Finally, Sirius has decided to update after all. I kind of forgot that I had one up... but the last person who reviewed it reminded me... The world is square... And we are all purple triangles.

This is Sirius again. Yo. The one who died. Well, I am continuing my tour of the underworld, like many others of the Harry Potter deceased list. And I just had tea with a rather charming boy named Cedric Diggory. The only problem with him was when he got up and told me that he needed to go home and see his parents again.

Yeah, I'll go with that.

"Hey, you're Sirius Black, aren't you?" I turn tilt my chair back, using the tea table for support and looked at the person behind me in a lazy, upside-down fashion. The person was a young man with, what appeared to be, a wand. Barty Crouch. The younger one. When did he get his hands on a wand? I want one.

"You took control of my father, didn't you?!" he screamed as though it really met something.

"No, that was Voldemort." The head tilting was straining, so I turned my entire chair around and leaned the head of the chair on the table.

"Oh... Well, you killed him, didn't you?!" I sighed. There are sure a lot of crazy people here.

"No, that was you. You turned him into a bone and buried him in the backyard, remember?" And that was a mighty juicy one too.
"Oh..." He put down his wand and scratched his head. "Well then, don't forget to support the Dark Lord! Registration is low! And get your official Dark Mark tattoo at the Knockturn Alley today!" Advertising? Now I must be dreaming.

"Hey, which way is the alley?"

"Are you getting a tattoo?" he hissed, bearing down at me, "I'm not going to tell you if you aren't going to get a tattoo!"

"Um... Sure, why not?" I reply. After all, it was Voldemort's dream not to die, so getting one here wouldn't really do anything... Unless he was going to be killed by Dumbledore... Then it would be a problem if he showed up.... But if Dumbledore died too, then he might be able to stop Voldemort.
Oh... my head hurts.

"That way," Crouch pointed left of where I'm sitting. "You'll see a sign in a few minutes."

"Thanks." I turn around, pocketed a crumpet from the table and hopped off my chair. Maybe I can find James there too.

Wow. Short. But don't forget to get your genuine Dark Mark tattoo today! .
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