A/N: Thank you all so much for the reviews!
And KARAH!!! I told you I forgot..sister. And Sarah
Harry Potter American Idol
Chapter five: Salt Shaker AND F### it
{In The Audition Room.}
"Whats you'r name?" Asked Simon sounding bored.
"Percy Weasley" Said Percy.
"And what will you be singing for us today?" Asked Paula
"The Ying Yang Twins...'Salt Shaker'." Said Percy proudly.
"Oookkkk. Go wright on ahead." Said Randy.
"Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Speak so much they call her Billy ocean
Row like eighteen wheeler
That hoe find but this hoe killer
She leakin, she's soak and wet
She leakin, soak and wet
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)." Sang Percy.
"Um...ok..ok...oh..um..YOU CAN STOP!!" Yelled Paula.
Percy suddenly stopped.
"Um..yes?" He said.
"Well um..." Paula began.
"What are you saying that you didn't like it?" Said Percy with tears rolling down his cheeks.
"Um...no! I loved it!" Said Paula and Randy toghether trying to make Percy feel better.
"I hated it..I hate rap music." Said Simon.
"But I am passed wright?" Said Percy.
"Why would y..." Said Randy.
"You and Paula said I was good." Said Percy.
"Oh yeah we did." Said Paula.
"And..." Said Percy anxously.
"You passed." Said Paula.
"WHAT!" Screamed Simon.
And they all started yelling at each other and cussing at each other too while Percy was skipping out of the room happily.
{Back in the waiting room.}
"I still can't believe Hagrid is wearing that!" Said Ron shocked.
"I think it's mad sexy!" Said Ginny.
"Ginny stop it! You'r scaring me!" Yelled Harry.
"Harry!" Yelled Ron.
"What?" Asked Harry weeling around.
"Look only about ten or fifteen people till our turn!" Said Ron anxously.
{In The Audition Room.}
"Name?" Asked Simon.
"Fred Weasley." Said Fred.
"What will you be singng for us?" Asked Paula.
"I am singing Eamons 'F it {Don't want you back}'." Said Fred.
"Um...ok...go wright on ahead" Said Randy.
"Ooohhh...no no no..see I don't know why I liked you so much
I gave ya all of my trust. I told you...I loved you...
Now thats all down the drain...you put me through the rain...
I wanna let you know how I feel...
What I said....don't....." Sang Fred.
"Ok.." Said Randy.
"Um...well...you first Simon." Said Paula.
"Well,I think that he sounds pathetic.." Said Simon.
"Ignore him.." Said Paula butting in.
"I wasn't done Paula..." Said Simom.
"Fine..go ahead." Said Paula.
"Anyway....I hated it..." Said Simon.
"Simon can't you be alittle nicer?" Asked Paula.
"HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL!!!" Yelled Simon.
"I think that he was very good" Said Paula.
"Even though he sounds like a girl...there was something about it that I liked." Said Randy.
"And I am gonna have to say yes." Said Paula.
"Me too." Said Randy.
"Good job you passed!" Said Paula.
A/N: Hope yall liked it!!! Please review!!! Oh an I think some of the other LOTR members are gonna come in the next chapter.
Yall get to choose!
:Legolas:
:Aragorn:
:Gimli:
Or
:Frodo:
Tell me in a review!