The Digimon Reunion
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Disclaimer: Refer to Ch. 1 or 2 to see . . .
A/N: Okay, here's the next chapter and here's a late Happy Lunar New Year, to everyone! (Also known as Chinese New Year) Year of the Monkey! Then next year is the chicken. : P Good thing I'm born on the Dragon year. Oh yeah, I would like to thank to a friend of mine who helped suggest some ideas on this chapter since I got into a writer's block moment. You know who you are. : P Thanks! ^_^
Summary: A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . . ^_^;;;
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Chapter Six: "Lucky Break"
"Rika," Renamon called out, as she ran up towards the group.
"Hm? What is it, Renamon?" Rika asked, as she stopped talking to the others for a sec.
"You guys haven't seen Cyberdramon lately, have you?" the fox asked.
"Um, no not really," Ryo replied. "I'm starting to get worry about him. I thought he was with you."
"He was but then he ran off with a plate load of meat and I think I chased him off with my rants about trying to eat a well balanced diet of greens too," Renamon replied.
"Maybe he's somewhere else eating," Ryo thought.
"But that's just it. I found his spilled over plate of meat," Renamon added. "Untouched."
"Whoa . . . Okay, something must've happened to him," Ryo realized.
"Well we're just gonna have to go look for him then, right?" said Takato. "All right, let's go find him!"
"Courageous, aren't you?" Rika snickered.
"Uh, not really."
"Do you think the evil Digimon kidnapped him?" Jeri wondered.
They all looked over to group of evil Digimon who stood in a crowd talking to each other. "What? Whenever there's some sort of trouble, you guys always blame us! Why?! We have feelings too, ya know?! *sob*"
Then Piedmon started to cry and flood the evil Digimon.
" . . . Okay, I don't think it's them," said Takato.
"I'll go grab Terriermon," Henry replied.
"Better get Guilmon too . . ." Takato sighed.
"Alright, then we're on a search mission now," said Jeri.
Henry went to grab Terriermon (Terriermon: "HEY! YOU CAN'T GRAB ME AWAY!! I'M IN A BET HERE! NOOO!!), Jeri too went to get Leomon, Takato had to drag Guilmon away . . . (Guilmon's reaction was to stuff more food in his mouth before they left), and they all went off to find Cyberdramon. But where to start? And one more thing: Where's Kazu, Kenta, and Suzie?
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Well, Suzie is in the entertainment room . . . With Lopmon.
"I love you! You love me! We're a great big happy family! With a great big hug and kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?" Barney sang on the television.
Already, the whole crowd of Digimon in the room have either gone blind or left in sheer terror from this Barney show. Who would put this tape in the VCR and watch it?!
"I love you, Barney!" Suzie replied with a giggle.
Lopmon sat by and looked through a magazine. "I haven't ran away or fainted yet. Luckily because I got ear plugs and a magazine to read."
"The singing . . . make it stop . . . make it stop . . . !" an Otamamon cried.
"I'm blind! I'm blind! I can't see!" screamed a Colemon. "I grabbed something! Who's this? I can't see who it is!!"
"Um, ish me," said Akatorimon. "Um, let go of my beak . . . GNOW!"
"Oh, sorry."
"Ow! My tail feathers!!"
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"And as I was saying, I totally kick that D-Reaper's Jell-O butt with the help of my Digimon, Guardromon," Kazu hugged his partner, explaining the story to J.P. "We gave a knock here! A kick there! And punch right in the gut!"
"I see, wow," J.P. said in amazement. "But what about the others?"
"Ah, they helped me out too but I was the real hero in this show," Kazu replied. "Yep!"
"And ditto for me," Kenta added.
"Yep!" MarineAngemon popped in.
"Uh-huh . . ."
"Hey, Takuya! Koji!" Tai shouted over to.
"Hm? What is it, Tai?" Takuya asked.
Tai was being carried over by Matt and Agumon after barely escaping the attack from the larger Digimon outside. Takuya and Koji wondered what had happened to the leader.
"What happened?" Takuya asked first.
"We need you two to go out there and distract those larger Digimon till we're able to think of a peace negotiation with them before they think about condemning this mansion and everything in it into pancakes!" Agumon replied. "Can you help us please?"
"Wait a minnit. Out there? Distract? THEM?! Tai, it's like over fifty Digimon large Digimon out there and only two of us!" Koji stated, as he looked out the window to see tons of red glowing eyes. "We'll be pancakes before this mansion does!"
"Now is that a risk you're willing to take? Throw us two out and think of a plan?" Takuya retorted. "That's pretty low . . ."
This phrase of Takuya's, he was hoping to get them feel guilty and leave them. If it works, maybe Takuya could even try being a lawyer when he grows up. Maybe he could even try convincing a jury to look at it his way. 'Hehehe, maybe I can even get a Nobel Peace Prize for my good convincing skills.'
The front door of the mansion opened and—whoosh! Takuya and Koji were thrown out of the mansion and into the front yard. "OWW! Hey, what was that for?!"
"Yes, it's a risk we're willing to take and yes, we're pretty low."
The door slammed closed and through the window, the older Digidestines gave a thumbs up to the two outside.
"Good luck!" Tommy yelled through the window with J.P. laughing.
Zoe just shook her head and glad she wasn't picked for that mission.
"Ah, so they decided to send in the sacrifices for us, huh?" said MetalSeadramon.
"Sacrifices?!" The two shouted.
"And two of them! They're oh so generous!" said Ebonwumon's left head replied.
"Aye, and whoever said that kids these days don't respect their elders is full of baloney," Ebonwumon's right head added.
"First dibs is mine! I pick the puny red one!" Machinedramon charged.
"Puny?! Why you . . . !" Takuya said in a mad tone. "Okay . . . Execute! Spirit Evolution! . . . Agunimon!"
"What the-?! A human became a Digimon?!" Machinedramon said with shock.
"Pyro Tornado!"
"PUNCH! WHOP! POW! BINK! BONK! CRASH!"
Machinedramon collapsed and looked like a piece of piled up scrap metal. "Oooooh . . ."
"I guess you never watched season four of Digimon to see THAT was gonna happen," Agunimon laughed. "HA!"
"He just defeated Machinedramon! A Dark Master!" the crowd murmured.
"Die!!" MetalSeadramon charged at Koji.
"Argh!" Koji then pulled out his D-Tector. "Execute! Spirit Evolution! . . . Lobomon!"
Lobomon withdrew his light-saber and twirled it. "Lobo Kendo!!"
"SHINK! SLAM! SWAP! SWEEP! CHING!"
Lobomon landed with ease while MetalSeadramon fell in a pile of rubble.
"Too easy. . ." Lobomon sighed. He then heard something crack.
"You okay, Koji?" Agunimon asked.
"I think something cracked . . ." Lobomon replied. The light-saber in his hand then short-circuited and fell apart in his hand. " . . . Shit."
"They defeated the both of them!" the crowd shouted.
"KILL THEM!!!"
Crap!"
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"You know, this party is getting awfully boring . . ." Puppetmon sighed.
"Yeah, need something to spark things up," said Boltmon.
"Hmmmm . . ." Beelzemon thought hard.
The party around them was starting to get less . . . entertaining. The last thing that was exciting around here was seeing Arukenimon getting chased by Mummymon. Beelzemon was an expert at parties and thinking of what to do at one to make it fun. Already there was beer. Some illegal drug trades in the back of the house maybe. A mob in front of the house . . . What else does a party need?
Beelzemon's mind then lit up like a light bulb. "Bingo! Got it!"
"Uh-uh! We got it!" Myothismon, Etemon, and Devimon replied.
"What? Alright, we'll go with your plan then," Beelzemon replied. "What is it?"
The three had a glimmer of evil in their eyes. (Although they are ALREADY evil Digimon . . .) "But we need you, Beelzemon," said Devimon.
"Me? Alright . . ." Beelzemon then followed the group out of the mansion and into the backyard. I wonder what they're up to now?
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"Adaca! Adaca! Adaca!" shouted Hawkmon. "We want out! We want out!"
"ADACA! ADACA! ADACA! ADACA! ADACA!"
The Digimon below in the dungeon decided to create a ruckus to make Sicknor, the vile armored man, go insane from their whining.
"Arrrggghhh! Don't you Digimon have a ssswitch that'll turn you off?!" Sicknor screamed. "You're gonna make me go insssane!!"
"No way are we gonna shut up! If we keep shouting, someone up there will EVENTUALLY hear us and tell on you!" Cyberdramon explained. "Adaca! Adaca! Adaca!"
Veemon, still bound and hung upside down, wiggled and tried to say the same thing as best as he could, without feeling sick from getting all the blood rushing up to his skull.
Sicknor grew aggravated by this as he clamped his ears and shook in agitating annoyance. "You . . . All . . . Sssicken . . . Me!"
"Well you're name does rhyme . . ." Palamon replied. "Sicknor. Sick. Hmmm, Sicknor the Sick, that actually rhymes. And it's a catchy name, don'tcha think?"
"Arrggghh!!" he grumbled.
"♪ Hey, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! ♪ " Cyberdramon sang. "SING WITH ME!!"
"♪ I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! EVERYBODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES! ♪ " they all sang.
Sicknor couldn't take it anymore. The singing. The whining. Why can't he just start torturing their bodies right now?! He can't just hold it in anymore. He's gonna snap soon and that time was . . . Now.
"ThAT's iT, yoU nUIsanCE!! I'lL sSsHoW YoU whAt a GUy liKe mE cAN DO tO yOu!" Sicknor trembled in aggressive and demeaning voice of rage.
"Oh, sure! Let see what you can do, you hump back—HEY!!" Cyberdramon shouted when suddenly his shackles opened and he dropped to the ground. "Huh? Well, that was easy. Okay, I'm leaving so see you lat—Wagh!"
Sicknor grabbed Cyberdramon by the waist, threw him to the ground with a mighty slam and picked him up again to throw right into a wall.
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cyberdramon screamed as his whole body suddenly crashed to a stopping point of the wall. He peeled off the wall, leaving a dent impression of himself in there. "Ooooh, look at all the pretty stars . . ."
Sicknor than grabbed Cyberdramon by the tail and dragged him off. "Come here, you!!"
"Agh! Eeeck! Back! Get away from me you sick and nasty and evil human be—EEEEEPP!!" Cyberdramon screamed, realizing this man was no ordinary human being. He tried hard to hold on to something but only held on to the ground with his claws, but leaving long grooves from the scratching he left. "HEEEEEELP!!"
"Be brave, Cyberdramon! He's just intimidating you!" Armadillomon shouted.
"Yeah what he said!" Tentomon shouted too.
Sicknor tossed the dragon on to this cold steel table and shackled his arms, legs, tail, and neck to look like an 'X' on a table and went over to a counter next to it. "HeHeHeHe . . ."
"Guys?! Veemon?! Armadillomon?! Mommy?! HEEEELP!!" Cyberdramon screamed. "It's not my time to become shish kebab!"
"Oh . . . YES IT IS!!" Sicknor shouted. "I don't care what those others tells me what to do, but I'll mutilate your body to a bloody pulp right here, right NOW! Hahahahaha!"
Cyberdramon was feeling very helpless right now as he worried more and more. "As long as you don't mess up my face, I'm good with it . . . sort of. Aaaaaagh!"
"He learned that from Beelzemon," said Nehmon.
"I'll make sssure I won't sssee more of you in the future if I have to!" he laughed. "If you do happen to essscape sssomehow, this will be a reminder of your nightmare from me!"
Cyberdramon thought and prayed in his mind of not hoping what kind of tool that madman would use on him in the next minute. 'Please it's not a corkscrew! Please it's not a bunch of needles and syringe! Please it's not brainwashing music. But PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! It better not be Teletubbies rerun shows!'
Sicknor then turned around and held something that looked like a gun that was powered by an outlet with weird tools on it. He gave a sick and cruel smile. "I'll fix you of your dragon-manhood for good."
" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " This was one of his biggest fear . . . "NOOOOOOOOO!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! RYOOOOO!! RYO! WHERE ARE YOU?! RYO! MASTER! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"
" . . .Wow, that's harsh," Veemon added.
"Hm, very . . ." Hawkmon replied. "Good thing it's not us."
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"Look, since Veemon has obviously abandoned my scheme, I need your help then."
"Okay . . ."
Davis climbed up to the roof and helped Yolei up, who was holding a pile of Christmas lights on her shoulder. "Ugh! Why do you need all this, anyway?"
"The runway lights," Davis answered.
"Runway?! But you—You're not gonna—I can't---YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!" Yolei realized now.
" . . . I know."
"How the heck did we survive through all that hell with Oikawa and his goons under his guidance?" Yolei sighed.
"Alright, I'll hook up all this Christmas light to the power source of this house! I'm gonna be right down below this edge and you toss me the cord to plug it in, alright?" Davis made sure.
"Yes. Okay. Gotcha," she sighed again. "I can't believe I agreed to help you out. Where's my Ken when I need him?"
Davis slid down the sides of the ladder and ran over to the main power source box of the mansion. He opened the box and saw a bunch of buttons, sockets, and knickknacks he didn't know of. "Gee, at this point I wish Izzy was here . . . Okay, let's plug that cord in. Yolei! Toss the line!"
"SMACK!"
The end of the cord hand fallen smack into his right eye and Davis fell over on his back. "Owww! Yolei . . ."
"Sorry!" she shouted from above.
"Great, now I can only see through one eye . . . And that was my good eye, Yolei!" Davis shouted.
"I said I was SORRY!!!" Yolei screamed. "Sheesh!"
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"Okay, question: How the heck we ended up running through a hall with you in the lead, then making a turn, fall out of a window, and hanging by your bare hands on a windowsill, ready to drop to our death about twenty feet below with us holding on to your pants?" the third burglar asked.
" . . . SHUT UP!" the leader replied.
"This is sooooo gross, sir!!" the blonde one said in disgust. "I'm actually hanging for dear life on to your pants and my fingers are touching your boxers! Ew! Ew! Ewwwwwwww . . ."
" . . . Um . . . Actually, I was . . . uh . . . going . . ." The leader fumbled with his words.
"Going what, sir?" asked the blonde again.
"I was . . ." He then left that muffled out.
"What?" the third one couldn't hear. "Couldn't hear you. You're voice is muffled. You're wearing briefs?"
"Oh, that's even more gross!" she shouted. "I like men who wears BOXERS!"
"No . . . no briefs. No boxers . . ." The leader replied.
" . . . You're wearing a thong?" the third one tried.
" . . .No."
"Women lingerie?"
"No."
"Now that's just sick," the blonde spitted. "I can't imagine you wearing PANTIES!"
"NO!! NO!!! I'm not . . . I'm not . . ."
"You're not . . . ?" the third one asked.
"Please tell me you're wearing a diaper under these pants at least . . ." she pleaded with watery eyes.
" . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm going commando. . . . . . . . . . ."
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Everyone in the party who were getting bored and sleepy were suddenly bombarded by a shrill and banshee-like scream of a girl that came from outside. It shook the whole mansion, the buffet table, the TV, the guests, all the way down in the dungeon, and pretty much cracked Joe's glasses.
"Aw, man . . . That's the twelfth glasses this week to break," Joe sighed. "Tape and glue never works well . . ."
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"This is your fault, you know that?! I can't believe you're not wearing any UNDERWEAR!!"
"I'm sorry, but I ran out of shorts! All of my underwear had a hole in them . . ."
"Ewww . . . TOO MUCH INFORMATION! Do us all a favor and WEAR underwear! Even PAPER underwear!"
"*sigh* . . . Gee, I expected you to let go and drop," the leader replied. "Not him."
"Well I think he's okay, sir . . . But I'm taking a shower after I get home," the blonde replied, still clinging on to the leader's pants. "Man, my ears hurt. For a guy, he screams like a girl."
The third burglar had screamed and shook the whole house. He had let go and fallen but blondie grabbed him my the back of his shirt luckily. He was just dangling there in a stiff and scared motion.
"Hey . . . You okay? Come on! Wake up!" Blonde one replied. She then gave a kick into his head that woke him up.
"Ahhhhh!! I'm not gay! You hear me! I'm not gay!" he screamed and bounced. "I'm a straight man!!"
" . . . We know that," they both replied.
"Oh . . .um, captain?" he asked.
" . . . Yes?" the leader asked.
"After this mission is over, please shoot me."
"Just take a shower like us normal people," the blonde snorted.
"Who said we were 'normal'?" the leader spouted.
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"You sure this is a good idea?" asked Beelzemon.
"Yes, perfectly! Here, just give us your clothes and we'll hold on to them," Devimon replied. "Then we'll give you the costume to wear."
"Alright, but do you really think that a Rabbit costume is going to get a group of people hyped up?" he asked.
" . . . Hehe, maybe," they all snickered.
Beelzemon tossed his clothes at Devimon's head like a barrage of them. The final attack was a pair of white boxers with hearts on them into the face. " . . . Gross."
"Okay, now where' the suite?" Beelzemon asked, behind the bushes. " . . .Um guys? What the . . . HEY!!"
The three of them, Etemon, Devimon, and Myothismon chuckled and laughed as they ran away with his clothes.
"HEY!! THAT'S MY CLOTHES! GIVE IT BACK YOU ASSHOLES!!" Beelzemon shouted as he chased after them, regardless of the 'his bare' situation . . . ^_^;;;
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TK pulled Kari along with her by her hand. They grew bored of the party and decided to sneak off together. They went to the up stair halls and checked for a door that's actually unlocked. TK found one and opened it. He made a quick check around him to see if there was anyone out there before he let Kari and himself inside before closing the door.
"Where's the light?" Kari asked.
The room was very dark so TK waved his hand over his head to grab on to a string that he pulled and heard it clicked. But instead of the room being filled with light, it filled with a bunch of noises of items falling on his head. "Ahhh! Ack! Ow! Ooof!! Wah!"
Kari then found the real light switch and turned it on to find TK buried under the rubble of boxes. "Are you all right?"
"Fine . . ." he answered. "Ow."
TK got right back up and looked into Kari's eyes. "We're alone now . . ."
Kari gave a small giggle. "Yep."
There was a brief and awkward silence after that as TK spoke again. "So . . . What you think of the party?"
"It's nice, but not as nice as you," she smiled.
TK returned the smile too.
They then seem to have both the same idea and knew what to do as they closed their eyes and . . .
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Outside that door, Willis, one of the American Digidestines, was flirting around with one of the fangirls. They met outside in the backyard and had a 'friendly' conversation. Then they decided to continue it somewhere else . . . With more privacy. ;-)
"Alright, this looks like a nice place!"
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Davis was plugging and unplugging wires. He didn't know what he was doing but luckily no blackouts yet. Carefully, yellow wire into black, red over to blue, black over to green, white behind yellow, green into blue, red into . . . Well, that's not really important.
Davis cursed when one of the plugs popped out with static sizzling from it and Davis almost getting electrocuted by it. "Yow! Geez! That would've smart."
"YOU %#@&*^$ DIGIMON! GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS AND JACKET! AND MY UNDERWEAR TOO!!!" voice shouted from behind.
Davis looked behind to see Devimon, Etemon, and Myothismon running away with clothes that looked very familiar to someone Davis might know. "Where have I seen those clothes before . . ."
Davis then noticed the person chasing behind the trio. He was pale, bare, wearing only a purple mask and his birthday suit . . . Davis squinted his eyes to see . . .
"HOLY COW!! WHAT THE—!! Ugh . . ." Davis then felt dizzy and fell over. He tried to hold on to something but he was only able to grab the wires in the box and then—!!
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The lights in the whole entire mansion turn off as it became pitch black. The guests panicked and one of the Digimon screamed.
"Shinduramon! Stop acting like chicken and grow up! We are Devas!" said Mihiramon the tiger.
"I'm not the one chickening out," Shinduramon, the chicken deva answered.
"Then who . . . Oh," Mihiramon turned around.
" . . . . . . Sorry but it took me a while till I got over my fears of the dark," said the monkey deva, Makuramon. " Hehe. Guess I'm still afraid."
" . . . Wimp."
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Cyberdramon was crying now, bad, as Sicknor got closer and closer to him with that tool. He was about to lose his good dragon manhood in just a few second if he doesn't do anything but he can't. Shackled to a steel board, he can't move, except squirm. The only other thing he can do was pray.
'God? If you're really there . . . SAVE ME FROM THIS LUNATIC ANYWAY YOU CAN! I WANT TO HAVE CHILDRENS!! I'LL EVEN SACRAFICE A GOATMON TO YOU IF YOU SAVE ME!!!'
"Fwamp!"
The lights went out and pitch dark with only the fiery torches lighting up the room. Cyberdramon was able to see the tool in Sicknor's hand die out as the electricity drained. Phew, and a few inches away too . . .
Sicknor cursed. "Dammit! I hate them Electric Company! Ooooh, jussst when I wasss sssooo clossse to cutting you up!"
Cyberdramon panted and sweated in relief. "Hallelujah! Praise the lord! I'm saved! Whooooooooo!"
"Not for looooong, you lizard!" Sicknor hissed as he placed the tool on the table. "Be right back! Gonna check that box!"
Sicknor than ran up the stairs and out of the dungeon with a slam. All the Digimon breathed a relief. "Pheeeeeeeew . . . That was close."
"You're telling me?!" Cyberdramon lashed out as he struggled against his bond. "I almost got my 'you know what' cut out!"
"Soooooo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What are we gonna do now?" asked Veemon.
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The lights went out but Willis didn't care because he just opened the door, hurried the fangirl inside, and closed the door behind him.
"Aaaaaaghh! Who's—?!?"
"SMOOCH!"
"What the--?! Kari?!" Willis realized.
"Oh my GOD!! WILLIS?! I kissed you?!"
"WILLIS?! What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm busy here?!" TK shouted.
"Oooh, I didn't know you were a good kisser, TK," said the fangirl.
"TK!!" Kari yelled.
WHAT?! I can't see who I'm kissing in the dark!"
"Well at least I scored one tonight," Willis thought out loud.
"SLAP!"
"Ow . . ."
"And you, TK," Kari called.
TK was afraid to answer because he already predicted what would happen. " . . . Yes?"
"SLAP!"
The closet door burst open with TK and Willis jumping out but stumbling over each other and into the wall.
Kari marched out and looked at TK and Willis in anger. "You're such a jerk! The BOTH of you!" She then ran down the hall, far, far, far, away.
"But Kari!" TK said uselessly, realizing now she's out of an earshot. "*sigh*"
The other girl, the fangirl, stepped out of the closet. "Sooooo, did anything spark?"
"No," Willis answered.
"I wasn't talking to you," she replied. "I meant to TK."
"WHAT?!" Willis burst out. "Sheesh, why do you always get the girls?"
"I just wanted Kari . . ." TK said in a mope tone.
Willis sighed.
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"Aww, man. What just happened?" asked Takato.
"The lights went out, duh, Takato," Rika answered.
"Well yeah, I know that," he replied.
"Hey, Guilmon, any chance that you swallowed a flashlight?" Terriermon asked.
Guilmon thought long and hard and then started coughing up something. "Ack! Gah! Hurgh! Ack! Gack! Gack! Gack! Hooo—eee! Okay, got it."
A bright light flashed on with Guilmon holding the flashlight with slime over it.
"Wow! That's cool!" Terriermon awed at.
" . . . Okay, let's go," Henry hurried, changing the subject. "Nice magic trick, Guilmon."
"Thank you!"
"It amazing what Guilmon swallows everyday . . ." Leomon added.
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A/N: That's the end of this chapter. Hope enjoyed it. I'll update by next month. Maybe two chapters up next month. Since next month there's Spring Break. ^_^ Wheeeeeeee! Got anything to suggest?Review please!