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A/N I forgot remus is teaching muggle studies

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Chapter 3: Hogwats express and food fights

"Dad where are my dungbombs!" Harry shouted from his room in the Leaky Cauldron. This morning everyone was running around like headless chicens (can chickens run?) it was half past nine and they were going to be late for the train if they didn't hurry.

"I don't know son!" James shouted back.

"Damn Hermy have you seen the marauders map any where!" Askesd Zara

" No and don't call me Hermy!" exclaimed Hermione

An hour later everyone was on there to Kings Cross Station.Each of them walked onto platform 9and 3/4. The Four teens turned to say goodbye to James,Lily,Sirius and Remus but they wern't there. Felling slightly puzzled they walked onto the train.

"Let's go and put our luggage in a compartment and go find Slytherins." suggested Ron.

They did this and ran down the other end of the train where they knew Slytherins would be.

Meanwhile James Lily Sirius and Remus decided to sneak into the compartment and sit ther waiting for the teens to come back.

10 minutes later Ron was running down the train with Hermione over his shoulder and Harry was carrying Zara. They ran to their compartment and saw shadows inside. Harry put Zara down and then Ron put down Hemione. They all looked at each other and nodded.

Hermione slowly slid open the door suddenly there was a stream of hexes and curses coming from both adults and children. After they stopped Harry had his legs locked, Zara was in the full body bind and sirius had a gash above his left eye. The rest of them had the sense to use the shield charm.

"What are you doing on the train."asked Zara

"Well you see uh.....we're going to be teaching here." said Sirius

"Why didn't you tell us " said Harry

"We wanted it to be a surprise love." said Lily

"What are you teaching?" questioned Ron

"You'll have to wait and see." explained Remus

At that moment Head girl and boy burst into the compartment.

"Potter, Black we will be reporting you to your Head of house when we are in school ." said the headgirl with that they turned on their heel and left.

"Bet you three galleons that we get a 2 wekk detention for what we did to the Slytherins." said Harry.

The four teens walked into the great hall and sat at gryffindor table.The sorting had started.

" Blott Rose" called out Minerva. "RAVENCLAW"

"I am hungry how long will the sorting take." whined Zara

"Welcome back to the older student and wlcome to the newcomers. A few announcements before the feast starts." started Prof. Dumbledore "I would like to introduce some new staff members first Proffesor Potter(lily stood up) she will be teaching charms,Proffesor Potter (james stood up) who will be teaching Defence against the dark arts,Proffesor Lupin who will be teaching muggle studies and finally Proffesor Black who will be teaching Care of magical creatures.

There was a big round of applause after every adult and a bigger one for Lupin.

"I would like to rmind students that the Forrbidden forest is off limits to all students." Dumbledore continued. "Mr.Filch would like to remind you that fanged frisbees, dungbombs and portabble swamps are not to be used in the corridors." His gaze rested on Zara and Harry.

" Can Mr.Potter And Miss. Black please stay after the feast. And now let us eat!"

Everyone in the hall started to eat. Up on the teachers table Snape was sitting next to James (Hermione:uh oh

Me:Go back to eating)

"So potter here to stir up some trouble." spat Snape

"Leave us alone Snivellus." Sirius butted in.

"Pottters lapdog aren't you Black. Looks like your daughters the same."

Sirius knew he shouldn't fist fight now so instead he took a hand full of mash potato and threw it at Snape.

Harry saw this and bellowed "FOOD FIGHT"

All of a sudden there was mash potato and pumkin pie flying all over the place. After and hour

Dumbledore called it to a finish and told everyone to go to bed.

Zara and Harry were about to walk out when McGonagall told them to stay behind.

They walked out of the hall after being told that they were to serve a weeks detention with Lupin.

They met up with Ron and Hermione in the Charms Corridor and made there way up to Gryiffindor common room.

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