Goldtroll: Well Spiffy now that that first ones out of the way I think we can get a little more creative. What do you think?

Spiffy: Well I think that I'm hungry and want some fries.

Goldtroll: Thats not what I meant. I was asking about the tournament.

Spiffy: Well why didn't you say so. Sure let's get this thing over with so I can get some chow. Who's our contestants today?

Goldtroll: Glad you asked my friend. Today we will have Kai from Beyblade and ummmm...

Spiffy: Dont tell me that you've already run out of people to use.

Goldtroll: Well... I couldn't get anyone on such short notice.

Spiffy: Nice job. Well lets just drop Kai somewhere and see who else comes along.

Goldtroll: Good idea. I love what laziness will do for the creative process.

Spiffy: Indee... I mean exactly.

Goldtroll: Nice save. Well anyways lets see what happens to Kai

Spiffy: FYI we're adding a new thing. Every time you see words in BOLD its an action, we'll tell you who does it. Also when you see italics those are someone's thoughts and we'll tell you whose they are. Enjoy!

This story takes place in a land ravaged by aliens. The place is Blood Gulch. We see a boy walking all alone. The gulch is completey quite. The boy seems somewhat nervous even though there appears to be nothing around for miles. ( In case you haven't guessed the boy is Kai) Suddenly the Kai hears a humming sound in the distance. As he looks around the humming gets closer. Then as he looks over his shoulder and sees a Pelican drop ship. As it gets closer a door opens and a silhouette appears in the door way. As Kai looks at the Pelican the silhouette leaps from the ship. As the figure gets closer Kai realizes the identity of the man...Master Cheif!

As Master Cheif plumets to the ground Kai starts to get nervous. Man if this guy will jump from that thing I wonder what the hell else he'll do?

Master Cheif's gracful decent was goin well till he hit the ground face first.

Master Cheif gets up and wipes himself off.

Well that was embarassing. What's this kid looking at? A what am I going to have to do to make sure this kid doen't say anything to my friends? Did I leave my stove on? Master Cheif thought.

Master Cheif regained his poise then slowly and calmly walked over to Kai.

"Boy is my face red after that. It was pretty funny huh kid." Master Cheif said to Kai.

"Well yes that was pretty funny. I can't wait to tell all my freinds that I saw the all mighty Master Cheif fall flat on his face." laughed Kai

"Come on Kai, there's no need to tell anyone else about this. Isn't there anything I can do to make you keep your mouth shut. Money, candy, beyblades? I know how much you like those stupid top things" Master Cheif suggested.

"STUPID TOP THINGS! These are my life! To make me keep my mouth shut beat me in a best 2 out of 3 bey battle!" Kai yelled going red in the face.

"Fine I'll play your little tops game with you. Maybe afterwords we can play with your dollies." Master Cheif laughed.

Kai tossed Master Cheif a beyblade and pulled out his own.

"Prepare to be humiliated!" Kai yelled "Let'em rip!"

"Ya whatever" Master Cheif replied as he did his thing with the top.

The beyblades spun on the ground and crashed into each other. As they hit Master Cheif's sent Kai's flying to a halt.

"That was just beginers luck. Let's go again!" Kai comented a bit disappointed.

This time when the beyblades struck Kai's threw Master Cheif's far into the distance. Master Cheif watched as his beyblade hit the ground. then he thought to himself there has got to be an easier way to keep this kid quiet. Wait I have an idea!

"Well aren't you going to go get that?" Kai asked.

"Well Kai I was thinking and I have come up with an easier sollution to my problem." Master Cheif said as he grinned, even though Kai couldn't see it because of his helmet he knew it was there.

"Wait what do you mean?" Kai asked.

Master Cheif pulls out an assult rifle and then totally obliterates Kai into a pile of dust. Master Cheif then bends down and picks up Kai's beyblade.

"Hmmm, I wonder how much I can get for this on Ebay?"

Spiffy: Well I think that was better than the last one. I'd give it a 9.

Goldtroll: Really? A 9 out of 10?

Spiffy: No, sorry. I meant a 9 out of 100.

Goldtroll: Blast you! waving fist

Spiffy: Well thats about it for us. By the way we really had no idea about the halo theme. We were goin of info from other people so if we got anything wrong we are deeply sorry.

Goldtroll: Wait, no we're not. Halo's over rated. I say blast you to anyone who has nothing better to do than save earth on their spare time.

Spiffy: Well anyways that's all people, review this please. P.S We're sorry.

Goldtroll: NO WE"RE NOT!