As Itachi was about to thrust the shimmering kunai into the now unconscious Jiraiya's skull everything became slow to Naruto as he wriggled out of his binds and ran at the exposed back of the akatsuki member.
"HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA" Naruto yelled as he gripped some white exposed cloth poking out of the waist band of the sharingan users pants. With all his might Naruto leaped straight up into the air. A ripping sound filled the air as Naruto flipped around a large branch and attached the string of Itachi's underwear to the branch.
Landing on his feet Naruto turned to make sure Itachi didn't get out of his wedgie. Laughter and gagging sounds filled the air as Naruto collapsed holding his side's, Itachi was wearing a...a thong.
"STOP LAUGHING," Itachi screeched in an extremely high pitched voice.
"HAHAHAHHA wouldn't Sasuke love to see this HAHAHAH."
"BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT THERE SO COMFORTABLE." Itachi screamed as Naruto threw Jiraiya and put him over his shoulder and headed toward a hotel.
The next morning Naruto leaped out the window and headed toward the boarder.
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sorry its so short, ill probably have another short one tomorrow