Chapter 5

A/N: Hmm. This will be an interesting (or boring) chapter, considering I have absolutely NO inspiration. (At the moment; I'm sure a new episode would inspire me). Unfortunately, that could take months for them to make a new KP, so this will have to do. Sorry I make you wait for so long, those of you who wait on me every day! I'm just lazy; it's true. At least I can admit it.

After spending another uneventful half hour at Bueno Nacho with Ron, Kim decided to head home. Her parents still had no idea that she knew the truth, and she decided to not tell them yet. Even if they weren't her biological parents, she still loved them. After all, they say that whoever raises and cares for you are your real parents.

Tch…like it matters, Kim thought bitterly.

Kim opened the front doors and entered her house. As far as she could tell, no one was home. It's for the better, she thought, going up the stairs to her room.

Kim decided that she needed a nap, so she laid across her bed and soon fell into the world of the dreams.

Drakken's lair…

Shego woke up at about two o'clock, and was very unhappy at the early hour.

A very loud explosion coming from Drakken's lab had awakened her. "What now?" she muttered, rising and getting dressed.

She entered Drakken's lab just in time to see him knocked on his butt from another tiny explosion. She yawned. "What did you do this time?" she asked tiredly.

Drakken leapt up and rushed back to his table. He picked up a vial and cackled evilly.

"Oo-kay…" Shego said, shrugging and sitting down in her usual chair to file her nails.

"Shego, this chemical I have just created-" Drakken began, only to be interrupted.

"Let me guess…it will do something terrible to Kim Possible?" Shego said sarcastically.

Drakken seemed to be having an internal struggle. On one hand, he got to rant about finally defeating Kim Possible, and on the other, he got you yell at Shego for ruining his fun. "Yes," he said defensively.

Shego rolled her eyes. "And what would that be?"

"It's quite simple, Shego. You pour this on the unsuspecting Kim Possible, and she will slowly fade away."

On the outside Shego rolled her eyes, but inside a bomb was going off. No! No, no, no, no!

She sat silently, freaking out within herself, when the voice of reason took over once again. He'll never do it, he always loses. What makes this time any different?

After calming herself down, Shego got up from her chair. "Well, that's really…anyway. I'm going out."

Drakken was already leaning over his experiments again, and the only sign he showed acknowledging that he heard her was to wave his hand absentmindedly.

"In that case…I'll just take the credit card," Shego muttered to herself.

Kim wasn't feeling like staying at home, so she walked downstairs. Her "mom" was sitting at the kitchen table, reading the newspaper.

"Hello, Kimmie," she said. "I didn't hear you come home."

"You weren't here when I got home," Kim replied. Mrs. Dr. Possible smiled. "Oh."

"I'm going to the mall with Monique," Kim told her mom heading to the door.

"Sure thing, Kim," her mom replied, not even looking up from the newspaper.

Shego was at Club Banana, the most popular clothing store in Middleton. "Just what I need," she said to herself. "A break."

She thumbed through several different racks, but didn't find anything she really wanted.

"That's too bad," she muttered. "I was actually gonna pay for it."

Kim and Monique met at the food court and went to Club Banana from there. "I'm glad you called, girl," Monique was saying. "We needed some time together."

Kim nodded. "Yeah, I know what you mean. I could use a break from life right about now," she said, half-heartedly picking through a sale rack.

Monique and Kim were about to leave the store when Kim heard someone say, "That's too bad. I was actually gonna pay for it."

Kim whirled around to face Shego.

"You, pay for something? Like that'll ever happen," she said sarcastically, deciding to take her feelings out on Shego.

Shego gritted her teeth. "Hello, Kimmie," she said, trying to sound as evil as usual. The truth was that she just wasn't feeling bad today.

Kim cocked her eyebrow. "Decided to go shopping, and maybe steal a couple of things?"
Shego scowled. "No, actually," she said. "I'm taking a break."

"Tch," Kim scoffed. "Like Drakken would give you a break."

It was Shego's turn to raise an eyebrow. She couldn't resist throwing it back in Kim's face. "He's too distracted with figuring out how to defeat you," she said, laughing at Kim's look.

Shego tossed her hair over her shoulder and walked away, laughing the whole time.

Kim stood in place, silently fuming.

"Uh, Kim?" Monique said after a while. "Your face is so red that Ron could re-heat one of his Nacos on it."

Wade knew Kim would probably get mad at him, but he was a genius and he had to see if he could find out. He gained access to any DNA that he could and compared it to Kim's. His computer automatically disregarded the obvious wrong ones, so several thousand choices were already eliminated.

Wade had been working on it for several hours and he was starting to doze off when his computer beeped. He jerked awake. "I don't have socks!" he shouted. Glancing around self-consciously, Wade reassured himself that no one was around to hear him.

"Two perfect matches found," the pre-recorded voice said emotionlessly.

Wade turned his gaze to the screen, staring at the two matches for Kim's parents.

"Oh no," he said.

A/N: Muahaha! I'm SO evil! Sorry this chapter is kind of short. I don't have that much inspiration at the moment, like I've said. And, I know lots of you are anxious for me to update. So, this will have to do for the moment. I'm so glad that I've gotten all of the great reviews! Please keep it up; it makes my ENTIRE DAY!

Love, The Spooky Mulder