The Digimon Reunion
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Disclaimer: Digimon belongs to Toei? Bandai? Oh well, enjoy.
A/N: Thank you for your reviews, people. GemmaniGirl, I had an idea like that too but I'm not going to reveal how it is going to turn so just keep on reading to see what happen. Now on with the show!
Summary: A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . . ^_^;;;
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Chapter Two: "Little Bert the Pup"
"Agh! You're choking me Henry!" Takato gasped, holding the collar around his neck.
"Ah, suck it up, Takato," Henry replied, as he fixed Takato's tie.
"Suck it up?! I can't even suck up air with you- gah!" Takato was choked off from that sentence as Henry gave a final tug before looping it and straightening the tie.
"There," Henry said proudly of his tying skills. "You really need to learn how to tie those things. It's not that hard."
Takato rubbed his neck, "Yeah, thanks . . . Next time, I'll get Guilmon to do it for me."
"Guilmon can't do it! He doesn't have any thumbs," said Terriermon.
"Meh, I'll draw him some then," Takato waved off. 'I really should've gotten a clip-on-tie.'
The Tamers were all riding on Growlmon, knowing it'll be easier transport than riding on Guardromon. Growlmon was walking down the street with a few neighbors either gawking, gasping, or running away with their lives. They picked up everyone and are now heading over to pick up . . .
"Is it necessary to go pick up Beelzemon?" Kazu whined.
"Well we have to pick up Ai and Mako," Jeri reminded. "We can't just leave them two out."
Kazu sighed, "Well, guess you're right."
Renamon then added, "Don't worry. He'll probably take his motorcycle than ride with us."
"I'm not worry about that! He's gonna spike the punch--"
"Yes of course. We know . . ."
"-Before I get a chance to do it! I wanna spike the punch this time!" Kazu finished.
"Oh."
"Turn a left on this street, Growlmon," Takato directed his partner.
"Okay, right," Growlmon answered.
" . . . No, I said 'left', Growlmon," Takato corrected.
"I know, so that's right," Growlmon replied.
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Right"
"No, left is left so left it is!!"
"I know left is left so that's right!"
Ryo slapped his hand against his head. "Ugh, not this again This is the same thing when we went on vacation during October and Kazu and Guardromon fought over which way to go."
"Yeah, and that's why we don't let Kazu or Guardromon drive anymore," replied Rika.
"Hey . . . I heard that!" Kazu yelled over to them.
Ryo couldn't help himself but look at the stunning and beautiful Rika tonight. Everyone was amazed tonight to see Rika actually was wearing a . . . dress. A nice blue slim dress. A nice blue slim dress with . . . high heels . . . A nice blue slim dress with high heels and . . . she's wearing makeup. o_0;;; (A/N: Dear lord, that's something you'll never see Rika in. A dress, high heels, and makeup. In fact, makeup and Rika don't go well in the same sentence! If it did, she would seek down that person who wrote it and beat them into a pulp. Oh wait, that's me! Agh!)
Rika noticed Ryo's gaze at her. "What are you looking at?"
"Um, nothing," Ryo replied, as he looked down at his tux to switch over his gaze. "Just that I've never seen you wore a dress before."
"Yeah, this is the first time you wore a dress to a party rather than in blue jeans and steel toe-capped shoes," Kazu replied. "What, no glass slippers to go along with that blue dress? Hehehe."
"WHAP!"
"BAM!"
"POW!"
"Ow . . ." Kazu replied with a large bump now on his head as he was throw over Guardromon.
"Hmph!" Rika replied, as she backed off Kazu and went to sit down quietly at Growlmon's right shoulder alone.
Everyone had a stunned face with their eyes wide opened. Kazu just simply gave groan of pain as he went unconscious.
" . . . Never knew a girl can kick that high up while wearing a dress and high heels . . ." said Kenta.
"No one is to speak of this night after this is over, got it?" said Rika in a stern and annoyed voice.
Every boy replied, "Gotcha," and turned around.
Renamon just sighed, "Human boys and human girls can be frustrating."
Cyberdramon snorted, "Hmph! You're telling me."
Growlmon kept stomping onward and finally reached Ai and Mako's home. "Here we are!"
"I'll go down and ring the bell," said Terriermon as he slid down Growlmon's tail and ran as quickly as he can to the door. He jumped up and pressed the doorbell three times. "Come on! Come on! Open the door already."
Henry shouted out to the dog/rabbit, "Terriermon! They probably left before us or something. Come back and let's go."
"Just a sec, Henry! Sheesh, mo-mantai, Henry, mo-mantai!" Terriermon replied as he tried to figure this out. "Hmmmmm, hey, there's a doggie door here," Terriermon noticed as he decides to put his head through it. "Heh, never used a doggie door before to go into someone's house."
"Oh no . . ." Henry sighed, as one hand went on his hip and the other went to support his troubled and frustrated mind. "This is a classic Tom & Jerry gig."
" Tom & Jerry?" asked Suzie.
"The one with the mouse and cat who run around and try to kill each other?" Leomon wondered.
"You'll see Suzie . . ." Henry sighed. "But instead of a cat being chased by the bull dog, Terriermon is going to be chased by . . ."
"Hmmmm, *sniff**sniff*" Terriermon sniffed out along the ground. "I smell something. Too bad I'm only half dog."
Terriermon had his little nose pressed against the ground as he crawled along the floor and staked out the house. "I smell, something. But don't know . . ."
Sniffing he went, he caught on to a trail and followed it to two bowls: one with water and drool dripping from the side and another bowl with soft canned dog food all mashed up and gooey.
"Ewwwww, who the heck would eat this sort of thing?" Terriermon wondered, as he looked at the dog food in disgust. The smell was appealing to him at the moment . . . It smelled like chicken and liver and it had some dry dog food bits in it. It was soft and still warm, must've been sitting next to the oven, and it was edible at least. But at the moment, Terriermon realized that he hadn't eaten anything yet . . .
"Ehh, well I've always wondered what they taste like and besides, I am half dog," Terriermon replied to himself as he picked up the dog bowl and scooped up a bit and took one last sniff before he tossed it into his mouth and chewed a little before swallowing.
His mouth made a smacking and satisfied sound as he licked his chops. "Mmmmm . . . Hey, not bad! Well, bon apetite for me!" He dove his head into the bowl and started munching and crunching up all the delectable and tasty bits of meat of dog food and was occupied in licking the bowl to realized something just entering the room.
"Mmmmmm," Terriermon humbly sighed before his licking around his mouth after finishing a whole bowl of chicken and liver. "I wonder if cat food tastes better than this. Or even rabbit food. Mmmmmmm . . ."
Terriermon fell back a little to rest himself when he realized that there were writings on the bowl. He read it out loud, "Little Bert . . . Huh, that's a funny name for a dog."
Suddenly, a tap was heard behind Terriermon followed by a low humming growl of anger. Terriermon sensed it and knew it must've been Little Bert, the small brown dog just like from the TV show. The long face and ear, short stubby legs and tail, and that dark brown splotch on it's back. Terriermon turned around to the dog in a greeting matter, "Hey, Little Bert! How you been? Sorry but I just let myself in and helped myself to some of your food. It was great and sorry for . . . Oops. You don't look like Little Bert."
'Little Bert' didn't look little at all. In fact, he stood like a behemoth size dog with fiery bloodshot eyes, fangs the size of Terriermon's own arm, maddening drool and foam dripped and pouring from his mouth, hair bristling, paws and claws larger than the dog/rabbit . . . The only thing that ran through Terriermon's dumbfounded mind was-
"RUN!!! AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Terriermon screamed as he ran over the house. Pots clanged out of the cabinets. Vases and precious china plates toppled over and shatter all over the floor. Furniture and chairs were turned over as the rabid dog and half to death Terriermon ran all over the kitchen and living room with a trail of chaos and mess behind them.
Outside the small house, the house literally looked like it was bouncing and jumping and popping off it's foundation as they heard screams and barks from it. Everyone on Growlmon's back stared blank at the house in confusion.
"What the heck is going on in that mad house?" Kazu wondered.
Suddenly the house grew quiet and silent of the screams and barks and movement until . . . Terriermon burst through the doggie door with his cracked figure in the door as it was soon followed by the behemoth size dog shape bursting through the door too.
Terriermon screamed like bloody murder as if the dog from hell was after him.
"GAAAAAHHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! EEECK!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"See? It's a classic scenario from Tom & Jerry," Henry replied. "Animal crawl in through doggie door and bursts out with a mad dog after it. Slapstick comedy."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Terriermon rocketed off the ground and towards Henry's face as his human companion fell over with a shot in the face by a bunny dog.
"Mmmmgh!! Eeeeghh!! Ggggiituffff!!" Henry shouted in a very muffled tone as Terreirmon latched on to Henry's face like a scared out cat with it's eye bulging out with sanity of relief that it's still alive. Henry right now was barely breathing and was suffocating as he tried with all his might to pull him off.
"Was that part of the Tom & Jerry scenario?" asked Suzie.
"I'm safe . . . ! I'm . . . still . . . alive! . . . Right?" Terriermon asked in a hallucinating way.
"Ggggiiituffff!!!"
Cyberdramon walked over to the two and grabbed Terriermon with one hand and Henry's head with the other in an attempt to pull them apart from each other. "Okay, ready or not . . . !"
"Make sure you don't dislocate Henry's neck if you pull them apart," Ryo warned. "Or crush Terriermon's head between your claws."
" . . . This must be the scariest moment for them two," said Takato. "Either be stuck like this together forever and let it slowly fade away or let it come off with Cyberdramon squeezing your head off."
"Well in a dire situations, people usually grow closer to each other and come to an understanding of good friendship after this," Jeri explained.
"Well they are growing VERY closely to each other," Guardromon replied.
"Especially in the face!" MarineAngemon replied. "Heheheheheeee!!!"
Cyberdramon in a, dramatic moment, was finally able to pull Terriermon off from Henry's face in final tug and just in time. "Henry, you all right?"
Henry turned over on his stomach and gasped for air. "Never been *cough* better . . . Oh my head . . ." He was crawling in gasping pains and could see large black spots in front of his eyes from the lack of air. With that, he couldn't see that he crawled off of Growlmon and falling towards thee ground. "OW!"
"Is that part of the scenario, Henry?" Takato looked below to his friend.
"What about you, dog bunny?" said Cyberdramon, to the almost statue like Terriermon who still looked like as if he was latching on to something.
" . . . Meh." Terriermon only replied.
Cyberdramon shrugged and put him down.
Lopmon looked at Terriermon and gave him a confused look. "You think you'll be okay?"
" . . . I hate dogs . . ."
Lopmon sniffed Terriermon as she gave a disgusted look. "Ugh! What did you eat when you went in there?!"
"Bow-wow-wow-wow!! Ruff! Ruff! Grrrrrraaooooffff!!!" The mad dog continued to bark as it stood against Growlmon's leg. Growlmon was annoyed by this so he turn his head down and around to his leg and let out a mighty 'bark' of his own.
"GGGGGGGRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It blew all the leaves and trees in one direction and the dog as it was scared stiff till the 'bark' was over as it whimpered in a beaten puppy way and scampered off back through the hole in the door. Suddenly someone busted the door open and walked out towards the group.
"What in hell is all the problem here?!?!" Beelzemon screamed.
Everyone was in shock at the moment cause Beelzemon was only wearing a pair of white boxers with puns on them and a pair of bunny slippers too. "What? These are my favorite boxers!"
Henry from below, "Suzie, don't *gasp* look at him . . ."
A neighbor across the street, an old woman, shouted over to him, "Hey! Why don't you shake that thing?! Come on!!! Grrrr . . . !!"
Beelzemon replied, "Ms. Higgins, get back inside your house! There's nothing to look at!"
"Come on! Flex those muscles!" she taunted.
"Ugh . . ." Beelzemon sighed. "Not now!"
Ms. Higgins, the old lady, just gave a wink and blew him a good-bye kiss. Beelzemon had a shiver run down his spine.
"Beelzemon, what are you doing in your boxers? You were suppose to get ready to go to the party now, remember?" Leomon reminded.
"Yeah, yeah . . . Be back with my trousers on. Let me go get Ai and Mako," he said.
"I hope you don't walk around the house with your boxers on only!" Renamon commented.
"Nah, I'm not that type of person," Beelzemon replied. "I wear my birthday suit while around inside the house."
Renamon's ear perked up in disgust as a chill ran down her spine. Beelzemon then backed it up with, "Kidding! Kidding! Gee, such an uptight fox . . ."
"And you're such an uptight jackass," Renamon replied.
Terriermon then recovered and started yelling, "I can't believe you called Little Bert little! My gawd he's huge!!"
"Oh, that dog? Nah, that's MY dog. Ai and Mako's dog is that small runt Little Bert while that other one was Snappers," Beelzemon explained. "Here, ya want me to take out Little Bert for ya to see?"
Terriermon grumbled . . . "No . . . Dogs really hate me . . ."
Beelzemon shrugged and went back inside the house.
Growlmon then set his rear down and sat in the middle of the street, taking a break. "Ahhhh, this will take a while."
"Gee, why can't we just take a car like normal people?" asked Takato.
Meanwhile . . . In a car.
"I spy something with my little eyes . . . something green!" said Davis.
"A tree," everyone replied.
"Ooh! You got it again!" Davis replied.
"It's been like this for over half an hour . . ."Cody sighed.
"Davis you think of the worse game ever to play while we're driving through a road with nothing around us except trees!" said T.K.
"They're not stupid!" Davis shouted. "They're one of the best games to play while riding in a car!"
"Whatever . . ." he replied.
"Well fine . . . I spy something with my little eyes something black, purple, and red all over," Davis stated.
"Mmmm, what?" T.K. tiredly asked.
"You! Once I kick the crap out of ya!" Suddenly T.K. finds an arm wrapped around his neck and squeezing his neck against the headrest of the chair with him losing breath quickly.
"Agh! Davis! Davis! I'm driving here for god's sake!!" T.K. shouted as he fought off Davis and tried to drive the car at the same time. He let go of the wheel as he grabbed Davis by the ears and pulled him to the front of the car. Now the car was driving all over the road with a dash to the left, right, and full throttle forward as the girls in the back screamed and prayed that they wouldn't die, Cody trying to hold Davis back with no prevail, and Ken trying to take the wheel.
"Dear god, I promise to stop spending so much time watching my soap operas and tend to pray to you every morning, night, and whatever time you want if you just let me live and not condemn me to death because of the sins of this MADMAN here!!" Yolei screamed, as she cried her eyes out. "Pleeeeeeeaaassseee!!!!! I'll even kill Davis for ya!"
"You won't be doing a favor for god, you know?" said Cody, trying to cling on to something.
Kari was hugging herself and thinking of a happy place to be than inside a car with Davis and T.K. at each other's throat. "I'm seriously thinking of going to revisit my psychiatrist after this!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!"
Ken tried his best to grab the wheel but with Davis in the way it was difficult and it was hard to see what's going outside of the car. Ken was finally able to move Davis' foot out of his face to see just in time what they were about to hit.
"Agh! Deer! Deer! Deer!!"
"WHAT?!?!"
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A/N: End of chapter 2 and start of chapter 3 . . . Will Davis and T.K. ever stop fighting? Will Kari see her psychiatrist? Will Ken save the deer from death? Find out later in a few more days, weeks, months . . . ? Oh well, it'll come at least! Review.
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Disclaimer: Digimon belongs to Toei? Bandai? Oh well, enjoy.
A/N: Thank you for your reviews, people. GemmaniGirl, I had an idea like that too but I'm not going to reveal how it is going to turn so just keep on reading to see what happen. Now on with the show!
Summary: A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . . ^_^;;;
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Chapter Two: "Little Bert the Pup"
"Agh! You're choking me Henry!" Takato gasped, holding the collar around his neck.
"Ah, suck it up, Takato," Henry replied, as he fixed Takato's tie.
"Suck it up?! I can't even suck up air with you- gah!" Takato was choked off from that sentence as Henry gave a final tug before looping it and straightening the tie.
"There," Henry said proudly of his tying skills. "You really need to learn how to tie those things. It's not that hard."
Takato rubbed his neck, "Yeah, thanks . . . Next time, I'll get Guilmon to do it for me."
"Guilmon can't do it! He doesn't have any thumbs," said Terriermon.
"Meh, I'll draw him some then," Takato waved off. 'I really should've gotten a clip-on-tie.'
The Tamers were all riding on Growlmon, knowing it'll be easier transport than riding on Guardromon. Growlmon was walking down the street with a few neighbors either gawking, gasping, or running away with their lives. They picked up everyone and are now heading over to pick up . . .
"Is it necessary to go pick up Beelzemon?" Kazu whined.
"Well we have to pick up Ai and Mako," Jeri reminded. "We can't just leave them two out."
Kazu sighed, "Well, guess you're right."
Renamon then added, "Don't worry. He'll probably take his motorcycle than ride with us."
"I'm not worry about that! He's gonna spike the punch--"
"Yes of course. We know . . ."
"-Before I get a chance to do it! I wanna spike the punch this time!" Kazu finished.
"Oh."
"Turn a left on this street, Growlmon," Takato directed his partner.
"Okay, right," Growlmon answered.
" . . . No, I said 'left', Growlmon," Takato corrected.
"I know, so that's right," Growlmon replied.
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Right"
"No, left is left so left it is!!"
"I know left is left so that's right!"
Ryo slapped his hand against his head. "Ugh, not this again This is the same thing when we went on vacation during October and Kazu and Guardromon fought over which way to go."
"Yeah, and that's why we don't let Kazu or Guardromon drive anymore," replied Rika.
"Hey . . . I heard that!" Kazu yelled over to them.
Ryo couldn't help himself but look at the stunning and beautiful Rika tonight. Everyone was amazed tonight to see Rika actually was wearing a . . . dress. A nice blue slim dress. A nice blue slim dress with . . . high heels . . . A nice blue slim dress with high heels and . . . she's wearing makeup. o_0;;; (A/N: Dear lord, that's something you'll never see Rika in. A dress, high heels, and makeup. In fact, makeup and Rika don't go well in the same sentence! If it did, she would seek down that person who wrote it and beat them into a pulp. Oh wait, that's me! Agh!)
Rika noticed Ryo's gaze at her. "What are you looking at?"
"Um, nothing," Ryo replied, as he looked down at his tux to switch over his gaze. "Just that I've never seen you wore a dress before."
"Yeah, this is the first time you wore a dress to a party rather than in blue jeans and steel toe-capped shoes," Kazu replied. "What, no glass slippers to go along with that blue dress? Hehehe."
"WHAP!"
"BAM!"
"POW!"
"Ow . . ." Kazu replied with a large bump now on his head as he was throw over Guardromon.
"Hmph!" Rika replied, as she backed off Kazu and went to sit down quietly at Growlmon's right shoulder alone.
Everyone had a stunned face with their eyes wide opened. Kazu just simply gave groan of pain as he went unconscious.
" . . . Never knew a girl can kick that high up while wearing a dress and high heels . . ." said Kenta.
"No one is to speak of this night after this is over, got it?" said Rika in a stern and annoyed voice.
Every boy replied, "Gotcha," and turned around.
Renamon just sighed, "Human boys and human girls can be frustrating."
Cyberdramon snorted, "Hmph! You're telling me."
Growlmon kept stomping onward and finally reached Ai and Mako's home. "Here we are!"
"I'll go down and ring the bell," said Terriermon as he slid down Growlmon's tail and ran as quickly as he can to the door. He jumped up and pressed the doorbell three times. "Come on! Come on! Open the door already."
Henry shouted out to the dog/rabbit, "Terriermon! They probably left before us or something. Come back and let's go."
"Just a sec, Henry! Sheesh, mo-mantai, Henry, mo-mantai!" Terriermon replied as he tried to figure this out. "Hmmmmm, hey, there's a doggie door here," Terriermon noticed as he decides to put his head through it. "Heh, never used a doggie door before to go into someone's house."
"Oh no . . ." Henry sighed, as one hand went on his hip and the other went to support his troubled and frustrated mind. "This is a classic Tom & Jerry gig."
" Tom & Jerry?" asked Suzie.
"The one with the mouse and cat who run around and try to kill each other?" Leomon wondered.
"You'll see Suzie . . ." Henry sighed. "But instead of a cat being chased by the bull dog, Terriermon is going to be chased by . . ."
"Hmmmm, *sniff**sniff*" Terriermon sniffed out along the ground. "I smell something. Too bad I'm only half dog."
Terriermon had his little nose pressed against the ground as he crawled along the floor and staked out the house. "I smell, something. But don't know . . ."
Sniffing he went, he caught on to a trail and followed it to two bowls: one with water and drool dripping from the side and another bowl with soft canned dog food all mashed up and gooey.
"Ewwwww, who the heck would eat this sort of thing?" Terriermon wondered, as he looked at the dog food in disgust. The smell was appealing to him at the moment . . . It smelled like chicken and liver and it had some dry dog food bits in it. It was soft and still warm, must've been sitting next to the oven, and it was edible at least. But at the moment, Terriermon realized that he hadn't eaten anything yet . . .
"Ehh, well I've always wondered what they taste like and besides, I am half dog," Terriermon replied to himself as he picked up the dog bowl and scooped up a bit and took one last sniff before he tossed it into his mouth and chewed a little before swallowing.
His mouth made a smacking and satisfied sound as he licked his chops. "Mmmmm . . . Hey, not bad! Well, bon apetite for me!" He dove his head into the bowl and started munching and crunching up all the delectable and tasty bits of meat of dog food and was occupied in licking the bowl to realized something just entering the room.
"Mmmmmm," Terriermon humbly sighed before his licking around his mouth after finishing a whole bowl of chicken and liver. "I wonder if cat food tastes better than this. Or even rabbit food. Mmmmmmm . . ."
Terriermon fell back a little to rest himself when he realized that there were writings on the bowl. He read it out loud, "Little Bert . . . Huh, that's a funny name for a dog."
Suddenly, a tap was heard behind Terriermon followed by a low humming growl of anger. Terriermon sensed it and knew it must've been Little Bert, the small brown dog just like from the TV show. The long face and ear, short stubby legs and tail, and that dark brown splotch on it's back. Terriermon turned around to the dog in a greeting matter, "Hey, Little Bert! How you been? Sorry but I just let myself in and helped myself to some of your food. It was great and sorry for . . . Oops. You don't look like Little Bert."
'Little Bert' didn't look little at all. In fact, he stood like a behemoth size dog with fiery bloodshot eyes, fangs the size of Terriermon's own arm, maddening drool and foam dripped and pouring from his mouth, hair bristling, paws and claws larger than the dog/rabbit . . . The only thing that ran through Terriermon's dumbfounded mind was-
"RUN!!! AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Terriermon screamed as he ran over the house. Pots clanged out of the cabinets. Vases and precious china plates toppled over and shatter all over the floor. Furniture and chairs were turned over as the rabid dog and half to death Terriermon ran all over the kitchen and living room with a trail of chaos and mess behind them.
Outside the small house, the house literally looked like it was bouncing and jumping and popping off it's foundation as they heard screams and barks from it. Everyone on Growlmon's back stared blank at the house in confusion.
"What the heck is going on in that mad house?" Kazu wondered.
Suddenly the house grew quiet and silent of the screams and barks and movement until . . . Terriermon burst through the doggie door with his cracked figure in the door as it was soon followed by the behemoth size dog shape bursting through the door too.
Terriermon screamed like bloody murder as if the dog from hell was after him.
"GAAAAAHHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! EEECK!!!" Terriermon screamed.
"See? It's a classic scenario from Tom & Jerry," Henry replied. "Animal crawl in through doggie door and bursts out with a mad dog after it. Slapstick comedy."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Terriermon rocketed off the ground and towards Henry's face as his human companion fell over with a shot in the face by a bunny dog.
"Mmmmgh!! Eeeeghh!! Ggggiituffff!!" Henry shouted in a very muffled tone as Terreirmon latched on to Henry's face like a scared out cat with it's eye bulging out with sanity of relief that it's still alive. Henry right now was barely breathing and was suffocating as he tried with all his might to pull him off.
"Was that part of the Tom & Jerry scenario?" asked Suzie.
"I'm safe . . . ! I'm . . . still . . . alive! . . . Right?" Terriermon asked in a hallucinating way.
"Ggggiiituffff!!!"
Cyberdramon walked over to the two and grabbed Terriermon with one hand and Henry's head with the other in an attempt to pull them apart from each other. "Okay, ready or not . . . !"
"Make sure you don't dislocate Henry's neck if you pull them apart," Ryo warned. "Or crush Terriermon's head between your claws."
" . . . This must be the scariest moment for them two," said Takato. "Either be stuck like this together forever and let it slowly fade away or let it come off with Cyberdramon squeezing your head off."
"Well in a dire situations, people usually grow closer to each other and come to an understanding of good friendship after this," Jeri explained.
"Well they are growing VERY closely to each other," Guardromon replied.
"Especially in the face!" MarineAngemon replied. "Heheheheheeee!!!"
Cyberdramon in a, dramatic moment, was finally able to pull Terriermon off from Henry's face in final tug and just in time. "Henry, you all right?"
Henry turned over on his stomach and gasped for air. "Never been *cough* better . . . Oh my head . . ." He was crawling in gasping pains and could see large black spots in front of his eyes from the lack of air. With that, he couldn't see that he crawled off of Growlmon and falling towards thee ground. "OW!"
"Is that part of the scenario, Henry?" Takato looked below to his friend.
"What about you, dog bunny?" said Cyberdramon, to the almost statue like Terriermon who still looked like as if he was latching on to something.
" . . . Meh." Terriermon only replied.
Cyberdramon shrugged and put him down.
Lopmon looked at Terriermon and gave him a confused look. "You think you'll be okay?"
" . . . I hate dogs . . ."
Lopmon sniffed Terriermon as she gave a disgusted look. "Ugh! What did you eat when you went in there?!"
"Bow-wow-wow-wow!! Ruff! Ruff! Grrrrrraaooooffff!!!" The mad dog continued to bark as it stood against Growlmon's leg. Growlmon was annoyed by this so he turn his head down and around to his leg and let out a mighty 'bark' of his own.
"GGGGGGGRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It blew all the leaves and trees in one direction and the dog as it was scared stiff till the 'bark' was over as it whimpered in a beaten puppy way and scampered off back through the hole in the door. Suddenly someone busted the door open and walked out towards the group.
"What in hell is all the problem here?!?!" Beelzemon screamed.
Everyone was in shock at the moment cause Beelzemon was only wearing a pair of white boxers with puns on them and a pair of bunny slippers too. "What? These are my favorite boxers!"
Henry from below, "Suzie, don't *gasp* look at him . . ."
A neighbor across the street, an old woman, shouted over to him, "Hey! Why don't you shake that thing?! Come on!!! Grrrr . . . !!"
Beelzemon replied, "Ms. Higgins, get back inside your house! There's nothing to look at!"
"Come on! Flex those muscles!" she taunted.
"Ugh . . ." Beelzemon sighed. "Not now!"
Ms. Higgins, the old lady, just gave a wink and blew him a good-bye kiss. Beelzemon had a shiver run down his spine.
"Beelzemon, what are you doing in your boxers? You were suppose to get ready to go to the party now, remember?" Leomon reminded.
"Yeah, yeah . . . Be back with my trousers on. Let me go get Ai and Mako," he said.
"I hope you don't walk around the house with your boxers on only!" Renamon commented.
"Nah, I'm not that type of person," Beelzemon replied. "I wear my birthday suit while around inside the house."
Renamon's ear perked up in disgust as a chill ran down her spine. Beelzemon then backed it up with, "Kidding! Kidding! Gee, such an uptight fox . . ."
"And you're such an uptight jackass," Renamon replied.
Terriermon then recovered and started yelling, "I can't believe you called Little Bert little! My gawd he's huge!!"
"Oh, that dog? Nah, that's MY dog. Ai and Mako's dog is that small runt Little Bert while that other one was Snappers," Beelzemon explained. "Here, ya want me to take out Little Bert for ya to see?"
Terriermon grumbled . . . "No . . . Dogs really hate me . . ."
Beelzemon shrugged and went back inside the house.
Growlmon then set his rear down and sat in the middle of the street, taking a break. "Ahhhh, this will take a while."
"Gee, why can't we just take a car like normal people?" asked Takato.
Meanwhile . . . In a car.
"I spy something with my little eyes . . . something green!" said Davis.
"A tree," everyone replied.
"Ooh! You got it again!" Davis replied.
"It's been like this for over half an hour . . ."Cody sighed.
"Davis you think of the worse game ever to play while we're driving through a road with nothing around us except trees!" said T.K.
"They're not stupid!" Davis shouted. "They're one of the best games to play while riding in a car!"
"Whatever . . ." he replied.
"Well fine . . . I spy something with my little eyes something black, purple, and red all over," Davis stated.
"Mmmm, what?" T.K. tiredly asked.
"You! Once I kick the crap out of ya!" Suddenly T.K. finds an arm wrapped around his neck and squeezing his neck against the headrest of the chair with him losing breath quickly.
"Agh! Davis! Davis! I'm driving here for god's sake!!" T.K. shouted as he fought off Davis and tried to drive the car at the same time. He let go of the wheel as he grabbed Davis by the ears and pulled him to the front of the car. Now the car was driving all over the road with a dash to the left, right, and full throttle forward as the girls in the back screamed and prayed that they wouldn't die, Cody trying to hold Davis back with no prevail, and Ken trying to take the wheel.
"Dear god, I promise to stop spending so much time watching my soap operas and tend to pray to you every morning, night, and whatever time you want if you just let me live and not condemn me to death because of the sins of this MADMAN here!!" Yolei screamed, as she cried her eyes out. "Pleeeeeeeaaassseee!!!!! I'll even kill Davis for ya!"
"You won't be doing a favor for god, you know?" said Cody, trying to cling on to something.
Kari was hugging herself and thinking of a happy place to be than inside a car with Davis and T.K. at each other's throat. "I'm seriously thinking of going to revisit my psychiatrist after this!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!"
Ken tried his best to grab the wheel but with Davis in the way it was difficult and it was hard to see what's going outside of the car. Ken was finally able to move Davis' foot out of his face to see just in time what they were about to hit.
"Agh! Deer! Deer! Deer!!"
"WHAT?!?!"
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A/N: End of chapter 2 and start of chapter 3 . . . Will Davis and T.K. ever stop fighting? Will Kari see her psychiatrist? Will Ken save the deer from death? Find out later in a few more days, weeks, months . . . ? Oh well, it'll come at least! Review.