The Digimon Reunion
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Disclaimer: Refer to Ch. 1 or 2 to see . . .
A/N: I would like to make a notice that few of the jokes in this story are from my other Digimon fanfics. All comedic and parody all the time . . . Yep! Anyway, read the other fanfics if you don't understand those jokes. This chapter is short 'cause I want to update a chapter now before I leave and go on vacation and not be able to write nor post any chapters. So here's something to read for a while till I come back with something a little longer.
Summary: A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . . ;;;
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Chapter Ten: "Send in the Clown to Negotiate"
"Ya know, I think my hyperness has gone down," Veemon realized. "I'm not talking real fast and I'm not doing lots of random or irrational stuff anymore yet. . . . I kinda miss it."
"Whatever Veemon," Davis replied. "Now my breath smells like garlic and liver because of you. Now no one would kiss me!"
"Sorry."
"Who would anyway?" said Yolei.
The 2nd Season cast of Digidestines were casually making their way out of this maze-like hallway and towards the nearest stairway that goes down. So far TK and Kari have made up, Yolei is hugging Ken relentlessly, Cody is wondering wear Armadillomon can be, and Davis was talking to Veemon while leading the way out.
"How did you get hyped on sugar anyway? Don't tell me your raided through the kitchen," Davis sighed.
"No, no, no! It's not like that Davis! We were hiding from this mad cook who was trying to chop us into bits and cook us! Some of us split off with each of the Tamers and hid while three other dudes chased us! A cowboy, a mad scientist, and a crazy lady!" Veemon replied.
"Sounds like something in a porno," Davis simply answered. "What have you been doing? Digging through my dad's old Playboy magazine?"
"But Davis it's true! It did happen! I had to hide in the sugar jar while the cook went after Armadillomon--"
"You saw Armadillomon?" Cody asked.
"Yeah! Last time I saw him, he was in the fridge but now I'm not so sure . . . Oh look, he's in that large steel pot carried by that-- AAAAGGGHHHH! Davis it's that mad cook! Mad cook! He's gonna eat him! Run away!" Veemon frantically cried and bounced.
Davis restrained Veemon. "Dude, stop being so loud."
"Kari! What's up?" Gatomon called out, coming towards her with Wormmon following behind.
"What the hell happened here? It wasn't like this a moment ago," TK said in awe.
They've finally reached towards the railing of the floor to get a view of the whole front wall that once stood was broken down with about a dozen of large Digimon trampling through and swallowing up panicking guests. The Digimon-changing Digidestines like Agunimon were running after those Digimon and trying to stop most of the guests being slurped up. The original Digidestines were conversing among themselves in a heated conversation in a corner of the mansion and not taking any notice around them and finally at the bottom of the stairs nearby to their left they could see a large white blob--"I think that Calumon. Wow, he must've hit Creampuff Galore!"--over a mass of piled up Digimon and Tamers all squished and crushed while unable to move while four suspicious looking people closed in on them with a giant fan, a shotgun, a butcher knife, and a weird power tool thing. To summarize this all up, this was a weird scene to walk upon on.
"Ya know TK, a lot can happen in just a small moment," said Veemon.
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"Joe! I told you something is going on here! Have you seen what's going on here?" said Tai.
"Of course I can see! Heck, how can anyone NOT see this?!" Joe replied, referring to the massive vandalism and terror spreading throughout the whole party. "What we need to do is stop this!"
"Yeah but there's a problem," Izzy stated.
"What?" they both asked.
"Mimi, Sora, and my Digimon are gone and Tai and Matt's aren't sober enough to fight!" Izzy answered.
"Speaking of Agumon and Gabumon, where'd they go?" Matt wondered.
"Agumon said he'll be right back and Gabumon was following him off to somewhere," Tai replied. "I dunno what's up with him."
"I bet he went to go find food," Gomamon nodded, sure of it.
"But this is a really serious moment we got on our hands here!"
"Well, since Gomamon is the only one here and accounted for, let's get him to stop a little of this madness," Mimi insisted.
"Wait, you'll need my help!" said a voice as a pillar of light suddenly sprang from nowhere and Gennai appeared out of no where in a flash of light with his young handsome look and Obi-Wan-Kanobi robes.
"Crap! You almost scared me with that pillar of light of yours!" Tai blurted quickly, startled by Gennai's appearance.
"Sorry, but I had to use the express lane," Gennai apologized. "You'll need one of these Digi-Cores I've filched off of Azulongmon while he fell asleep to digivolve to your Ultimate form. Here, hold on to this till the other Digimon come back."
"Oh yeah! Now I can become Zudomon," Gomamon grinned. "Here I come to save the day and smash butts with my hammer."
"Oh joy," Joe sighed.
"Gomamon Digivolve to . . . Ikkakumon!"
"Ikkakumon Digivolve to . . . Zudomon!"
It's been a while since Gomamon became Zudomon. He stretched a little and even rubbed his mustache. "Hmm, my mustache needs a shave . . ."
"Hurry up and beat up on the bad guys already," Joe reminded.
"Oh, right!"
"I have to go now so I'll see you all soon again," said Gennai as he was about to leave. "May the force be with you, young padawans . . ."
Then he left again in a pillar of light.
"What? Did he just ripped that off of a famous sci-fi movie from the 70's?" Tai asked.
"Tai, am I your father?" Matt asked.
"Um, no."
"Then no, Gennai didn't rip that off from any sci-fi movie," Matt replied. "He's too high-being to rip off quotes from a movie. He makes up his own."
Gennai reappeared back at his old house under the lake in the living room just in time when the commercial break was over. "Alright! The Star War Marathon is about to begin again! Damn! I ran out of popcorn . . ."
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"Hurricane Wave!"
About ten medium size Digimon that trampled through the mansion was sent back outside with a wave of Kazemon's hands. A stubborn Tuskmon wasn't moved by this and continued his assault and causing more destruction. "Maybe a little persuasion can make him go," Kazemon thought.
"Maybe a little Love Tap!"
Tuskmon saw the upcoming attack and ducked his head while Kazemon was going backwards towards-- "No! Not J.P.!"
"Hm?" Beetlemon heard Kazemon call his name and turned around to see her coming towards him backwards with a Love Tap. "What the-?!"
They crashed to the ground with Kazemon sitting on top of Beetlemon's back. "Oh no, I didn't get that brute but instead got this jerk!"
Beetlemon turned over and caressed Kazemon into his arm. "Oh, hello you cute little fairy Digimon. Why don't we go and--Ow! Hey what was that--Um, what's going on? Why am I caressing you in my arms?"
Under Beetlemon's mask his face gave a slight glow of red from blushing so much. Kazemon had slapped him across the face and that got him out of that love trance. "Let go of me and go do your job like the rest of us, okay?"
"Um, okay . . ." Beetlemon replied, not know what just happened there. "Maybe my subconscious is getting to me . . ."
"Geez, this is one of the flaws in my attacks," she sighed.
"Thunder Fist!"
Beetlemon laid the smack down on the Tuskmon's head as it keeled over and was knocked out. "Well that's one down, two-hundred-and-twenty-one to go. Man, this is gonna be a real long night, right Agunimon?"
"You can say that again," Agunimon replied.
"Man, this is gonna be a real long night, right Agunimon?"
"It was a figure of speech," Agunimon replied.
"Oh."
"This would've never happened if we didn't provoke them . . ." Beowolfmon grumbled.
"Frozen Arrowhead!"
Arrowheads with rope like dreads tugged at a Cyclomon's arms and restrained them while KoriKakumon pulled out his heavy axes ready to attack. "That's a nice ugly monster. Good ugly monster, good . . . . . . . . Now nighty night, ugly! Avalanche--!"
"Shadow Lance!"
"BONK!"
Lowemon landed softly to the ground with his lance in one hand behind him while the Cyclomon fell over and went to sleep. "That was easy to knock out."
"Hey I was about to have that thing!" KoriKakumon whined.
"You set them up, I knock them down," Lowemon stated. "How about that?"
"But--"
Before KoriKakumon can say anything Lowemon already leapt away and was knocking out a Kuwagamon. "But I wanna do it! Waaaaaaaaaah!!"
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"Agh! What should we do, Myothismon?! These large Digimon are so unruly! They'll trample us for sure!" DemiDevimon quivered in fear. "I don't wanna get eaten again . . . !"
"Well these unruly Digimon will need a ruler then!" said Etemon. "Come on, we're evil Digimon, right? Then let's rule them! Who's with me?"
No one raised their hand nor made a peep.
"You're worse than a bunch of Elvis fans," Etemon grumbled.
"Says you," Myothismon spat. "Stupid monkey impersonator."
The dark and evil Digimon were cowering and running for shelter from the large Digimon. If they get eaten or crushed, who'll rule the world then? They have to run away to save their butts!
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Machinedramon and MetalSeadramon are our friends. They'll listen to us and help us here," Piedmon reassured. "Puppetmon, you help me."
"Uh-uh! No way am I helping! You can't convince them to help us! I may be a puppet with wood for brains but I'm not dumb enough as you," Puppetmon firmly put.
"Fine! Be that way, Pinocchio!" Piedmon huffed. "I guess I'll have to play my role in negotiating with them. By myself! Hmph!" He then rushed off towards MetalSeadramon and Machinedramon.
"There's no way those two'll help us," Pinocchio--Uh, I mean Puppetmon, said.
"Why's that," Arbormon asked.
"You could say it's a hunch," Puppetmon replied.
"I bet five hundred of my bat slaves that Piedmon is gonna fail," LadyDevimon said with a low cackle. "Deal?"
"A lady never bets," said Ranamon. " . . . But of course, I do love to gamble. Deal."
"Hey, Machinedramon! MetalSeadramon! Remember me?" Piedmon asked, running up to the two.
"Well, well, isn't it Piedmon?" MetalSeadramon said in an almost sing-song voice. "What do you want?"
"And hurry it up! I really want to meet my goal of swallowing more than fifty guests before he does," Machinedramon pointed towards a red version of him at the end of the mansion, called Chaosdramon. "Aww, crawp. He's swallowing a whole dumpster full of those humans who hid in it! Damn you!"
"Bitch!" Chaosdramon replied, hearing him and giving him the claw from far away.
"Asshole!"
"Weirdo!"
"You red Machinedramon rip-off! I'll sue!"
"Shut up! I need you two to help me!" Piedmon continued. "I'm negotiating with you two."
"Help on what?" MetalSeadramon asked.
"Join with me and the other human Digimon and you can be evil once again! We can become the Dark Masters once again and rule the Digital World!" Piedmon gloried on and on.
"Yeah. Whatever. Look, us big mega Digimon have formed our own evil organization from you human Digimon," MetalSeadramon.
"Oh really? What's it called?" Piedmon went on.
"League of Extraordinary Large Evil Dark Digimon," the serpent answered. "I'm chairman of the staff.
"I'm just a lowly body guard to that idiot over there," Machindramon sighed as his pistons in the back of his engines gave a hiss. "Damn you Chaosdramon!"
"He's Vice President," MetalSeadramon added.
"And to keep to our civic duties as part of the League, I hereby am to kick your ass to the moon," Machinedramon proclaimed.
"Wait a minute, you can't do this! I am a Dark Master! I was the leader of our clique so do as I say and join with me to rule the--"
Piedmon's sentence end there as Machinedramon kicked Piedmon's butt to the moon. "You'll regret this Machinedraaamooooooooooooooooooon . . . !"
"Ya know, being a bodyguard isn't so bad. At least I can kick people's butt," said Machinedramon. "Works really well for my anger management."
Puppetmon sighed. "Ya see? I toldja it wouldn't work."
"Hahahahahaha! More bat slaves to do my bidding! Pay up sister!" LadyDevimon cackled loudly.
"Not very lady-like to laugh that loud," Ranamon implied.
"Shove it, froggy."
"Good thing he's gone. He was kind of creeping me out," Devimon replied. "I really hate clowns. Especially him."
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"Hey, do we even get a say in this chapter before we get shot, sliced, drilled, and pureed in the next chapter, um Miss Author, ma'am?" Takato asked.
Author: You're getting one right now.
"Oh."
"Do I even get a creampuff in this chapter before the next one?" Guilmon wondered.
Author: Sorry, but maybe one will fall off a buffet table and roll to you.
"Yay!" Guilmon smiled.
"Do I get one too?" Calumon asked.
Everyone underneath SuperHeavyFatChubbyCalumon all screamed one word: "NO!"
"Awww . . ."
Author: Even I agree to say no to giving Calumon a creampuff but since my readers determine most of the outcome of stuff and demands, I'll listen to them . . .
Henry gave a cynical look. " . . . You readers out there, can you demand the Author to change a different Digimon partner for me? Or at least demand to give Terriermon a zipper for a mouth?"
"Hey what's wrong with me?" Terriermon wondered. "If I had a zipper for a mouth than where's the comedy gonna come from."
"What comedy?"
"Like when I keep saying Miss Pwetty Pants, me and my butt less chaps, momentai, giddy up Henry, Hi-ho Silver!, Guilmon's a pig, blah, blah, blah, etc . . . "
" . . . Those are seriously not funny."
"I'm not fat!" Guilmon shouted.
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A/N: That's the end of this short chapter. Next chapter coming right up . . . And sorry for the horrible Star War quote use in this story. I couldn't help myself. Gennai does remind me of something from a Star War movie. ;; Doesn't he? At least? A little? Maybe? Okay just review and ignore me for the moment. Bleh. Later.