Naruto stepped out from under the shade of the massive gate's that protected the west most part of the city, trudging down the wide road that lead to the wind country.
"Stupid c rank mission, I don't want to go to the wind country, ambassador my ass," Naruto mumbled as he heaved a sigh ",well I best be off."
Leaping to the top of a tall tree Naruto began leaping to wards the wind countries border
A small village an hour east of the wind country border
"hmmm, I've never heard of 'Za Azuma Enkai Shiti'... well how bad can it be" (AN/ "za azuma enkai shiti" means "The East Ocean City" I was going for Atlantic City)
A creaking sound meet Naruto''s ears as he stepped onto the rotting boardwalk, wincing as he took another few steps,
"Hey kid," A deep voice sounded next to his ear, Naruto quickly whipped around to find a man struggling to stay on his feet. " could...hic...you spar some...hic... yen...to a...hic.... guy down on his...hic.....luck?"
" No way old man," The blond yelled. "hey...you look kind of familiar?" Naruto asked.
" No I don't kid, Ive never seen you in my life." The man said trying to stumble away.
" Holy shit...It can't be," Naruto said to himself " HEY ERO-SENNIN!!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT" the man yelled.
"Ha, it it you ero-sennin... but what are you doing here?" The kyubi container asked.
"Weeeeeeeeeeelllllll," The toad sennin seemed to get excited about explaining his favorite place. " It has a BROTHEL Naruto, a true to kami brothel and and you know what else it has?"
"No i don't, what could it be" Naruto answered in a bored sarcastic way.
" It has a CLOTHING OPTIONAL BEACH!" The mega pervert squealed.
"WHAT?"
"Yea, I haven't been there yet but the people in the casino," the sennin bragged " hey do you want to come with me?"
"well I'm not so su'."
"Of course you want to come."
"But I'm only thir'."
"Oh that don't matter."
"But.."
"Oh we'll have so much fun ..."
"But..."
"Ill get some new material for my next book."
"But...oh screw it, OK ero-sennin ill go with you" Naruto finished in a huff.
Naruto trudged behind the mega-pervert who was know prancing down the board walk singing as if he were in a karaoke bar .
"She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah."
"FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI SHUT IT" Screamed Naruto.
"You ungrateful whelp I was trying to lighten the mood." The sennin yelled back.
"Whatever I'm hungry , where can we get something to eat?" Naruto asked while caressing his stomach.
"Well theres that place I got that weird mushroom omlette..," The sennin ask himself. ", yea well go there."
2min after leaving the restaurant
Naruto sat on the boardwalk staring at his hands they seemed to be moving in and out of focus, starring at them for a few minute he suddenly burst out laughing and got the sudden urge to move around, getting up from his sitting position still laughing his face off he suddenly called out "HEY ERO-SENNIN LOOK I'M NEJI." and naruto began to spin and spin until he suddenly was stopped by a dark cloaked figure.
"You shouldn't be this careless naruto-kun" The figure uttered.
"IATCHI!!" Naruto yelled in fear,kicking naruto to the ground, Itachi tied a rope binding Naruto's hands and feet, and knocked him out.
Naruto awoke to the sound of crackling wood, he opened his eye's to find Jiraiya with his back to him, prodding him with his bound hands Naruto hoped Itachi had not killed him, the sennin awoke with a start.
" Ah I see you two are awake" A voice said from some where behind them, propping them both up onto there knee's.
"These will be your last moments" Itachi promised, Naruto quickly turned to his sensei.
"I love you sens..."
" I BEAT OFF TO YOUR SEXY NO JUTSU!!!" The ultra-pervert yelled interrupting Naruto.
"YOU WHAT!!," Naruto yelled back " I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
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well thats it for this chap, sorry for not updating for so long I just had a lot of chit going on