Goldtroll: Hello to one and all!
NaCl: Hello!
Goldtroll: Wait! Who the hell are you? What are you doing here and what have you done with Spiffy!
NaCl: I am Spiffy! I just needed to change my name.
Goldtroll: If you really are Spiffy proove it!
NaCl: I have one word for you...Indeed!
Goldtroll: Alright, its him.
NaCl: So I think that this is getting kind of boring don't you?
Goldtroll: I know thats what I was thinking
NaCl: So what are we going to do?
Goldtroll: Well we should do what every tournament needs, the final round to determine our winner.
NaCl: Why didn't I think of that?
Goldtroll: Mumbles because your an incompitent bufoon.
NaCl: Huh?
Goldtroll: I said because you're an incompitent bufoon.
NaCl: Oh, why thank you
Goldtroll: Do you know what that means?
NaCl: Not really.
Goldtroll: I rest my case.
Now that we have proceeded to the final round of our short lived tournament. Unfortunatley our two finalists are pikachu from pokémon and Master Cheif from Halo. Who will win? What will they play? Why have we made this go on so long? Well let's just take a peek and see why don't we.Since Master Chief was the last contestant to win a challenge he gets to choose what he and pikachu will be doing for the final.
Hmmm... I wonder what event this pikachu would really suck at? Master Cheif thought. Then he had an idea.
"Pikachu I challenge you to a match of...(wait for it)...(almost there)...ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"
A GASP came from the conveinently placed audience. There was also a couple of comments like "What kinda challenge is rock, paper, scissors?"and "Is this guy stupid, he has a gun. Why doesn't he just shoot the thing like he did to Kai?"
"Its the best 2 out of 3," Master Cheif told pikachu. Pikachu nodded in agreement. "On the count of three, shoot." Pikachu nodded again, "But let's make this a little more exciting. Right now there is a satelite orbiting earth. As soon as one of us looses the satelite will shoot a laser beam totally irraticating the loser." Pikachu noddded once again.
"This is genius. A friken laser beam. MUAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHACOUGH COUGH MUAHAHAHAHA. Wait, how can I cough in my thoughts? Oh well, let's make us some barbaqued Pikachu."
"One, two, three, SHOOT!" Master Chief shouted.
Pikachu shoots paper. Master Chief shoots rock.
"You got lucky that time Pikachu. But get ready for this one."
Master Chief thought "If I just shot rock there's no way that he'll be expecting it. Oh good realiable rock."
"One, two, three, SHOOT!" Master Chief shouted again.
Master Chief shoots rock. Pikachu shoots...PAPER!
"How did I get out smarted by a pokémon? Its just not possible!"
Laser comes from the sky and blasts Master Cheif to dust
Pikachu looks at the pile of dust and then at the strange audience and then stares blankly into nothingness. Then all of a sudden in a very deep, eerie, spooky voice (kind of the voice you'd expect from a Hannibal Lector sort of person or just a regular crazy person) Pikachu says "Why do you people have to kill each other? You kill the planet, the animals and now you kill each other. One day another race will come and do they same thing to you. I just hope you're ready by that time."
All the people look at Pikachu with wide open mouths and stare.
"UMMMMMM... I mean, Pi Pi Pikachu."
At that the audience laughed to each other nerviously and started to shuffle away. Pikachu then ran away and claimed his trophy.
NaCl: Well I'm glad that that's over.
Goldtroll: Me too.
NaCl: But why rock, paper, scissors? And since when does Pikachu talk?
Goldtroll: Well I have no clue.
NaCl: Well, Thank god thats over
Goldtroll: Review if you want but I highly doubt there will every be anymore of these.
NaCl: By the way. Where'd the trophy come from?