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A/N: Okay so um……… On with the story!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione all stood in a row outside the doors of the audition room, they were next. Just then two people burst out of the doors…. Naked.
"MOM?!?! DAD?!?!" Ron yelled in disgust.
"Oh man! That, is nasty!" Screamed Harry trying not to gag.
"Wow! Arthur, you, you, look, s-sexy!" Said Hermione faintly.
"Why yes, I am very attractive aren't I???" Arthur Said flexing his none existing muscles.
"Oh yes Arthur!" Said Hermione then suddenly threw her hands up in the air and fainted.
"I thought she was going to go first." Said Harry.
"Well, not anymore." Said Ron.
"Next!" Yelled a voice from the room.
Harry walked into the room.
"Okay, um, what will you be singing for us?" Said Simon.
"Um, well, I'm going to sing Eminem "The Real Slim Shady". Said Harry nervously.
"Um, sure." Said Randy.
So Harry started. A/N: Okay yall I'm gonna change some of the words to the song so, uh, yeah…
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here….
Y'all act like you never seen a wizard person before Jaws all on the floor like Hermione, like Ron just burst in the door and started whoopin her a worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, I didn't just say what I think I did, did I"
And Madam Pomfrey said... nothing you idiots!
Madam Pomfrey's dead, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha)
Look at Voldy, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose No-Duh
"Um, okay, that's quite enough…" Said Paula.
"So what'd yall think about it?" Asked Harry.
"Um, well, it…. Very, very, interesting." Said Randy. "I liked it."
"No, absolutely no." Said Simon.
"I liked it." Said Paula. "Two votes yes, one vote no.... Congratulations you've passed!"
"Thank you very much!" Said Harry.
A/N: Okay there ya go, there's your chapter. I promise that the next chapter will be up sooner than this one. Lol. Sorry for the long wait everyone! Please REVIEW!!!!