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Okay, so YA! MWHAHAHA! Slaps self again Ummmmmm, on with the story! Oh, one more thing to say, I would have had this up quicker but I got really bad writers block on this one part so ya... And I would like to dedicate this chapter to somebody. This is dedicated to Boo Boo. Boobliomangica. I love you Boo!
Harry came skipping out of the room smiling.
"I passed!" He said happily to Ron.
"Wicked, I wonder if I'll pass." Said Ron. "I'll probably make a fool of myself..."
"Ron, you WILL make a fool of yourself!" Said a girls voice from behind them.
Harry and Ron turned around and saw Hermione standing there.
"What?" Ron asked in disbelief.
"Oh Ron, don't worry." Said Hermione patting him on the back.
"What? What do you mean don't worry? You just told me I would make a fool of myself!" Said Ron starting to get nervous.
"Ron, don't listen to me, I'm just a girl on crack." Hermione said matter of factly.
"Ummmm, Hermione, I'm starting worried about you..." Said Ron.
"Well don't be worried about me and me ONLY." Said Hermione.
"Why?" Asked Harry.
"Well, I got Ginny into it too!" Said Hermione smiling widely. "Now were druggy buddies!"
"Oh, my GOD!" Screamed Ron. "YOU GOT MY SISTER TO BE A DRUGGY!"
Hermione just laughed and ran away.
"Weird." Said Ron.
Just then a man that looked like he was in his late 20's came up to Ron.
"Dude get your red headed A in here now! It's your turn!" He said.
"Hey! Your a red head too!" Said Ron.
"SHUT YOUR STUPID HAIRY, FING PIE-HOLE!" Screamed the man.
"What's your name?" Ron asked now furious.
"MIKE! MIKE BURGET! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? COMPLAIN ABOUT ME?" The man named Mike Burget said.
This was however what Ron WAS going to do...
"No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, going to..." Said Ron stupidly.
"YOUR SO STUPID! NOW GO AND TAKE YOUR STUPID TRY OUT!" Screamed Mike Burget.
"Good luck." Said Harry and walked off.
Ron walked into the audition room, all three judges looked up at him once he came in.
"Hi," Said Paula.
"Hi," Said Ron back.
"So, what will you be singing for us?" Paula asked.
"Oh, I'm going to sing Madonna 'Like A Virgin." He said starting to calm down a little bit.
"Ummmm, okay, odd song but go ahead." Said Randy.
And so of course Ron did.
"I made it through the wilderness!
Somehow I made it through!
Didn't know how lost I was Until I found Professor Umbridge!
I was beat incomplete I'd been had, I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new!" Sang Ron sounding... Well, how can we explain this? Let's just say he sounds like... Madonna! What a suprise!
While Ron was singing he had a goofy grin on his face, in fact it looked like it hurt... But Ron however just kept on singing...
"Like a witch Touched for the very first time!
Like an evil witch!
When your heart beats Next to mine!
Gonna give you all my love, Umbridge!
My fear is fading fast Been saving it all for you evil witchy!
Cause only love can last You're so fine and you're mine Make me strong, yeah you make me bold Oh your love thawed out Yeah, your love thawed out What was scared and cold!" Sang Ron now doing some WIERD dance.
The three judges however were trying there best not to laugh.
"Oh... My... GOD!" Managed Simon through fits of laughter. "I HAVE to let him past he was so... FUNNY!"
"Um, well, I would normaly say 'NO' but that was hilarious! So I'm gonna let you past!" Said Paula.
It was the last judges turn. Randy. Even if Randy said no then Ron would still pass. Because two of the other judges already said yes.
"YES! HAHAHA! I HAVE TO LET YOU PASS! Screamed Randy.
"Um, well, thank you..." Said Ron running out the door afraid that the judges were going to turn into hyenas.
"I did it I passed!" Said Ron happily as he walked throught the doors to find Harry Hermione and his two brothers Fred and George.
"Congradulations butthole." Said Hermione hugging him tight.
"Yeah, what she said" Said Fred and George.
"Good job Ron." Said Harry.
Just then the last person Ron wanted to see came up... MIKE BURGET AGAIN!
"Oh no, you again?" Said Ron.
"Well, you know you little FING... LIPRING! I came to tell you that the judges are taking a break because somebody made them piss there pants! Now they have to go home and get another pair of underwear!" Mike Burget screamed.
Ron however was offended by being called a lipring.
"HAHAHA!" Mike Burget screamed before running away.
"He seams really nice." Said Hermione once he ran away. "I dunno why you can't try to be friends with him."
Ron was shocked.
"W-what? You think he's NICE?" He screamed at Hermione.
A/N: Okay the chapter is not over yet but I have to eat my breakfust. MWHAHAHA! PANCAKES ROCK!
A/N: Okay, back from eating my pancakes... They were AWSOME! So, on with the story...
"W-what? You think he's NICE?" He screamed at Hermione.
"Yes." Said Hermione simply.
"Are you hungry Ron?" Asked Harry.
"Yeah," Said Ron.
"Wanna go get something to eat?" Asked Harry.
"Yeah, sure." Said Ron. "Thanks."
"What do you mean 'thanks'?" Asked Harry. "Your paying for it."
"Oh, um, okkkaayyy…." Said Ron.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
"Nervous?" Harry asked Hermione.
"Kinda," She answered back.
"So what are you gonna sing?" Ron asked her.
"I'm not telling you boy! You would all be like trying to still my song!" Said Hermione shaking her index finger at Ron.
"But, I already tried out…." Said Ron confused.
"Oh you just shut-up boy!" Screamed Hermione at Ron.
"Fine! Fine! Just chill out!" Said Ron.
"Don't you tell me what to do boy!" Screamed Hermione at Ron.
"But Her-" Ron started to say but was cut off by Hermione.
"That's it! I've had enough of your crazy talk!" At that moment right when the words left her mouth she pounced on Ron and started beating the crap out of him.
Harry however just sat there and stared at Ron getting killed. Just then Mike Burget came walking up.
"HAHAHA! Your getting KILLED! HAHAHA!" Mike laughed pointing at Ron.
"Okay, okay! Know that's enough children! You can play outside!" Said somebody pulling Hermione off of Ron.
Everybody turned and saw RUBEN STUDDARD! A/N: Haha.
"Sexy." Harry heard Hermione mutter under her breath.
"Whoever's next to try out needs to go now." Said Ruben.
"That would be me you sexy beast!" Said Hermione then putting her hand up making her fingers curl in and out like a cats.
"Well then," Said Ruben sweatly. "GET THE HELL IN THERE!" Then Ruben went evil…. He got evil red eyes! ... Ruben….. Evil against the world!
Hermione just glared for a minute then walked into the audition room.
"Hello you little butt holes!" She said happily.
"Aw! That was the sweatest thing anybody has ever said to me!" Said Randy dramatically.
"Um, okay….. So, what are you going to sing for us?" Asked Simon.
"I'm going to sing Korn's 'Yall wanna single'." Hermione said smiling happily.
A/N: Awsome song
"Alright then, just start when your ready." Said Paula,
And so she began…..
A/N: To actually hear what Hermione is supposed to sound like then go to this site and click on the video 'Yall Wanna Single'. It's a very good song. Anyway, here's the link http: Listen to the whole song if you can. Anyway, on with the story.
"Y'all want a single say fu that F that, Fck that Y'all want a single say fuk that Fk that, Fck that Y'all want a single say fk that Fck that, Fck that Y'all want a single say fck that Boom Boom Boom Boom
What's going on today?
We gotta break away We got a problem and I think it's going to make us go down
They think we're all the same And always we're to blame For ht I think is lame It's time to stop the game I think it's time to pay for everything you made me say
Y'all want a single say fck that Fck that, Fck that
What's going on today?
Why must it be this way?
We're going nowhere and We're still knocking the need to bow down
They think we're all the same And always we're to blame For ht I think is lame It's time to stop the game I think it's time to pay for everything you made me say
Y'all want a single say fck that Fk that, Fck that
We are the ones breaking you down We are the hope to drown out your sounds All Across the world you think we're to found All Across the world you're breaking you down
Y'all want a single say fk that Fck that, Fck that ht Fck
Y'all want a single say fck that Fck that, Fck that!"
"OH MY GOD, PLEASE STOP!" Screamed Paula covering her ears up.
"Oh, sorry," Said Hermione. "So, did you all like it?"
The three judges just sat there, afraid to simply say 'no'.
"Yes! Yes! W-we loved……. It." Said Randy half smiling.
"Um, yeah, I totally agree with Randy…." Said Paula looking half scared half calm.
"Sooooo, does this mean I passed?" Hermione asked.
"I suppose so." Said Simon a little disappointed that they had to say yes.
"Yes! Thank you all so much!" Hermione squealed before throwing them all a death glare and walking out of the room….. But instead of walking out of the room she walked straight into the door. All three judges started laughing. THEN Hermione threw them another death glare and walked out of the room….. And tripped…..
A/N: Wow…. That chapter was a little explicit. Lol. Anyway, I hope everybody liked it though. And I hope everybody clicked on the link above and heard what Hermione sounded like. Lol. Anyway, please review! DeannaSmith