Hehe chappy 4 is up, Bowie Girl- Sorry for the swear wordz! Ill warn ppl bout them in the description, but cant 'not' use them, I just see Sarah as someone pretty feisty, like me!But thanx for ur review, im glad u find it funny!(also promise ill put bowie more in it next chapter!)
Anywayz, hopefully its going somewhere better now!
Jasmine is described better in this, and Sarah discovers when it comes to Jareth she can get very jealous!(not over jaz but over other chicks of course! Grrr fae chicks!)
More bitching too!
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David Bowie was slouched over the expensive Louise Vuiton leather couch, he was re-winding the video clip over and over on his 'part's where he looked sexy!
"David!!" Jaz ran up to him and kissed him on the lips- as a friend!
"Congratulations you and Sarah were HOT!EVERYONE is gonna flip"
"Thanx Love, Sarah?" he looked over to Sarah and saw the strangely yet practically idetinitical man compared to himself, standing next to her
"Hey you look like me" David said with a eyebrow raised, gawd he even was wearing what he wore to the ballroom scene in the clip.
"Yes, but it is most unfortunate YOU look like Me" Jareth said narrowing his eyes onto his look-a-like, but they weren't completely similar, after all David Bowie, even with blonde hair, had shorter hair, and he was wearing jeans and a simple fcuk t-shirt.
"Ok ok, um introductions" Sarah said quickly before anyone could say anymore and looked over to Jaz for moral support
"Yes David, this is Jareth, Sarah's 'gay' ex boyfriend" emphasizing on gay to piss Jareth off some more hehe.
Jareth just gave her a glare
"Jareth ITS YOUR LUCKY LUCKY DAYY!, meet David Bowie!!," Jaz added as if she was introducing to David another crazed fan "He is a realllllly big fan of yours you know David. Aren't ya Jareth" Jaz said slapping Jareth on the arm, and hid a laugh smiling innocently
David Bowie looked at Jareth strangely up and down then smiled, knowing how he was a sex symbol to all sexes- even though now he himself was proclaimed straight now (you know how David went through the bi stage, is he still now?? I have no idea but this is my story!)
"Yes, very big fan, you should come visit where I live one day, I know exactly where id stick you…." He was cut off before he was going to say 'in' the bog of eternal stench
"Ahhhh ok" Sarah quickly said moving onto the couch next to David, "David I'm really sorry to do this to you, but I have actually made prior luncheon plans with Jareth and Jaz, we have to sort out, er, some family things, no Problems with Jareth…" she lamely lied apart from the 'problems with Jareth'part,
Jareth opened his mouth to disagree then shut it seeing the look Jaz was giving him
"Oh ok, that's alright, I had to meet with my assistant anyway, I will see you lovely ladies for dinner tomorrow night as planned? Perhaps you can tag along too Jareth?" David said happily, thinking he just made a fans day, but Jareth just stared at him like he was about to kill him, grunted something to himself that sounded like 'bastard' and then nodded his head yes.
Sarah of course was saying a lot of fuck words in her head, thinking tonight was going to be bad enough with Jareth.
David hugged Jaz goodbye, and moved to Sarah giving her a kiss on the hand, making her blush, making Jareth clench his fists and say "Yes well goodbye" adding quietly "and good riddance"
Sarah and Jaz just looked hopelessly at each other shaking their heads at typical Jareth.
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"Ok first things first" Sarah said after shutting the door. She sat down in the huge lounge room looking to the left where Jaz sat and to the right, where Jareth sat.
"Let's think this out logically before we all bite each others heads off, sorry I mean bite 'your' head off Jareth" she said smiling at Jaz.
Jaz laughed and then shot a glare at Jareth.
"Lets start with why you are here Jareth"
"Well, I am here to see you Sarah, I saw your 'video clip' already on one of my crystals with Hoggle, Sir Didymus and Ludo, you remember, you were their 'so-called' friend?" he said in a mocking tone
"Ok my answer to that is firstly, you shouldn't be spying on me you pervert, I don't care if Hoggle, Sir Didymus and Ludo do because they aren't sick and twisted like you, they would have wanted to see me for me, not my tits or my ass" at this Jareth laughed, and she glared at him again
"and secondly I have tried to call on them but ever since I started this profession in the music industry I have been so busy I don't even have time to do this now, have I Jaz?"
"She is right Jareth, being famous above ground is a lot harder than it looks, but if I don't make Sarah attend functions, interviews and what not she will be yesterdays news, and we both will be out of work"
Jareth sighed. "Yes but still you find no time for your friends Sarah, fair enough you think of me as swine"
Jaz interrupted "cuz u are"
"Can you keep that whole in your head shut for a second" he glowered at Jaz who just threw her hands up and said nothing. "Now Sarah, they have missed you dearly, as busy as you are you could at least spare a few minutes to say hello to them every now and then, you remember the words you said"
'every now and then in my life, for no reason at all, I need you, all of you'
Sarah looked down, guilt ridden now, how could he of all people make her feel guilty.
"Ok, I admit I have been caught up a bit in things, but I cant help it, Jaz has done so much for me, if I don't work hard it affects us both"
Hearing what Jareth was saying made Jasmine feel a little guilty now.
"Sarah I'm not only your manager but I'm your friend too, I would have thought you still talked to Hoggle, Sir Didymus and Ludo" Jaz said concerned, she knew of Sarah's friends underground, and often talked with them about Sarah when she was staying in Goblin City, and eventually became friends with them as well.
"Sarah, our work here isn't easy, but you have to still 'make time' to see your friends, Underground or not" She looked over to her, Sarah looked like she was about to cry
"I'm sorry, can you tell them I'm sorry Jareth" he looked over at her now, with caring eyes, but then realized that she didn't say anything about not seeing him and he straightened his face again.
"Sarah Williams. Your friends will quite obviously forgive you, for they have missed you so, but I am still very disappointed in you, despite your fame and fortune", Sarah looked at him then looked down, wiping a tear away, how come when he said that he was disappointed in her, she felt even more upset? It didn't matter what he thought about her, or did it?
"and you Jasmine" he looked over at Jasmine
"Me what"
"Its your fault this happened, Sarah would still be calling her friends if you didn't show up"
Jasmine bit back something nasty she was going to say to him but decided on something else.
"I had my reasons, and they were good concerning Sarah, she was struggling as an actress, so I helped her out, I didn't realize she would forget to call her friends underground, but I promise you, she didn't mean it Jareth, Sarah's a fantastic person and friend and these past few years have been absolutely hectic for her." Jasmine said getting up to sit next to Sarah, putting an arm around her shoulder.
Sarah looked up thankfully, Jaz always knew what to say to save her in situations.
"Ok then, but as for you Jasmine, there is still the matter of why you came to Sarah's need, knowing that you knew her before hand…" He looked at her questioningly, remembering how they used to talk about Sarah, well how he talked about Sarah to Jaz while she stayed in The castle with his brother, saying how much he was in love with her yada yada underground.
" I came above ground and didn't know anyone Jareth, all I knew was Sarah, from…"she decided not to say 'from how you always talked about her' "from her reputation of running the Labyrinth, and from her friends Hoggle, Sir Didymus and Ludo. "
"I needed to know a human I could trust, and she was that one human I believed I could. And ok I magicked myself this position, but I swear that Sarah's fame and fortune have been completely her own doing, she has a gift in her voice" she added just incase Sarah would think all this was because of magic, which would certainly piss her off
"Well, I should be angry with you Jasmine for not telling me all this, but I'm not because you have been a great friend to me, and for that I am thankful" and she hugged her friend
"How come you cannot be this forgiving with me" Jareth said looking at her crossly
"Because Jareth, you never give me a chance to, you seem to always furiate me the shit out of me when your around, I can only get a long with you in my dreams…oh shit" sarah knew she said to much
"In your dreams, so you dream of me?" Jareth said with a grin
"No, I meant to say…….Oh forget it your doing it again"
"Doing what" He asked innocently
"Doing that thing that makes me want to rip your appendages out starting from your penis" She stared dangerously at him but before he opened his mouth to say something naughty, Jaz cut
"AND ANYWAY the fact Im here is NONE of your business Jareth and it would do you well not to tell Jarod" She said loudly
"You do realize your father is worried sick of you?" Jareth replied
Jaz felt another pang of guilt. She missed her father dearly. But she didn't show it on her face.
"Ok, I will contact him A.S.A.P, Not that I wasn't with or without you here in all your royal Peachy-ness" She snapped back
Sarah looked up at her friend. "Jaz you haven't told me what exactly are the what/ where and how's of your life, could you at least start off by telling me what you actually are?"
Jasmine sighed but knew Sarah deserved to know the truth, the whole truth.
"Well unlike Princess Peachey here who is fae, I am a mermaid" Sarah looked at her in awe- not exactly dis-belief seeming she ran the Labyrinth and all, but still, what was a mermaid doing Underground?
"Yes, one whom should be served up as fish fillets right now" Jareth added pissed at the Princess comment
Jaz just glared at him but continued.
"Sarah, I don't know how much you know of the underground but it consist of many kingdoms/continents if you would like to say, it's a lot like earth, although it isn't round, it is flat, and is surrounded by an ocean. My Father happens to be King of all the islands that exist in that ocean. The ocean and the islands in it all known as one, the Re Aquis Submersus. Or for short just Aquis, you know the latin word."
Sarah nodded quietly listening
"Well anyway, my real royal name is Princess Katimira of Aquis, but most of the time Im called Jasmine either way. I have special powers like Jareth, for example I conjure up shells, like crystals they have magic inside them to blow things up, create things, see things, all that, I can talk to every marine animal known above ground and below, and I could kick Jareth's ass at 500m butterfly" she said triumphantly smirking at Jareth who quite obviously didn't agree.
"The only down-side is that when I morph into my natural state, I kinda squel, high pitched,…..
"Oh god you call it high pitched I call it 'breaking of the ear drums'" Jareth interrupted cringing
"Yes well shut up unless you want me to do it in your ear right now Peachy" and he threw his hands up as in to say please continue, so she did. "The squelling is part of a mermaids communication, like the way dolphins and whales communicate. And the other downside is that I have to be topless, but luckily my hair covers my boobs most of the time"
Jareth laughed at this remembering the first day his brother had seen Jasmine, and he had come to tell Jareth all about it, lets just say his eyes were popping out of his head alright.
Jaz glared at Jareth knowing all too well what he was thinking and slapped his arm really hard in which he yelped. Sarah laughed and then glared at him too.
"As for me being for me being engaged" Jasmine continued, " well, the reason Jareth here is laughing, is because Jarod fell in love when I was 'sunbaking' on the beach, well he was more in 'awe' I think, you know half naked women on beach," Sarah nodded thinking 'what a perve' " but anyway I morphed back and we got to know each other pretty well, and he was a really good guy, just like Jareth is if he stops being such an ass" at which she flashed a pearly white smile
"Yes, but how come….on that last trip to California Jaz, when we went to the beach you weren't, you know, with the tail" Sarah was confused- didn't mermaids, when obviously not in their original state- develop their tails when water touched their legs??
Jareth laughed at this. "Sarah, it's quite a funny human myth that mermaids tails appear instantaneously when water touches them, in fact they choose when they want their tails to appear"
"Oh and how would you know THAT Jareth, running out of goblins to perve on?" Sarah said but suddenly realized she just sounded-jealous, so she turned her head away from him snootily.
Jareth raised an eyebrow knowing this, "Actually its common knowledge dear, taught in school under ground infact, but you are mistaken with the goblin perving. There are many beautiful fae women you know Underground, just ready to fill in my bed chambers so…… who needs perving when you are the King." He answered back with an evil look in his eyes.
"YOU ASSHOLE," she snapped at him, what was coming over her! She had hot famous guys fawning all over her all the time, example:Bowie, what was her problem.
"Yeah, well let me just tell you, you, YOU SICK FUCK, that I enjoyed that video clip with DAVID BOWIE ten times more than the REAL thing with YOU…..and at that ball I. DIDN'T .LEAVE." and with that she got off the lounge and went into her bedroom slamming the door shut.
Jareth now was fuming, he was so angry he didn't even know what to say, he just wanted to smash something. What did she mean she didn't leave, did she kiss this David?, did she do more?………..yes he was going to smash something……but then Jaz stopped him.
"TYPICAL!" Jaz, pushed him back down on the couch and looked at him shaking her head. (Did I mention mermaids were strong too?)
"See what I mean?" He shot a look at her as if to say 'what?????'
"YOU, you and your 'kind', no wait to put it in better perspective, you and your brother." She remembered when Jarod used to get her goat. "You can't treat a woman like you just did, they derserve RESPECT" She was now bordering screaming
"Oh the kind of respect they treat us? Leaving loved ones broken hearted??" He asked her with an eyebrow raised, wanting her to take the hint
"Firstly Jarod is not that heart-broken," she conjured a shell showing Jarod in the centre, playing some stange Underground sport, laughing. "See" she said winningly looking at Jareth.
"He is hurt on the inside, I know of this" Jareth told her
"Fair enough, but this whole 'im a macho man, and can get 250 fae chicks if I wanted' is so yesterday and in fact Sarah could beat your record right now, I have a 25 page booklet of mens names who want to do more than just 'take her to the ball'" she looked at Jareth with her chin up 'So if I were you, clean up your act Mr"
"Fine, but give me that list so I can personally kill these men, or at least give them a good old dunking in the bog"
"NO WAY!, YOU should apologize now to her, unless you want her to stay mad at you for eternity, me and jarod ring a bell?" Jaz looked at him dangerously
"and anyway you are a complete liar Jareth" Jaz said knowing all too well Jareth didn't have any women in his bed chambers ever since Sarah, in fact even before he was quite the loner, yes women fawned all over him but he didn't care. Jaz knew he was searching for love even though he didn't know how to go about it.
Jareth looked at her, "Ok so I may not have had anyone, nor liked anyone since Sarah, for a long time…"
"Try since 1 ion ago" Jaz added and he shot her a glare again
"But how come Sarah can have anyone she wants" remembering the 'list' Jaz told him about
"She is a woman, we can at least try to control ourselves….."
"Ok this is the kind of argument two people get into when one of them is female AND ITS ALREADY GOTTEN TOO FAR, so lets just stop and so I can see how Sarah is" he finalized
Jaz just sighed and agreed. "Ok, remember though you gotta apologize AND be nice about it"
Jareth gave her a look "Since when am I not nice…." He smirked
Jaz however looked dangerously at him " DO IT" she screamd in his ear and he agreed, god her inner mermaid was way too powerful to disagree with!
So he went to Sarah's door and knocked on it
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