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Harry Potter American Idol.

Chapter two: Breath

{In The Audition Room.}

"So you're name is Argus Filch?" Asked Randy.

"Um...yeh." Said Filch.

"And what are you going to sing for us today, Filch?" Asked

Paula.

"Um... well Faith Hill's 'Breath,'" Said Finch in a scratchy

voice.

"Ok... Go ahead." Said Randy.

Filch took a deep breath and started singing. He puffed out his chest

and

started singing in a VERY deep Oprah voice.

"I CAN FEEL YOU'RE ...Oh wait a minute it was... I CAN HEAR...

no it was

feel... or

hear..." Said Filch wonderingly.

"Alright ... What did you think Paula?" Asked Randy.

"I think that it was um very...interesting...." Said Paula

trailing off.

"So I would take that as a no?" Asked Filch.

"Um, well, yeah. Don't mean to be mean or anything..." Said

Paula.

Filch ran up and jerked Paula out of her chair. Pushed her into the

wall and

started holding the neck of her shirt by the collar.

"You murdered my cat.. .I WILL KILL YAH!!" Screamed Filch

in her face.

"WHAT! I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU'RE STUPID CAT!" Yelled

Paula back at him.

"My...cat...is...NOT...STUPID! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Screamed

Filch.

Randy jumped up and ripped Filch off of Paula.

"ALRIGHT YOU ARE DEFINITELY OUT!" Yelled Randy in Filch's

face.

"But... HE never said ANYTHING!" Yelled Filch pointing at

Simon. "And YOU

never said ANYTHING!" Pointing at Randy also.

"Fine then... No." Said Randy.

"Well..." Said Simon. "If you lived two thousand years

ago, they probably

would have stoned you for having a voice like that."

Filch left the room stomping all the way.

{Back in the waiting room.}

"Ron... Ron." Said Harry shaking Ron.

"What?" Asked Ron.

"What the crap is Aragon doing?" Asked Harry.

"Where is he?" Asked Ron looking around for him.

"Over there." Said Harry pointing. "Why does he have

his head inside a

bucket of

water?"

"I don't know." Said Ron.

"Lets go ask him..." Said Harry walking torward Aragorn.

"Um, Aragorn..." Said Harry.

Aragorn ripped his head out of the bucket of water.

"What?" He said.

"Um... well.... We were just wondering... Why is your head in a

bucket of

water?," Said Harry.

"To keep my hair wet," Stated Aragorn.

"Why would you want your hair wet?" Asked Ron.

"Because." Said Aragorn.

"Because what?" Asked Harry.

"Because it is so peaceful." Said Aragorn.

"Um... Ok. Erm, Harry, lets go. He's lost it!" Said Ron.

"Why do you have ripped clothes?" Asked Harry.

"Because I have been fighting orcs and stuff." Aragorn said.

"Well why didn't you change your clothes before you came?"

Asked Ron.

"Because... I like these clothes!" Said Aragorn placing his

hands on his

hips and smiling proudly with water going all over his face.

"Ooookkkkkk..." Said Harry walking away with Ron.

Harry and Ron got back in there places and wondered when they were

going to

get

in.

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A/N: Hope you all like it! Worked hard on it. Anyway one more thing

to say.

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