Kage Sannin: It's now the second chapter of Card Captor Hiei, yay!

Seto: What was that you were saying about not procrastinating...?

They both pause to watch Hiei chase Jin

Hiei: Die you damned wind demon!

Jin: It's not like you can hurt me.

Hiei: smirks

Hiei: Key which contains the powers of darkness, reveal thy true form before me! I Hiei command thee under contract! Release!

Jin: laughs

Jin: You only have one card so far!

Hiei: Mallet card! Release!

The wand becomes a large pink mallet

Jin: 00

Jin: That's not a Clow card!

Kage Sannin: bored I created this card specifically for this purpose.

Jin: runs

The two watch Hiei chase Jin with the mallet while laughing maniacally before continuing the conversation

Kage Sannin: C'mon I'm new at this!

Seto: That doesn't change the fact that you procrastinated.

Kage Sannin: ...oh shut up you know it all.

Seto: Better than a know nothing.

Kage Sannin: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! You're impossible!

Kage Sannin: But I love you anyway.

Seto: Backs away

Kage Sannin: I knew that would scare you. Bwahahahahahaha...

Seto:...

Kage Sannin: I would like to say something about Hiei's uniform. While Touya's school uniform is identical to the one Kinomoto Touya wears in Card Captor Sakura, Hiei's uniform is not the one that Sakura wears. He wears the traditional sailor fuku. It almost identical to the sailor fuku the girls in Sailor moon wear, which is blue with a red bow. The only difference is that the sleeves are short and puffed up. The boys at Hiei's school wear the traditional military style uniform like in Yu-Gi-Oh and yes, Yu Yu Hakusho. The color to match the girl's uniform is dark blue. The more preppy guys wear it open with a white shirt and a black tie. ... Yes I did make these boy's uniforms up. Don't mock me!

Kage Sannin: Thanks to all those who reviewed so far, and another thanks to Buttered Onions for the shout out!

Kage Sannin: Seto is my editor so he's doing the disclaimer for this chapter.

Seto:

Disclaimer: Kage Sannin does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Cardcaptors, or any of it's characters and couldn't care less.

Kage Sannin: Alright so now let's get this show on the road!

It was morning at the Jaganshi household and everyone was waking up to the day. Sunlight streamed through the window onto a peacefully sleeping figure. Even with the bright beams of light on him he still slept untill...

"Hiei! Hiei! You're supposed to wake up early today Hiei! WAKE UP!" The last scream finally jerked Hiei from slumber land leaving him staring blearily at the floating boy in front of him.

The red haired boy said happily "Ohayo Hiei chan!" Hiei stared at him for several more seconds registering the fact that 1) there was a floating boy in his room 2) He released all the Clow cards yesterday so he is now a Card Captor and 3) Jin just called him Hiei "chan." Hiei growled at him and grabbed Jin's collar saying "what are you doing in my room, why are you in that form and why did you call me Hiei chan?"

Jin who was completely unfazed by this said cheerfully "A good morning would be nice to hear but in any case, you let me stay in your room remember?" Hiei blinked and grudgingly recollected his memories of the previous day. Jin continued saying "I prefer staying in this form though it is not my true form and besides, I can change into plush form in an instant." Hiei glared and said "what about the last question?" Jin grinned and said "you really don't expect me to call you anything but Hiei chan do you?" Hiei was about to protest by using the boy as his new punching bag but then thought that arguing with Jin was only going to give him a headache and wasn't even worth his time.

Hiei sighed and sat back down on the bed. Jin, who was now floating cross legged in the air said "take a look at the card you captured yesterday." Jin threw Hiei the Fly card. Hiei caught it and examined the card closely. Hiei noticed that his signature was on the card in romanji. Hiei stared and said "I never signed this thing." Jin grinned and said "it's your magical signature that shows that you are the one who has captured the card." Just then, from downstairs Touya yelled "breakfast!" Hiei yelled in response "hai!" and went downstairs for breakfast.

Hiei came through the kitchen door in his uniform and sat down at the table. Touya, who was making breakfast calmly stated "you could say good morning for once." Hiei scowled but nothing. Then Touya said " I'm surprised that you actually woke up without breaking the alarm clock, there must rain today." Hiei had just chucked a large apple at Touya's head when Sakkyo came in. "Now Hiei you shouldn't throw things at your brother, it is very unlady like." A vein appeared on Hiei's head as he screamed "YOU STUPID DELUSIONAL BA-!" At that moment Touya had put down Hiei's food and Sakyo, completely unfazed then cheerfully said "time to eat."

Hiei would have continued yelling but he remembered that he still had many things to do before school so he instead decided to ignore his father and eat his food as quickly as possible. Immediately after finishing he grabbed some onigiri and was about to dash up to his room when Touya said "what are you doing?" Hiei froze on the step he was on and turned around to glare at his brother. "Going to my room." Touya then raised his eyebrows and asked "why do you need take onigiri to go to your room?" Hiei then said "because." There was a long silence and Hiei resumed going upstairs. Touya blinked several times, shrugged and then went to wash the dishes.

"Arigato, Hiei chan!" Hiei twitched once and grabbed his bag while Jin was stuffing himself with the onigiri." Jin gulped his food and said "you off to school now?" Hiei replied "yes" and continued grabbing things from his room. Hiei looked at Jin and said "The old psycho and Touya will be out most of the day." "You can watch the t.v. and play some video games untill I get back." Hiei then paused and reached into his drawer for something. A few seconds later he had the key of the CLOW in his hand. It was now attached to a gold chain. Hiei put the chain around his neck and tucked the key into his uniform and attached his shinai to his side. He then walked out muttering "don't make a mess." Jin waved good bye happily and then smiled. His smile turned into a cheeky smirk once Hiei left the room and he said to himself "no chance of me making a mess."

Hiei quickly ran through the streets. His speed nearly knocked several people over as he ran. "Good morning Hiei." Hiei stopped dead to see who had just greeted him and came face to face with Kurama who was busy tending the flower bushes in front of his house. "Off to school now, it's a little early isn't it?" Hiei merely nodded as he registered the fact that the route that he took to school that morning went right by Kurama's house. Kurama smiled and said "I bet you're on class duty today." Hiei started to get impatient and tapped his foot but replied with another nod. Kurama pulled several flowers off one of the bushes and handed him to Hiei. "I bet these would look nice in you classroom." Hiei was about to say that the class didn't need any flowers when Kurama merely smiled again and went into his house saying "have fun at school." Hiei blinked at the flowers in his hand and continued running thinking. He needs to stop doing that.

When Hiei arrived at the classroom it was empty just as he suspected. He placed his bag at his desk and was about to get to work when Botan entered. "Good morning Hiei." Botan chirped happily as she walked in. Hiei looked up from the cupboard that he was rummaging in and said "You don't have duty until next week." Botan waved off Hiei's reply and said "can't you say good morning like a normal person?" Hiei scowled and said "why does everyone tell me that." Botan smiled and said "because it's true." Botan then said "I came here because I had something to show you." Hiei walked over to the board, started wiping it down, and said "if it's another picture of a cat I don't want to see it." Botan ignored his comment and said "I just got a new video camera the other day and decided to try it out." Hiei finished wiping down the board and put the flowers on the window sill before saying "and...?" Botan continued saying "and I decided to film things in the night sky and happened to come across something interesting."

Hiei began to have a feeling of dread come over him and said while trying to hide the nervous tone in his voice, "something interesting?" Botan's smile grew wider and slightly sinister and said "yep see for yourself." Botan pulled a video camera out of her bag and set it on the table with the digital screen out. Hiei walked over to the camera with growing dread and apprehension. Botan started the video. A beautiful starry sky was shown with a cresent moon and two small figures flying across it. Hiei said calmly as possible "very interesting." Botan then said "here's the close up." She pressed the button and Hiei and Jin were both very clearly seen on the screen flying. Just when Hiei thought things couldn't get any worse a very familiar voice said "whatcha looking at Hiei chan?" Hiei looked up slowly to see Jin standing there in the boy's uniform with his trademark grin on his face. Botan looked at the video and then Jin and said "it's uncanny."

Kuwabara stared sleepily at the class for a few seconds before saying "we have a new student. Introduce yourself." Jin grinned at the class and said "Hello, I'm Jin Kazuki, it's nice to meet you." The class all muttered "hello Jin," and various other greetings while Hiei was banging his head against his desk. Botan remarked sardonically "you're going to hurt yourself like that."

"Ahhhhhh!" Jin sighed as he stretched himself on the picnic blanket that Botan spread for the three to eat lunch on. "It's good to be outside again." Hiei glared and snarled "what are you doing here at school Jin?" Jin glanced at him and said "I need to keep an eye on you in the event that a Clow card appears." Hiei growled "I don't need your help." Jin said in a singsong tone "yes you do." Botan was staring at the two arguing and excitedly said to Hiei "Introduce me." Hiei said "this is Jin Kazuki, or I should say Jin the Windmaster." Jin piped in saying pompously "and the guardian of the Clow cards!" Botan said in confusion "Clow cards?"

Several boys play dodge ball happily. The shadows on one of the boys come to life briefly before returning back to normal.

"And that's how Hiei chan became a card captor." Botan sat sparkly eyed. "That's amazing! Hiei's a magical hero who protects our town from evil." She paused and said "wait, Hiei chan?" She smiled at Hiei mischievously and said "you never let anyone call you Hiei chan before." Hiei glared at her but said nothing. Botan sensed that he didn't want to talk about it so though she wanted to tease him more she instead said "show me some magic!" Hiei stared and said "what?" Jin then said "it's alright, there's no one around!" Hiei gave up any attempts at arguing and took out his key and said "key which contains the forces of darkness, reveal thy true form before me! I Hiei command thee under contract! Release!" Botan stared at the wand in awe. "Cool now do a spell!" Hiei scowled and said "I can't do any magic without a Clow card." With that Jin took the Windy card out of his pocket. Hiei stared at him and said "why do you have that?" Jin said in a matter of fact manner "you can't do magic without the Clow card just like you said right?" Jin smirked as he saw Hiei's anger levels starting to rise. Botan asked "do you have a pose?" Hiei nearly fell over. "What?" Botan then said "all magical girls have special poses and spells." "I'M NOT A GIRL!"

Later in the afternoon all the students leave. The shadows of some of the students stick together and slip away simultaneously.

The next day Hiei arrived at school with Jin and saw a crowd of students. They went over to the crowd. Jin asked "what's going on?" Botan said after seeing Hiei "Oh Hiei!" Yukina then said "look!" Hiei froze while Jin's eyes narrowed. A load of desks and other various furniture and equipment were piled up high in the courtyard. Hiei asked Botan "what happened?" Botan shrugged and said nobody knows, it's been like this since this morning." Hiei and the other's ran to their classroom. Hiei stopped dead and said "oh no." All of the desks in their classroom were also piled up. Yukina said "this is terrible." Juri then said "what are we going to do?" Koto stared at the pile of desks and said "I guess we have to clean it up." Everyone groaned and started to remove desks from the pile. Jin said seriously to Hiei "do you know what this means." Hiei said sarcastically while grabbing a desk "that someone has no life?" Jin ignored Hiei's comment and said "this is the work of a Clow card."

"What card could possibly screw up the school like that?" Hiei, Jin, and Botan were all in Hiei's bedroom pondering the strange events at school. "I don't know..." said Jin. Then he promptly said "but as a card captor it's your job to figure it out." Hiei sat lost in thought. Jin then said "we should go back to the school." "What?" said Hiei. "Why now?" Botan then said "you're right." Both Hiei and Jin looked at her in surprise until Botan chriped "it might be unsafe so I'll come with you!" Hiei blinked confusedly. "But-" Botan with stars in her eyes said "I can finally see you in action and record your plights!" Hiei said "Why-" Jin then said "alright all three of us will go!" "Wha-" Jin and Botan yelled "alright!" "SHUT UP!"

Hiei was standing impatiently at the gates with Jin. Hiei twitched and then said angrily "she's late." Jin sweatdropped and said "be patient Hiei chan, it hasn't been long." Hiei twitched again but stayed quiet. Just then a black car pulled up with a van just behind it. Hiei and Jin stared as Botan came out of the car. "Sorry I'm late" said Botan sheepishly. Before Hiei could reply four women in suits and sunglasses came out of the car and the van. Botan smiled and said "these are my bodyguards." Hiei blinked as the bodyguards bowed and Hiei and Jin bowed back. Botan then said to the bodyguards "please come pick me up when I contact you." The women nodded and then left in the car.

Hiei and Jin stared as they left. Botan then grinned and grabbed Hiei by the wrist and dragged him over to the van after flinging the door open with one hand. Hiei struggled and yelled "what are you doing!" Botan continued dragging him and said "we have to get you changed!" "WHAT!" Hiei looked into the van to see racks and racks of costumes. Hiei glared daggers at the costumes and turned his head slowly to Botan. Jin then came over saying "a card captor has to look his part!" Hiei then snarled "these are girl's clothes!" Botan scoffed saying, "it's not like you like wearing boy's clothes anyway." Jin then blinked and asked Botan "He doesn't like to wear boy's clothes?" "Well..." said Botan. "Once he wore a normal boy's pair of shirt and jeans and he fidgeted the whole day, he's so used to girl's clothes that he can't wear anything else." Jin glanced at the fuming Hiei and then smiled and teased him saying "how cute." Hiei socked him and Jin then got up with a bump on his head and then quickly said "time to get changed." And then pushed Hiei into the van."

"You look great!" Hiei glared at Botan. Hiei was wearing a red cape with a large bow attached and a red hat over tight blue pants and a short sleeved blue and white blouse Jin then smiled and said to Hiei without his usual teasing tone "you look very cute." Hiei blushed slightly and growled "shut up." Botan then said to Jin "you have to get changed too." Jin said "huh?" before getting pushed into the van as well. He came out a minute later in a red cape over a red shirt with yellow lining, white sleeves and dark blue pants. Botan beamed while filming, and said "now you two match!" Jin grinned and rubbed the back of his head and said "you think so?"

CRASH! Hiei quickly turned around. Jin asked "what's wrong?" Hiei said "I sense something." Jin then suddenly froze and said "a Clow card's here." Suddenly a statue came hurtling from around the school and crashed into the concrete. Everyone jumped back. Jin yelled "keep calm!" Hiei then yelled " how is it floating!" Botan then yelled "Hiei, look!" She pointed at the statue's shadow which was being moved by another shadow's hands. Hiei quickly looked up and yelled at Jin "there's a shadow but no one's there!" Jin then muttered "shadow.." The shadow then hurled the statue at them again. They all scattered and started to run. Hiei growed "damn it" while running around. Jin then shouted "Hiei, it's the Shadow card!" "What!"

Promptly after having that said, hundreds of shadows quickly slither from the school towards them. Hiei snarled and yelled "stay with Botan!" He then ran towards the hundreds of shadows while pulling out his key. Hiei then chanted "key which contains the powers of darkness, reveal thy true form before me! I Hiei command thee under contract! Release! The key grew into the wand and he swished it through the air twice and twirled it like a baton before holding it ready.

"So that's his pose" Botan said while recording. She beamed and said "he's so cool!" Hiei then took out the Windy card and said "Windy become a chain that binds!" Windy came out and slashed right through the shadows that kept on coming. "Look out Hiei chan!" yelled Jin. "Crap" said Hiei and then yelled "Fly!" He then flew straight up on his wand narrowly avoiding the flood of shadows. Jin said "the shadows must have been stolen from the students, Hiei can't handle that many at once." Botan said worriedly "isn't there something we could do?" Jin then said "if there was light the student's shadows would all disappear only leaving Shadow but it's nightime right now so-" Botan beamed and said "leave it to me!" and then ran off. "What?" Jin said before following her to the school.

Hiei continued flying through the air catapulting through the air and rocketing to avoid the barrage of desks being thrown at him. Hiei growled "I can't summon Windy like this." Then one of Shadow's hands came from out of nowhere and grabbed Hiei's wand. "Let me go!" snarled Hiei as he struggled to get free. Just then all the lights in the school and in the courtyard came on causing all the shadows to retreat and shrink away. Hiei flew off after being released and said "there's no shadows now!" "Over here Hiei!" Hiei turns around to see both Jin and Botan waving from the window. Hiei yelled "thanks!" Jin then suddenly yelled "look, in that corner!" A phantom made of a shadow lurked in one of the courtyard's corners.

Hiei flew quickly towards Shadow while avoiding blasts of shadows. Hiei then took out Windy and yelled "Windy become a chain that binds!" Windy quickly came out and bound Shadow. Hiei landed and grabbed his wand which had returned to normal and yelled "Return to thy true form! Clow Card!" and struck the Shadow card which was sealed into a card that Hiei caught. Jin and Botan ran over. "Great job Hiei chan!" said Jin while patting him on the back. "You were amazing Hiei!" Botan said while sparkly eyed.

The next day Hiei ran through the halls of the school with Jin. They stopped and asked Yukina who had been passing by "have you seen Botan." Yukina smiled and said "she's in the audiovisual room." "Thanks" Jin said as they ran to the audiovisual room. They went in and Hiei said "we wanted to thank you for your help yesterday-" They stop to see Botan watching the screen enraptured. Hiei is seen struggling against Shadow. Botan squealed "it came out perfectly!" Hiei twitched and said "why would you record that?" Botan chirped "I don't want to miss a single second of your captures! Call me whenever you're going to capture a card!" Hiei said "why-" Botan continued saying "I will record every capture you make as your chronicles!" Hiei fell silent and started to twitch as Botan said "I'll make you and Jin a new costume every time! You need more lace and ribbons on your costumes." Jin said "sparkles would be cute on him too." As the chattering blended together in the background the t.v. screen showed Hiei and Jin flashing a victory sign and smirking.

Kage Sannin: The procrastination must stop!

Seto: Stop whining.

Hiei finally chases Jin into the wall and whacks him

Kage Sannin: ignores Seto

Kage Sannin: The chapters will come much faster now since it is winter break.

Seto: mutters or so you say...

Kage Sannin: quickly turns around in a Yuuko fashion with flashing eyes

Seto: turns his head quickly to avoid the stare

Kage Sannin: For any questions, comments, or advice please review!