Kage Sannin: YAY! IT'S CHAPTER 4! throws confetti
Kage Sannin: Because I've started to get the hang of writing more quickly I'm going to start two new fanfictions!
Kage Sannin: OI! COME OUT YOU TWO!
Jiraiya: appears
Orochimaru: appears
Orochimaru: What? I was busy.
Jiraiya: whining I was writing the next chapter of my new saga Make Out Insanity.
Kage Sannin: Ho ho ho ho ho...
Kage Sannin: These two are the stars of the new comedy/romance fiction I'm writing! Or rather, Jiraiya is the star and Orochimaru is his rival one day to become lover! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Orochimaru and Jiraiya: ... -
Kage Sannin: The story will take place when Jiraiya and the other sannins are just gennins. It will be a humor/romance fiction as I said it would be. The pairing as mentioned above will be OrochimaruxJiraiya. It will be much zanier and insane, so to speak, than Card Captor Hiei. Not saying anymore!
Kage Sannin: I'll probably start writing this fiction after I finish this chapter. And if I don't start then, then in any case the first chapter of the fiction will be out by the time chapter 8 of this fiction comes out. Haven't thought up a title for it yet but if you're a fan of yaoi from Naruto watch out for it!
Kage Sannin: After chapter 8 of this fiction I will start a fiction that takes a different mood than my other fictions.
Kage Sannin: Doumeki kun and Watanuki kun, come out please!
Doumeki: appears
Watanuki: appears
Watanuki: Why do I have a bad feeling about this...
Doumeki: Isn't it obvious?
Watanuki: SHUT UP! bristles
Kage Sannin: After chapter 8, I will be starting a purely romance fiction if not romance/drama, about Doumeki and Watanuki's reluctant love for each other. It's going to be very different from the happy go lucky tone of my other fanfictions because although it will include humor the genre will be mostly romance, and has a much darker and more gloomy tone to it.
Kage Sannin: Both stories mentioned above will be serial stories like Card Captor Hiei so if you're going for a short read it is not for you at all whatsoever.
Kage Sannin: That doesn't mean that I will stop writing this fiction however so don't worry. This fiction is my top priority at the moment.
Kage Sannin: I bet you're all wondering what's with chapter 8. The people who watched Card Captor Sakura will know what is special about this chapter but for every one else you'll just have to find out!
Kage Sannin: Now to answer questions from the readers!
Kage Sannin: This is Keda Jaganshi's question.
Kage Sannin: Why did I choose Jin to be Kero. Well, their personalities are rather similar for one thing. Then there's the fact that they both have accents. The main reason for choosing Jin to be Kero however, is the fact that Jin floats around like Kero and is rather chirpy and teasing. Plus he just looks cute!
Kage Sannin: This is Shadow Dragon 394's question.
Kage Sannin: That wasn't in the series actually, but it is real. It's a CD cover for one of their official soundtracks. It's basically a group picture where Hiei and the others are wearing matching outfits and smiling for the camera. But while Kuwabara and Kurama are smiling Yusuke is teasingly trying to kiss him while Hiei looks annoyed and is trying to keep him away with his elbow. There are a lot of real pictures outside of the anime with YusukexHiei implications. For example, there is a summer water scene with the whole lot of them wearing white and playing in the water. Yusuke is grinning his head off with his arm around Hiei, while Hiei is happily smiling. Another favorite of mine is a festival scene in which the main cast are all in yukatas (summer kimonos) and Yusuke has one arm around Hiei and with the other arm is trying to feed a rather annoyed looking Hiei cotton candy. Everyone else is watching looking either amused or surprised.
Here is the site in which I found most of the above images:
http: Sannin: THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS IMPORTANT TO THE READERS OF THIS STORY SO PLEASE READ OR YOU WILL BE VERY CONFUSED. YES, THE WHOLE TEXT OR AT LEAST THE PART IN BOLD NEAR THE BOTTOM.
Kage Sannin: This is an answer to a question from YaoiCyberCat. You asked whether the "Touya" that is Hiei's older brother in this fiction is Touya the ice demon from Yu Yu Hakusho or the one from Card Captor Sakura. Deep down I knew that this question would come someday since I don't think I ever specified the hair color. But since you asked I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! sobs stops sobbing Gomen nasai if I freaked you out because it didn't make me depressed or anything it just made me think. Yes, the Touya in the story was intended as the one from Yu Yu Hakusho because all of the characters in this story are from it. I assumed that everyone would think so because of the way the story is set up. But after thinking about the Touya from Card Captor Sakura would make much more sense as Hiei's older brother than the one from Yu Yu Hakusho. The Touya in Yu Yu Hakusho is a green or blue haired demon with no discernable personality from what I know and hasn't spoken to Hiei even once. In fact, the only reason I chose that character to be Touya was because he had an icy demeanor and the same name as the big brother in Card Captor Sakura. Also there was the fact that there was no other guy to cast as his brother. I was debating on whether to use Koenma or Touya in the beginning but since I have a different role for Koenma and the other male characters that I actually know and care about in Yu Yu Hakusho have other jobs or simply don't suit the image I had to use Touya. But after examining the casting of the Jaganshi family the Touya from Card Captor Sakura would make a lot more sense as Hiei's brother. Both Sakkyo and Hiei have black hair and so does the Touya from Card Captor Sakura. All three of them look similar in the way two brothers and a father would. The Touya from Yu Yu Hakusho's personality is nothing alike the one from Card Captor Hiei's and wouldn't make sense unless the characters are ooc. And plus I just like the Touya from Card Captor Sakura better so the Touya in Card Captor Hiei is the one from Card Captor Sakura. I don't know if Kurama will like him as Yukito does in Card Captor Sakura (probably not) but in any case Touya will not like Kurama (in that way) If anyone has a problem feel free to digress.
Itachi: Why do you always take so long in explaining things...
Kage Sannin: freaks out
Kage Sannin: What are you doing here?
Itachi: Being your teammate and rival.
Kage Sannin: Whatever.
Itachi: ...
Kage Sannin: YOUR TURN TO SAY THE DISCLAIMER JIRAIYA!
Jiraiya: YOSH!
Jiraiya:
Disclaimer: Kage Sannin does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Cardcaptors, or any of it's characters and couldn't care less.
Kage Sannin: Okay let's star... falls asleep
Itachi: Somehow, I knew that would happen.
It was a lovely sunny day with cumulus clouds drifting across the sky. Hiei was staring outside the open window silently feeling the sun on his face. A friendly breeze touched his face lightly. Hiei took a deep breath of the fresh air and said "I hate sunny days."
Jin sweatdropped as Hiei withdrew from the sunlight like a vampire and walked into the closet to get dressed. His voice came from the closet saying "it's too happy and cheery." Jin said in an exasperated tone "why are you such a grumpy person." Hiei remained silent and came out of the closet in light blue vest that zipped up with a hood, white turtle neck sweater, and a light blue skirt. Jin blinked several times and then said after a moment of trying to get his thoughts back in order. "Why are you dressed early today? You usually sleep in." Hiei grimaced and said "I'm going on a picnic with Botan." "Oh" said Jin simply. Jin was floating in the air cross legged as well as upside down. Hiei said after a moment's pause "you're supposed to come along." Jin grinned and said "I was hoping that you might say that."
Hiei came down the stairs and sat down at the table. "Your mood is more cheerful than usual kaijuu." Hiei glared at his brother but said nothing. Sakkyo came in with breakfast and said "you do seem rather happy today." Hiei twitched and said "what makes you think I'm happy? It's sunny out..." Touya said with his eyes closed "that's why." Hiei snarled "I hate sunny days!" Touya said in a matter of fact tone "In your case when you say you hate something you usually like it a lot. Like when you said that you hated sweet things. Oh and when you say you hate wearing girl's clothes." "POW!" Hiei glared angrily at his brother after he had socked him, and Sakkyo said smiling as usual "what are you doing today?" Hiei started to eat and said "going on a picnic." Touya then said "No you're not." Hiei looked at him and said "why not?" Touya brought over the chore board and said "you've got all the chores today remember?"
Flash Back:
Touya is cleaning the dishes and Hiei walks up to him. "Yukina's got a recital and I have to go..." Touya looks at him and says "Alright I'll switch with you, but you'll have to do all the chores on Sunday." Hiei nods."
End Flash Back
Hiei glared at the chore board. Touya finished eating and said "I'm off!" as he got up and left. Sakkyo got up smiled at Hiei and said "be good now" as he left the room as well. The door closed behind him and Hiei glared again at the board. Hiei pulled out his cell phone and dialed a number and said "It's Hiei, I can't come today..."
Hiei ran by with the vacuum cleaner while Jin was putting clothes inside the washing machine. Jin sighed as he continued to dump the random articles of clothing into the washer, and said "the picnic was going to be so much fun..." Hiei ran the vacuum over the floors in the living room. He then picked up a feather duster and started to dust away the lint that had gathered. While dusting the edge of the carpet he saw a corner of something sticking out of it. He pulled it out of the carpet curiously and examined it. It was a Clow card with a beautiful wood spirit on it. Hiei blinked and said "Woody? Why do all of these titles end with 'y'?" Hiei then thought "better go find Jin." and walked off.
Jin was waiting by the washing machine humming placidly when it suddenly stopped. "Huh?" said Jin as he turned to the washing machine. He examined it for several seconds and then opened the lid to peer inside. Since he still could not see much he went into plush mode and floated down to examine the wash more closely. "Jin!" came Hiei's voice. "Yeah, umph?" said Jin as the lid of washing machine fell on him knocking him into the machine. Hiei entered the room and looked around. He then shrugged and put the card into his pocket before running off to start mopping. A few moments later, the lid opened and Jin emerged gasping for breath. He then said panting "a guardian shouldn't have to put up with this kind of humiliation." He then saw Hiei run by muttering something about going out for ice cream later. Jin then smiled and said "But I can put up with it for Hiei-chan."
A while later Hiei entered the darkened library with the vacuum cleaner and started to vacuum with it. Just a few moments later the vacuum began to make a strange noise. "Hoe?" said Hiei, as he lifted up the vacuum cleaner. After looking at it, he realized that a dirty card was stuck to it. Hiei pulled off the card looking annoyed and muttered "this thing is drenched in ink..." A closer examination proved it to be another Clow card. Hiei muttered "they're just popping up today... Better get a towel." He set the cards down on a table and went to leave the room. Once he left the room the phone rang, and Hiei ran to answer it. "Hello?" Sakkyo's voice came through the phone and said "Hiei? Is there a blue envelope on the dining room table?" Hiei, who was conveniently next to the table looked and said "yeah." "Please bring it to me at the bus stop, I need it for my presentation today." Hiei nodded and said "Hai." and then grabbed the envelope and ran out. "Oi Jin, watch the house!" Jin looked up and said "Huh?" Meanwhile, sunshine came in through the window and shone on the table where the Clow cards lay. The ink on the card dissolved to show a cute white and light blue spirit.
A bus pulled away to reveal an annoyed looking Hiei. "The old man needs to keep track of his things..." He then turned to walk away. "Hello Hiei." Hiei jumped and turned around to see Kurama smiling at him. Hiei attempted to get his heart rate back to normal while thinking "where the hell did he come from?" "What are you doing?" Kurama asked. "Errand." said Hiei. "Ah," said Kurama. "Would you like to have lunch with me?" Hiei said "I have to get back-" "Great!" interrupted Kurama and proceeded to drag him to a restaurant. Hiei twitched at the sight of the sign which said ham ham with the picture of a hamster on it. He then saw a waiter suddenly look at them. "Touya?"
Hiei is sitting at a table with a sundae in front of him while Touya is putting down three huge plates of food. Hiei stared and said "three extra large meals..." Touya said "he eats three times the amount as I do." Hiei twitched as Kurama laughed and said "yes I do have a rather healthy appetite don't I? Hiei sweatdropped and turned to his brother saying "they kicked you out of the aquarium already?" Hiei then blinked as he found his brother already serving different customers.
Hiei entered his house noting the laundry that hung outside drying in the breeze. He then entered his room to find Jin completely conked out and drooling on the bed, while muttering something about beef sandwiches. Hiei sweatdropped, smiled slightly and said "I'll make lunch." Suddenly there are several creaks and groans. Hiei looked around and started to shake Jin, hissing"wake up Jin. Wake up!" Jin opened his eyes and groggily said "lunch time?" "Did you hear that noise?" said Hiei. "Noise?" said Jin, and right on cue a loud crash was heard. Hiei grabbed a mop and muttered "it couldn't be a thief." Hiei the said rather slowly "it couldn't be a ghost right?" Jin shook his head and not noticing Hiei's imploring look said "they wouldn't appear in the daylight." Luckily for Hiei, Jin never noticed his look of relief as they continued downstairs.
Hiei and Jin both looked into the kitchen and then heard another crash that came from the basement. Hiei glared at the door leading down to the library and said "why is it always there?" Hiei flung the door open and for several moments the two of them stared into the darkness. Seconds later, a tree branch suddenly came out at them followed by many others. Hiei quickly slammed the door shut which broke off several twigs and branches, and stared at the door looking completely shocked. After recovering from the initial shock Jin examined one of the broken branches and said "this is a tree branch." Hiei, who was trying to keep the door shut growled "brilliant deduction Sherlock." Ignoring Hiei's comment and watching the branch that then disappeared out of his hand said "this is the work of a Clow card." Hiei blinked and said "you mean that the card I found today-" "What!" yelled Jin as he too strived to keep the door shut.. "You're supposed to write your name on the card before it will obey you!" "Sure, you tell me that now!" yelled Hiei as he continued to struggle with the door. "This is strange though, Woody is a gentle card, and wouldn't do something like this." said Jin. Hiei strained and managed to say "the thing tried to spear me, and it's gentle!" "Hmmm..." Jin let go of the door to think. Hiei screamed "Ack- no you idiot don't let go of the!" The door opened slightly sending several branches shooting out. Automatically, they coiled around Hiei's foot and around Jin's arms and shoulders, slamming Jin to the wall.
"Ahhh!" yelled Jin. "This is bad!" as he struggled to free himself. "No, this couldn't be any better!" yelled Hiei. "Being trapped by a damn tree is my life long dream!" "Really?" said Jin. "I didn't know that." "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU FOOL!" screamed Hiei. Just then the door bell rang. "Oh great!" screamed Hiei. "PERFECT TIMING!" Jin sweatdropped and thought "He's losing it." The door bell rang again. Then the door suddenly flew open as the branches forced their way through. They quickly shot through the halls taking Hiei and Jin with them. They stopped growing when the branches had just about reached the door leaving Hiei hanging upside-down. A vein mark showed on Hiei's head as he struggled to get his foot loose. The door opened and a voice said "what are you doing?" Hiei looked and saw Botan with a picnic basket staring at him and Jin with a sweatmark on her head.
"Talk about gardening gone wild." said Botan as she unwrapped the branches from Hiei and Jin. Hiei jumped down and smoothed his skirt. He then said looking rather annoyed to Botan "what are you doing here anyway?" Botan smiled and said "I thought I'd help you with your chores!" Botan then said while looking at Hiei "I suppose this is the work of a Clow card." Hiei nodded and pulled out his key. "Release!" The wand appeared and Hiei raised it saying "return to thy true form, Clow card!" and then struck the branches with the wand. Strangely enough, they simply glowed and started to retreat rather than disappear. Botan who had whipped out her camera out of nowhere and started filming noticed the expression on Hiei's face and said "what's up?" Hiei simply said "the card isn't here." and started walking towards the library. Jin and Botan followed him when suddenly the branches started bursting out of the door at them. Hiei yelled "upstairs!" And all three of them ran up the stairs with the branches following them.
They all burst onto the large porch on the roof and are trapped at the edge. "Shit!" thought Hiei as the branches headed straight for the three of them. As all three of them braced themselves for the attack the branches stopped dead in front of Hiei and instead shot skyward growing leaves. Hiei sweatdropped as he stared at the leafy branches swaying peacefully in the breeze. Jin smiled and said "it just wanted sunlight." His smile was quickly wiped off his face when he saw that the branches had wrapped around the laundry. "Nooooooooooo!" said Jin as he collapsed saying "now I have to start all over..." Hiei sighed and said "we have bigger problems right now..." Hiei glared at the branches and said "if I seal it again, it'll just do the same thing." Jin stopped moaning and said "we'll have to go down to the library to seal it." Just then, there was a loud rumbling noise. "Wha?" said Hiei looking towards the door. Jin then recollected something and said "crap! The wood is still growing!" Hiei and Botan quickly turned to him, and Botan said "but these branches aren't doing anything!" Jin looked worried and said "it stopped because it found sunlight outside of the house, and if the other branches try to find light too..." "The house will be destroyed." finished Hiei. Botan then beamed and said happily while snapping Hiei and Jin out of their stony expressions "it's time for Card Captor Hiei!"
"What the hell is this." Hiei glared at Botan as she filmed him happily. Hiei was wearing a pink dress lined with large round folds of white cloth at the bottom and large white folds at the base and ends of the long white sleeves. It had a yellow circle at the neck's base, and on the sides of Hiei's sleeves. There was pink hairband in his hair with white wings attached, and his feet were in rounded white and pink boots. Needless, to say, the outfit looked stupid. Botan said while filming him "I wanted you to try this outfit out in the park today, to see if it would suit you, but it doesn't seem to be your type..." Hiei said "obviously." Botan then said with a contemplative look, "Bows and ruffles are more your line." Before Hiei could strangle Botan Jin emerged eating a sandwich, and said "that they are." Hiei whacked him on the head. Jin quickly recovered and said "so that's why you wanted to go on a picnic today..." "Yep!" said Botan as Hiei twitched.
They all started walking towards the basement with Hiei in the lead. They carefully made their way through the branches when the house rumbled again. Jin said "better hurry." as they crawled through the branches. They then reached the stairs leading into the basement and walked down, when Hiei stepped into water. They all stopped and Jin said "but water isn't one of Woody's effects." Hiei then said "then it was the other card?" "WHAT!" yelled Jin, "there was another card!" Hiei nodded, and Jin slowly said "well that would explain it." They all looked around and saw a small pale blue card raining on some branches. Jin said "I knew it, it's Rain." Hiei and Botan turned to look at him. Jin continued saying "Rain reacted with Woody and produced the jungle." Jin then turned to Hiei and nodded. Hiei nodded back and approached the cloud. Botan whipped out her camera and started filming.
The adorable spirit from the card shown earlier emerged from the cloud and stared at Hiei. Hiei glared and said "enough of this!" "Ooooh, nice." said Botan as she continued to film. Rain floated towards Hiei and happily said "Nyuuu!" It then started to rain on Hiei. Hiei smirked and said "like that's going to do much." The smirk was wiped from his face instantly when the rain started to pour. "Dammit!"muttered Hiei as he ran from the rain. Rain started to follow while saying "Nyuuu!" Jin yelled "it's only playing with you Hiei, capture it now!" Hiei scaled a book shelf and muttered "but how..." Hiei then thought "that's it!" Hiei then ran ahead quickly and turned around. He pulled out a Clow card and said "card of Clow's creation, come to my aid. Watery, become a chain that binds!" He threw the card in the air releasing Watery. Watery emerged in streams of whirling water and sent large blasts of water at Rain. Rain was quickly trapped in a bubble. "Nyu! Nyu!" said Rain as it tried to get out. "Now Hiei!" yelled Jin. Hiei raised the wand and said "return to thy true form! Clow card!" and struck the bubble sealing the struggling Rain into a card.
Botan squealed "you did it!" Hiei then turned around and said "now for Woody." He stopped to see all of the branches glow and disappear leaving Woody floating in front of him with a gentle smile. Hiei on a whim held his hands out and Woody touched her hands to his. Woody glowed and disappeared leaving a card in Hiei's hands. Jin smiled and said "see? It is a gentle card." Hiei remained silent until Botan looked up and said "look!" She pointed at the window and there was a rainbow. Jin and Hiei stared with confused expressions while Botan exclaimed that it was so pretty and said "how can there be a rainbow indoors?" With that being said Hiei took a pen from one of the drawers on the desk and started printing his name on the cards. Jin said "until you write your name on them, they won't belong to you." Hiei nodded and put the cards into his pocket. "Sorry about today." said Hiei to Botan as he got up from the desk. Botan beamed and said "don't worry about it, I got much better footage here!" They left the library and looked at the huge mess that Woody and Rain had made. Jin moaned and said "now we have to do this all over again!" while Hiei twitched. Botan said "don't worry I'll help!" Hiei and Jin both looked at Botan, and Jin flung himself on Botan sobbing "thank you!"
"I'm home!" Sakkyo and Touya looked at the sparkling clean hallways. Sakkyo and Touya then knocked on Hiei's door, and looked in to see Hiei asleep and snuggled up with a chibi version of Jin on his bed. Sakkyo smiled and said "thank you for cleaning the house, there's cake later." He left and Touya said to Hiei's sleeping form "but if you don't put your name on it I'll eat it." As Touya left, Hiei muttered in his sleep "I already put my name on the stupid thing..." As he slept he then smiled slightly.
Kage Sannin: Damn, I hated that chapter!
Seto: That should be obvious.
Kage Sannin: Yay! I missed you Seto!
Seto: Haven't seen you in a while.
Itachi: Why don't you yell at him?
Kage Sannin: He's my editor, and my best friend.
Itachi: So now he's your best friend.
Kage Sannin: Couldn't you figure that out by the way we talk?
Itachi: uh huh...
Kage Sannin: Sorry, that it took so long, but I really hated that episode. I also apologize for the lack of quality in this chapter.
Kage Sannin: To make up for this I'm going to try and get the next chapter up as quickly as possible, so untill then, see ya next time!