Kage Sannin: Before this fanfiction starts I would like to make several announcements. First of all, I assumed that the majority would like to see the KuramaxHiei pairing in this fanfiction, but most of the reviewers didn't seem to care or wanted me to not include the KuramaxHiei pairing at all, so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUSUKEXHIEI RULES OVER ALL! SCREW YOU YA KURAMAXHIEI FANS SCREW YOU!
Kage Sannin: so KuramaxHiei will no longer be included as I originally planned.
Kage Sannin: Also, I apologize to all the people who voted for Yukina as Touya, but it never once occured to me that that would work, and even now I just can't see it.
Kage Sannin: If any of the characters seem OOC please forgive me because this is my first fanfiction.
Itachi: Do you have nothing better to do than write a horrible piece of drivel and apologize continuously for it?
Kage Sannin: shut up and do the disclaimer!
Itachi: bored
Disclaimer: Kage Sannin does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Cardcaptors, or any of it's characters and couldn't care less.
Itachi: leaves
Kage Sannin: Alright here's the first chapter of Card Captor Hiei!
who ...?
Is calling me?...
A bell chimes in the distance, and a strange book appears with a winged boy enameled across the cover with the words THE CLOW.
The bell again chimes in the distance. A small figure is facing a brilliantly lit tower at night. He has spiky black hair with a small black and white star burst of hair, his eyes are large and the color of rubies. He is adorned in soft pink and strange clothes that sparkle slightly. He is holding a long pink wand. Another boy with bright red hair and blue eyes is floating beside him. He is wearing white robes and has a small horn on his forehead.
Cards fly through the air as if they were being called by the softly whispering wind. The rising moon makes the cards cast a shadow as they fly along with everything around them. The boy with ruby eyes is gazing at the tower as the moon reveals more of it's secrets when he notices a figure across from them. A figure watching him...with glowing yellow eyes. The boy slaps the wand to his hand and whispers something. The boy with red hair turns to him. Tiny wings appear on the small boy's shoes and the expression in his ruby eyes becomes glassy. Then without notice he jumps off the bullding...
Ring
Ring!
RING!
"SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF CRAP!"
RI-CRASH!
Hiei groggily opened his eyes to the day and sat up. His ruby orbs lightly scanned his room, and saw his alarm clock, completely broken on the floor. Hiei's eyes widened slightly at this and only then noticed the shinai in his hand. His eyes then showed slight confusion as to why he had a shinai in his hands and then immediately narrowed. He then twitched and fell back on his bed. Apparently he had grabbed his sword from the side of his bed as a reflex and smashed the clock. Hiei sighed, glared at the broken mess and thought 'that's the fifth one this month...
Hiei slowly walked toward his closet and stopped with his hand on the knob. His memory of the dream had only just hit him. "What was that?...how could any dream seem so real?" Hiei shook himself out of his thoughts and smirked, "you must be getting as soft as your father wants you to be Hiei." he said to himself. He then muttered "the man's delusional." He stared with distaste at his school uniform and it was obvious to anyone why. It was a girl's school uniform.
After pulling his uniform on and grabbing his bag and shinai he could not suppress his final thought. "Who were they?"
"Snicker"
"Don't say a word."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Damn you Touya!"
A boy with black hair and black eyes was laughing uproariously at Hiei. "Well, well, looks like the chibi monster is still stuck in drag!"
Hiei growled and twitched on the spot. "Shut up Touya!" Touya stopped laughing and smiled. "Okay...little sister." CRASH!
Touya laughed while his younger brother chased him around the kitchen looking livid and attempting to behead him with his sword.
"You're dead."
"Maybe if your head rose above that table, yeah."
That's when Sakkyo walked in through the kitchen with breakfast. "Fighting again you two?" Hiei glared at Sakkyo and said "why do you make me wear the girl's school uniform every year you psycho!" Sakkyo looked surprised and said, "because you are a girl Hiei." At this point Hiei lost it, and screamed "I'M A BOY YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN, HOW CAN YOU STILL BELIEVE I AM A GIRL AFTER 14 YEARS!"
Sakkyo ignored Hiei and plowed on saying "you look just like your mother, and you're growing up to be a fine young lady... Just like your mother!"
Hiei glared at his mother's picture which was of a very pretty and tall woman with long brown hair and sparkling blue eyes. There were multiple copies of this picture everywhere. Hiei twitched and screamed "WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!"
Touya by now looked rather bored and said, "Hiei is right you know, he is a boy even if he doesn't look it." Touya dodges a thrown bowl of fruit. "How do you think he feels always having to wear a dress or a skirt?"
Sakkyo smiled and said "children are so silly, go off and have fun on your first day of school now!"
With that he punted them both out the door and locked it. Hiei and Touya were both blinking on the floor outside and then both got up and screamed "WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST?"
Ching ching ching
Hiei leaped through the trees while his brother wheeled his bicycle below him. "Stop that, you're not a ninja." Hiei said "So?" "I hope you realize you're wearing a skirt." At that Hiei jumped down and walked besides him. Touya asked "what was all that noise this morning? Hiei twitched and said "what noise?" "I heard a load of bangs and crashes from your room." Hiei sweatdropped Touya then said, "It sounded like a girly midget beating up an alarm clock." SMASH! Yes people, Hiei has succeeded in whacking Touya with his shinai.
Touya recovered quickly from his concussion and they continued walking. A boy with long red hair and green eyes with the same uniform as Touya was at the next fence. He smiled and said "good morning Touya." Touya said "morning Kurama." Kurama then smiling said to Hiei "good morning Hiei." "Hn." Touya and Kurama both wheeled their bicycles with Hiei walking besides them. Kurama said "its your first day of school today too isn't it?" Hiei nodded. Kurama said dreamily "I loved middle school, I'm sure you will too." Touya's stomach then growled loudly. "I can't believe we didn't get breakfast." They then reached Hiei's school and as he headed for the entrance, and the others left, Kurama tossed Hiei something. Kurama smiled and said "see you later." Hiei blinked and looked at what he had caught. It was a piece of candy. Hiei blinked again and sweatdropped.
As the other two walked off into the distance, Hiei turned to head for the school, and was immediately bombarded by a bubbly cry of "KAWAII!" Hiei nearly jumped out of his skin and slowly turned around to see a girl with blue hair in a pony tail with purple eyes behind him. She was video taping him with a customized video camera. "Don't move Hiei, I need to capture this moment." Hiei looked annoyed and said "what moment?" The girl beamed and said "your first day of school for the semester!" She then said "you look great in your uniform, where did you get those socks?" Hiei had almost reached his twitching apex, and told her "one more word Botan, just one more word..." "Hahaha," Botan laughed nervously eyeing the shinai at Hiei's side.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH!" Hiei's twitching was increasing at an alarming pace, and Botan leaned foward and whispered "if you keep that up you're going to twitch yourself five feet under before he takes roll." "He" happened to be same person who was laughing and the teacher Mr. Kuwabara. Tall and lanky with curly orange hair, he continued laughing at his student. Hiei said in a deadly tone "I will kill you." Kuwabara continued laughing and said to him "now now, don't go talking to your teacher that way." Hiei really wanted to grab his shinai and commit murder, but killing a teacher wouldn't go down too well on his school record. Kuwabara stopped choking with laughter long enough to say "you're behind Botan, miss Jaganshi." Yes Hiei has reached his twitching apex with that statement. The glare that Hiei gave Kuwabara was pure evil. If looks could kill, Kuwabara would be dead, buried, and writhing in Hell. Several of the new students looked confused as to why the teacher was laughing at Hiei. Several other new students who happened to be boys were either wondering about his hair and if he was available or making remarks about his appearance. All the other students were completely used to it and were either ignoring it or watching the scene with an air of entertainment. Botan could no longer contain herself after a boy commented on Hiei's "fine ass" and started laughing uncontrollably. Hiei, unfortunately heard, and decided to throttle the boy, until Kuwabara pulled Hiei off of him.
"Silver bells, ringing bells, what merriness their tune foretells!" Hiei was ignoring the poem being read in class as usual for English and fiddling with his pencil. His mind then strayed to his dream, wondering 'why do I keep on thinking about it?' He then thought with a strange feeling, 'it feels like something is going to happen, but what?' He then looked down on his paper and and felt his eyes widen. He had drawn the boy from his dream. "Miss Jangashi, will you please read the next lines?" Hiei looked up and said "yeah sure..." "The bells, bells, bells, bells, bells..."
It was now practice for Hiei and Botan. Botan being a naturally bubbly girl was on the cheerleading squad, Hiei, was on the kendo team. Hiei enjoyed practice in particular because he got to beat people up with his shinai without getting in trouble and actually wear something guyish for a change. Botan liked practice for the fact that she liked cheerleading and because of one of the perks of having Hiei as a best friend. "Botan!" Botan looked up from her pompoms, smiled and said, "hi Yukina!" Yukina, a girl with green hair and red eyes smiled and said "look, the first kendo match of the year is starting." Botan said "isn't it just a practice match?" Ayame, a girl with black hair and purple eyes chimed in "not just any practice match, it's against that new hot shot transfer." Botan's eyes sparkled. "Really?" She then smirked and said, "who wants to bet on the duration of the match?" All the girls noticed Botan's cat face and smirked. Koto yelled "I bet 2000 yen that the new guy will go down within five minutes!" Juri then said "I bet 1000 yen that he'll be sent to the nurse's office if the idiot makes a comment on Hiei's height or appearance!" Botan smiled as the girls all clamored to place their bets. 'I've made 1,000,000 yen on these matches so far...'
Shinais littered the ground along with pompoms. The cheerleading and kendo squads had both abandoned their own practice abruptly to watch the match between Hiei and the new squad member. Hiei observed his challenger with an air of disdain. The boy Shishiwakamaru had decided to challenge him immediately after finding out that Hiei was the best starter on the team though he was not the captain. Shishiwakamaru smirked and said "why don't you put on the face guard, you don't want to damage that pretty little face of yours do you?" The older kendo starters smirked but said nothing while the newbies thought that Hiei must be really stupid not to wear the mask.
Hiei then smirked and said "only fools mouth off before the duel is over." The self appointed announcer yelled "READY!" Both fighters took their stances. "GO!"
Exactly one minute later the kendo and cheerleader teams were watching Shishiwakamaru get put on a stretcher and carried away to the nurse's office. Botan blinked and asked Hiei as he approached her, "what made you go berserk like that?" Hiei merely glared as she continued saying "I know that you usually get pissed off when someone says something about your height and your clothes but you usually don't go schizo on him." Hiei calmly answered "He commented on my skirt and I needed a reason to blow off some steam." "Oh," Botan said sweatdropping.
Hiei entered his house, took off his shoes, and made a beeline for the message board. When he got there the messages were as follows:
Hiei, I will be coming
home late so please
lock all the doors and
windows. I'm sure
that with your brother
here, that you won't
have to worry
about a defenseless
young lady like you
getting kidnaped
but just in case.
Dad
Oi, midget boy, I'll
be late coming home
cause of my new job
so lock up and don't
break anything. If
burglars come just
spoon feed them
that soup you made
and they'll be out
cold for hours.
Touya
Hiei was about to take down the memo's, burn them, and put the ashes in their soup when he heard a really weird noise coming from the library in the basement.
He descended into the library cautiously with a growing feeling of apprehension. Hiei walked through the book shelf's but found no one there. He was about to leave when something caught his eye. It was a brightly glowing book. Hiei blinked and thought 'did someone dunk that thing in glow in the dark paint?"
Taking the book out of the shelf he examined it's cover. After reading the words "The Clow" and seeing the winged boy on the cover he realized with a start that this was the book from his dream.
Shortly after realizing this, the book's clasp opens by itself. Hiei starts to feel very freaked out but opens the book. Strangely enough, it is full of cards. Hiei picked up the first card and read the title aloud, "Windy?"
At that one word a symbol began to glow brightly at Hiei's feet giving off an aura of extreme power. Then a great wind appeared from nowhere which scattered all the cards in different directions without leaving a trace.
Hiei dropped the book, very unnerved. Just when Hiei thought things couldn't get any weirder, the book again began to glow and a boy with red hair, blue eyes, and a horn rose out the book. A very familiar red haired boy, with blue eyes and a horn.
As the boy looked up and smiled at Hiei he realized with a jolt "he's the boy from my dream..." The boy's smile turned into a large grin and he then shouted "KOYANYACHIWA!" Hiei thought 'Osaka Ben?'
The boy who happened to be floating cross-legged in the air said cheerfully while still grinning like an idiot "My name is Jin the wind master, I'm the guardian of the Clow." Hiei said "The Clow?" "Yep," Jin said. "I watch after the Clow cards to make sure nothing,"gestures to the book of the Clow "happens", realizes that the book is empty "to... them ..."
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!" Hiei said "If you mean the imitation tarot cards they're all gone, this is the only one left." Hiei handed the Windy card to Jin. "Nooooo... how could this happen..." Jin said. Hiei sighed and said "I'll tell you later in my room but how am I supposed tell my father and brother that you're the guardian of the Clow?" "No problem" said Jin. And in an instant a very small chibi version of Jin was grinning cheekily and floating in the air. "Just say that I'm a stuffed animal."
A few moments later Hiei was busy bolting down his dinner at top speed. Sakkyo smiled and said "you're certainly hungry today." Touya snorted and said "maybe he wouldn't be so hungry if you gave us breakfast this morning." He then took a sip of his soup and said "the soup tastes sort of funky today." Sakkyo said "it is rather off today, maybe I put too much miso in it..." Hiei then finished his dinner grabbed some dessert and ran upstairs earning very odd looks from Touya.
"Gone... all gone..." Jin (who was back in his normal form of a teenage boy) was in a state of despair when Hiei came in. Jin said "Because my true form has been sealed I can't find the card's using my powers." Hiei walked to where he was, held up the cake on the bed and said "here..."
Jin who was noisily eating the cake said with his mouth full "So you opened the book, said Windy's name and they all scattered?" Hiei who had just finished explaining what happened to the cards nodded. " Jin swallowed, frowned and then said seriously "This is bad, I have to find those cards." Hiei asked "what are those cards anyway?" Jin said "they are things of great power and magic created by the most powerful magician of all time Clow Reed. They are extremely dangerous in the wrong hands so I was assigned to protect them." Jin paused and said "but I fell asleep." Hiei uncharacteristically face faulted while Jin continued saying "the noises that you heard earlier were my snores." Hiei twitched for the millionth time that day and said "just how long were you asleep?" Jin thought for a moment and said "thirty years."
Jin then continued saying "since you are the one who released the cards you have to help get them back." Hiei smirked and said "why would I help you when you were the one who was sleeping on duty?" Jin said "because you would be in the midst of pandemonium and chaos from the effects of these cards." Hiei said "and I would care why?" Jin realized that he was not about to get anywhere with Hiei with the way he was going right now so he switched tactics. Jin smirked and said "It's okay, I understand Hiei." Hiei's eyes narrowed and said "understand what?" Jin said "you're scared." Hiei glared and said "I do not get scared." Jin merely continued saying "I would probably be scared of such powerful magic too so it's alright." Hiei growled and said "why would a load of paper scare me?"
Jin smiled and patted Hiei on the head saying "you don't' have to act tough it's alright, you can be frightened." Hiei grabbed Jin's wrist and snarled "I am not scared." Jin smirked again and said "prove it."
Hiei knew when he was beaten so he glared and let go of his wrist. "What do I have to do?" Said Hiei. Jin grinned and picked up the book of Clow. "Since you managed to open the book you must have some magical powersJin then registered something in his mind and asked "whats your name?" "Hiei." said Hiei. "Okie doke stand over there Hiei." Jin gestured to the middle of the room and paused saying "um why are you in a dress exactly?" Hiei glared and said "I DON'T want to talk about it." Jin sweatdropped and said "ok you can tell me later."
Hiei walked to the center of the room and stood there and the room suddenly disappeared leaving him standing in the magic circle from before. "O key of capture." Jin intoned. A brightly shining orb appeared from the keyhole and floated over to Hiei. Jin continued saying "There is one who would enter a contact with thee! A boy named Hiei. O key grant this boy your power! Release!" In response to Jin the orb grew in blinding light which then became a pink wand with a winged beak. Jin said "take the wand!" Hiei while trying to ignore the light walked over to the wand and grabbed it. Jin grinned and said "you are now a card captor!"
The light vanished and Hiei's room reappeared. Hiei collapsed on the bed with the wand. Jin went over to him and said "are you okay?" Hiei glared and said "I'm fine." Jin said "I was just asking, yeesh." Just then a huge gust of wind blew into Hiei's room. Hiei ran to close the window but Jin stopped him saying "look!" Hiei looked and saw a huge blue white bird in the distance. Jin said "It's the fly card! Your first test has begun, now lets go!"
The Fly card has landed in a street shattering windows and blowing away trees while sending incredible blasts of wind every where. As Hiei approached at lightning speed the fly card gave out a shriek. "Damn that thing's loud!" Shouted Hiei. "And why couldn't I bring my shinai!" Jin who was flying alongside him shouted over the bird's shrieks, "a wooden sword is useless against Fly!" Another huge gust of wind blew and sent them flying. Jin caught Hiei by the collar and set him on the ground. Hiei scowled and said "how am I supposed to fight this overgrown turkey!" Jin yelled at Hiei as another gust nearly blew them away "Use the key I gave you!"
Hiei took the key out of his pocket and held it in front of him. The magic symbol glowed at Hiei's feet and he started to recite words he had never heard before but seemed to know by heart. "Key which contains the forces of darkness, reveal thy true form before me! I, Hiei, command thee under contract! Release!" As Hiei recited the key began to float and then grew into the wand. Hiei grabbed it, swished it through the air, twirled it like a baton, and then held it like a sword.
Hiei looked at the wand and then shouted at Jin "what am I supposed to do now, wave it and hope it gets scared and flys away!" Jin shouted "get closer to Fly and use the Windy card short stuff!" Hiei turned around and was about to pummel him with the wand when Fly came out of no where and nearly ran them over. Hiei and Jin ducked and started running. "Use Windy, Hiei!" Jin shouted while he flew. Hiei glared and said "how am I supposed to use the Windy card when- Hiei paused to duck when Fly divebombed them again. "-Fly thinks that it's a jet bomber!" "You're the card captor, you think of something!" Jin yelled as he ducked from another attack from Fly.
Hiei thought for a moment and started running at top speed with Fly following close behind. Before Jin could ask Hiei what he was doing a blast of wind blew him into the sky. "Hieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Yelled Jin as he was blown away. Hiei then ran at the wall and used it to launch him directly onto the Fly card. Hiei then took out the Windy card and said "O wind, lend me thy power! Become a chain that binds!" Hiei then threw the card and struck it with his wand. "Windy!" Windy emerged and quickly sent numerous ribbons of wind around Fly which left it helpless. Fly fell to the ground completely bound from head to toe. Hiei leaped off and said "Return to thy true form! Clow card!" He then struck Fly with the wand and it glowed and returned to card form. Hiei walked over to the card, picked it up, and collapsed.
"Great job!" Yelled Jin, as he flew quickly over to Hiei and helped him up. "You were excellent for a beginner!" He said beaming. Hiei glared and said "are all the cards going to be this annoying?" Jin grinned and said "if you mean exciting they're easily twice so or more!" Hiei grimaced and looked at the card in his hand. "Now what am I supposed to do with this?" Jin grinned even wider and said "use it and find out?" Hiei touched the card with his wand and said "Fly!" The card glowed and the wings on the wand grew larger. Hiei stared at the wand and mounted it. Hiei and Jin both started flying through the night sky. Hiei closed his eyes as he felt the wind blow gently through his hair, and then looked at the brightly lit city below. Jin smiled and said "I look forward to working with you Card Captor Hiei." Hiei closed his eyes and said "yeah." And then for the first time in a while he opened his eyes and smiled as they flew off into the distance.
Kage Sannin: Damn that took a long time! Now I know how the other authoresses felt when they were writing their fics!
Kage Sannin: Now that I have finished the first chapter the other chapters will come quite often and believe me when I say that it will not take months like with this chapter.
Seto: Ignores
Kage Sannin: The Shadow card's next so see ya next time, and please review!