird friends over can you at least stay out of the way?!!"
Tomo gave Soi an evil look. "Who said they were my friends?"
"Hm.... maybe it's the fact that you look like your having fun for once... or is it that your just plain creepy??" reply's Soi and she carries on walking down the corridor muttering something about freaks and Tomo.
"SHHHHH BABY! STOP USUING DIRTY WORDS!" Chiriko cries, and starts smacking Miboshi's bottom. "Oh no I'm sorry!" He whispers in Miboshi's ear and hugs him tight. "Uh-oh code brown!" He puts Miboshi on a table and starts changing his diaper.
"I'm not wearing a Diaper Damn you child!!!!" Miboshi answered. He starts chanting again and the prayer wheel starts spinning.
Suddenly the doors flew open and a gust of wind blew in. Chiriko shuddered as he turned to look, as the light settled a Bandit walked in.
She was Tall, with long brown hair; she was tanned, and was dressed in fine clothes. Her eyes were the color of deep water, and she carried a sword, the likes Chiriko had never seen.
The bandit approached Chiriko and slipped over the tampon he'd dropped earlier, after picking herself up she said. "What's with the baby? I hate little kids...I just want to hit them...especially that one, I thinks its mother would shoot it..."
Chiriko looked extremely hurt at the comment, but decided not to say anything.
"An-- What did you say girl?! FOR THE LAST time I am not a baby!!!" Miboshi Screamed. A blue dragon-like demon appeared by Miboshi.
"That thing touches me and you'll get a nappy wedgie, kid." The bandit kicked the dragon and it disappeared.
Chiriko took the spinning thing from Miboshi, "BAD BABY DON'T PLAY WITH DANGEROUS THINGS" He put it in his pocket and hugged Miboshi again. "Awwww baby sleepy.. whoops." Chiriko 'accidentally' drops Miboshi on his head, but he quickly picks him up, "..........Miboshi........ What are you doing? KEEP YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!!!"
"Excuse me...you to turning into Nuriko or something?!" The bandit said, "Oh, and just so you know, my name is Destiny Leigh, but you can just call me Leigh." Leigh was trying to act cool. But she failed, seen as Mitsukake had just thrown up on her back, and she hadn't noticed..
Miboshi Frowns then Drags himself out of Chiriko's arms. "So you're the best Suzaku can throw!? HAH!!! When I am out of this I will rip you to pulp girl..." He smacked Chiriko on the nose, "Don't patronize me child!" Leigh Hit Miboshi H-A-R-D. "Oi! Leave him alone, you little puff!"
Chiriko takes Miboshi's Prayer wheel and pockets it. "YOU STUPID BABY!!! DON'T PLAY WITH DANGEROUS OBJECTS!!!" He picks Miboshi up and turns to Leigh. "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LOVING MY KIDS...YOU...YOU.... you slobber! I didn't want to say anything but there's snot hanging out your nose! And you're slobbering and staring at my baby!" He started to shield Miboshi, while obviously, hugging him. "Oh... He is female now? Hmm.... not surprising really...." Miboshi commented. "OF COURSE IM NOT!!!" Chiriko wailed. "Yes Chiriko is female! There, I told your big secret!" Leigh sticks her tongue out. "And tell that stupid baby to shut up with the balloon demons." She popped the balloon demons. Chiriko began to cry. " I didn't want anyone to know. I just wanted to be loved! I mean...I mean..." He broke down and fell onto of Miboshi.
The end of Chapter 2..
Mitsukake looked at Miboshi weirdly, "I need no diaper Chiriko... Ugh... just a change of underwear.... Is your baby all right? It seems to know a lot of bad words at such a young age..."
"I AM NOT A @£%@ING BABY!!! SEIRYUU HELLLLP ME!!!!" Miboshi shouts.
"What did you say young man!? Chiriko he needs disciplining!!!" exclaims Mitsukake.
"Tomo Help me you idiot!!! Or at least get help! UGH!!!! I can stand no more of this!!!" Miboshi yells, and head butts Chiriko, "GIMME MY PRAYER WHEEL!!!!"
"You should really calm down your baby Chiriko before things get out of hand..." Mitsukake reply's, to this babies Behaviour.
"Give me my prayer wheel or die a horrible slow death... Demons ripping out your beating heart!!!" Miboshi sighs, "Please?"
"Maybe you should give him his old rattle back Chiriko... He seems awfully upset about losing it..." Mitsukake advises. But Chiriko takes no notice; he's still rubbing his stomach where Miboshi head butted him. Tomo laughed, then got up and handed Miboshi his prayer wheel.
"There ya go. Have fun. Kakakaka..."
Soi walks down the corridor, and notices everyone, "Tomo the next time you decide to have your weird friends over can you at least stay out of the way?!!"
Tomo gave Soi an evil look. "Who said they were my friends?"
"Hm.... maybe it's the fact that you look like your having fun for once... or is it that your just plain creepy??" reply's Soi and she carries on walking down the corridor muttering something about freaks and Tomo.
"SHHHHH BABY! STOP USUING DIRTY WORDS!" Chiriko cries, and starts smacking Miboshi's bottom. "Oh no I'm sorry!" He whispers in Miboshi's ear and hugs him tight. "Uh-oh code brown!" He puts Miboshi on a table and starts changing his diaper.
"I'm not wearing a Diaper Damn you child!!!!" Miboshi answered. He starts chanting again and the prayer wheel starts spinning.
Suddenly the doors flew open and a gust of wind blew in. Chiriko shuddered as he turned to look, as the light settled a Bandit walked in.
She was Tall, with long brown hair; she was tanned, and was dressed in fine clothes. Her eyes were the color of deep water, and she carried a sword, the likes Chiriko had never seen.
The bandit approached Chiriko and slipped over the tampon he'd dropped earlier, after picking herself up she said. "What's with the baby? I hate little kids...I just want to hit them...especially that one, I thinks its mother would shoot it..."
Chiriko looked extremely hurt at the comment, but decided not to say anything.
"An-- What did you say girl?! FOR THE LAST time I am not a baby!!!" Miboshi Screamed. A blue dragon-like demon appeared by Miboshi.
"That thing touches me and you'll get a nappy wedgie, kid." The bandit kicked the dragon and it disappeared.
Chiriko took the spinning thing from Miboshi, "BAD BABY DON'T PLAY WITH DANGEROUS THINGS" He put it in his pocket and hugged Miboshi again. "Awwww baby sleepy.. whoops." Chiriko 'accidentally' drops Miboshi on his head, but he quickly picks him up, "..........Miboshi........ What are you doing? KEEP YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!!!"
"Excuse me...you to turning into Nuriko or something?!" The bandit said, "Oh, and just so you know, my name is Destiny Leigh, but you can just call me Leigh." Leigh was trying to act cool. But she failed, seen as Mitsukake had just thrown up on her back, and she hadn't noticed..
Miboshi Frowns then Drags himself out of Chiriko's arms. "So you're the best Suzaku can throw!? HAH!!! When I am out of this I will rip you to pulp girl..." He smacked Chiriko on the nose, "Don't patronize me child!" Leigh Hit Miboshi H-A-R-D. "Oi! Leave him alone, you little puff!"
Chiriko takes Miboshi's Prayer wheel and pockets it. "YOU STUPID BABY!!! DON'T PLAY WITH DANGEROUS OBJECTS!!!" He picks Miboshi up and turns to Leigh. "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LOVING MY KIDS...YOU...YOU.... you slobber! I didn't want to say anything but there's snot hanging out your nose! And you're slobbering and staring at my baby!" He started to shield Miboshi, while obviously, hugging him. "Oh... He is female now? Hmm.... not surprising really...." Miboshi commented. "OF COURSE IM NOT!!!" Chiriko wailed. "Yes Chiriko is female! There, I told your big secret!" Leigh sticks her tongue out. "And tell that stupid baby to shut up with the balloon demons." She popped the balloon demons. Chiriko began to cry. " I didn't want anyone to know. I just wanted to be loved! I mean...I mean..." He broke down and fell onto of Miboshi.
The end of Chapter 2..