ItsACrystalNothingMore- I have actually mentioned something about Jareth thoughts on giving birth in this so I hope that answers your question! And omfg, I soooo agree with your song choices, especially All I Have, luvs that song so I put it in this chapter, actually a few Jlo songs off that album remind me of this story!. Lol the paintball idea is a funny one, I will have another ball coming up soon, because now Sarah is in Jareth's body she will definitely getLily the bitchback! Thanx for your Review!
Lyn- Ok I wrote some more….thanx!
Rosakara13- lol im glad you think its funny! They will get back together I promise you that much, but for now they (well Jareth anyway) has to learn he is being a jerk off by actually being Sarah, if that makes sense….anyway I Hope you like the chapter! Thanx for your review!
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Wake Up- Eskimoe Joe
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Jareth slowly stirred on the uncomfortable leather lounge.
Ill wake up and this would have all been a dream, I will be back in my own body…
Holding his hands up in the bright sunlight he immediately realized he was wishful thinking alright.
"SHIT!" He yelled in Sarah's angry voice at the pair of slender female hands looking down at him, belonging to Sarah.
He moved off the couch slowly with a yawn and turned around seeing well, himself, being, Sarah, already seated at the dining table obviously eating breakfast with a turban around her head. (lol yes imagine Jareth with a turban around his head)
"Good morning" Jareth said mockingly pulling the rest of the sheet off him revealing Sarah in his long poets shirt and silk boxers.
"Ah finally up I see" Sarah answered back, adjusting her robe which luckily fit Jareth as well as it did her.
"Yes, unfortunately this was not a dream" He sighed as Sarah poured him a cup of tea.
"Well I have been thinking Jareth" Sarah took a sip of her herbal tea
"Perhaps whatever is going on is just a temporary thing, like…. King for a day"
Jareth shot her an annoyed look.
"King for a day? You are joking aren't you Sarah, I mean this is not something funny, this is FRIGHTENING" He started breathing heavily, god what was Sarah thinking.
Sarah looked at him blankly, trying to hide that she was even a bit upset over the fact he was still acting like a jerk off.
Jareth calmed down a bit and took a seat on the table next to her.
"Sarah, what if we are stuck like this for a lot longer than just a day, I mean I have a kingdom run, my goblins are going to go absolutely crazy without me there, and they aren't going to believe that you are me"
"You think this is any easy for me Jareth, I have an album to be released in a month, I have numerous press conferences and interviews, so trust me when I say that this 'inconvenience' is NOT funny" She huffed back but then slowly thought of something…
"How about we get checked up"
"Checked up?" Jareth asked confused
Sarah rolled her eyes
"Like go see a doctor, check up, we don't have to say anything about a transformation, but maybe someone who is actually medically trained will know what's going on…I mean its better than doing nothing all day long"
After a while Jareth agreed, as long as they also sought out a healer Underground.
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Sarah's GP
Sarah and Jareth both took seats in front of the large mahogany desk in Dr Samson's examining room.
"I can assure you that you are both perfectly healthy" He smiled at them both.
Jareth and Sarah looked at each strangely but nodded.
"So what makes him…....I mean her a woman and me a man, if perfectly fine?" Sarah(being a man right now) asked questioningly
Dr Samson slowly smiled at them knowingly.
"Yes I can assure you that you two are perfectly healthy to start a family"
Obviously the doctor had been taking this whole 'visit to the doctor' the wrong way.
"Oh …..Im not ready to become a father" Jareth answered waving his hands signaling 'no way' getting a very strange look from the doctor and hearing an annoying sigh from Sarah.
It wasn't that he didn't want to have children, but right now was not a good idea whilst being trapped in a woman's body….being kicked in the balls would probably feel less painful. Then he realized how stupid that would have sounded, seeing this above ground doctor had no idea he was infact a man.
"I'm afraid Miss Williams, you never will be" Dr Samson said slowly looking up and down Sarah's voluptuous woman's body with a nervous laugh.
Perhaps these two needed to seek different medical advice.
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Couple's Counselor's Office
After hearing both sides of the story Dr Janson said one comment that made both Sarah and Jareth realize this woman had nooo idea whatsoever.
"Role playing can be a fantastic way to spice up your relationship" She smiled at the two.
Yeah at that moment they both agreed to leave and seek yet another medical opinion.
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Naturopath
"Id definitely stay away from all dairy products" A young 21 year old looking hippy said to them.
Jareth rolled his eyes pulling Sarah out the examining room. There was one last 'doctor' who would know more than any of these above ground medical professionals.
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Underground, Healer's Examining room
"Hmmm, so you both have transformed bodies, but not minds?" A Middle-aged, blonde haired, blue eyed but pretty looking elf asked.
"Yes" They both agreed tired already from a day of above ground medical opinions that all were totally off track.
Lura placed her left hand on Jareth's forehead and her right hand on Sarah's.
"Yes, there is a magic behind this, although I do not know what….however I know it is not a dangerous one, for I would feel it if it were" She said whilst her eyes where shut feeling the raw magic within their minds.
They both sighed, relieved in a way.
"So its not something evil?" Sarah asked
"No, its definitely not evil, it is a good magic, however I have never in my long years of being a healer heard of anything like this" Lura explained taking her hands off their foreheads and sitting down in her own chair.
"So what do we do now?" Jareth said although relieved it wasn't anything evil, very confused with why this had happened, and what caused this.
"Well, unfortunately there is nothing to be done, you both will just have to see what happens, for there is nothing in my books that deals with transformations of this scope. You have both completely transformed physically, whatever magic has done this will be able to undo it, but when? I do not know"
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All I Have-Jlo
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Back at Sarah's Penthouse Apartment, Above ground
Jareth huffed in anger again.
"This is just bloody perfect" He kicked the side of Sarah's leather lounge.
"Hey take it out on your own furniture…. or goblins or whatever you kick Underground with that temper of yours" She spat back at him.
He shot her a dangerous look.
"I don't get this, obviously none of your doctors seemed to know anything" Sarah shot him an equally dangerous look now but he continued "And not even my own personal healer knows what to do about this, and she has been around centuries and knows a cure for just about every illness above ground and below"
"You think this is an illness?" Sarah huffed back to him.
He narrowed his eyes at her. "Right now, yes"
"Well according to your 'healer' this is the doing of good magic, so despite this situation, I would be sorta thankful if I were you that its not some evil dark force that's done this to us" She crossed her arms in defiance and turned away from him to stare out the window, sometimes he could be so hard to get along with
Jareth sighed, realizing he may be taking this out on Sarah, it wasn't her fault after all, it was…..well he wasn't sure who's fault it was.
"I guess your right, but what are we going to do, you have your work cut out for you here, and I have my work cut out for me underground"
Sarah turned to face him and looked thoughtful for a second.
"Well we will have to do each others jobs, you will have to fill in for me, I will fill in for you, seeming you have magic you can transport me down Underground when you believe you need to be there, however we can 'live' here for now"
Jareth looked blankly at her than burst out laughing.
"What?" Sarah asked confused
"You, Sarah………….be Goblin King?"
"Huh, as if I couldn't, I mean kicking goblins all day long doesn't exactly require prerequisites does it?" She gave a half a sarcastic smirk at him.
He looked her up and down.
"Fine, walk over to me" he beckoned to her.
Sarah gave him a curious stare not sure what he was meaning, but stepped forward anyway.
"Come on Sarah, I want to see how you walk, if you are to be Goblin King I must see how you walk"
Sarah sighed and walked over further to him and a little past, with her girlish hippy walk, tucking strands of Jareth's long hair behind her ears.
Jareth looked at her and laughed again.
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME" She screamed back in annoyance
"You, Sarah, if you are to be Goblin King you must walk like me at least, not like a pansy"
Sarah laughed at that.
"Um Newsflash Jareth, you don't only walk like a pansy but you look like one too with your long girlish hair" She flipped her hair out, think Pantene advert, "and your tight tights, and of course these sexy knee high boots" She wiggled her right foot at him and burst out laughing again.
"I mean being dressed like you I feel more like a 'hoe than I did in 'I Believe In You' wearing nothing most of the time"
Jareth looked at her in shock and then narrowed his eyes at her. "Yes well those 'boots' fit my form a lot better than they fit you darling" thinking back to the transformation night.
Sarah's body was perfect, however her feet seemed to develop more than the rest of her, think Grace from Will and Grace. She hated the fact she was a size 9…er 8 and a half.
She immediately scowled at Jareth's smirking.
"Oh that's really funny coming from someone who has to wear the tightest tights imaginable in order to show up exactly what assests he really has" She gave him a smirk and Jareth's (well Sarah's) mouth dropped open at this insight.
Ahh the best humiliation for a guy is to start on his penis
Now Jareth was angry. "Change me back" He screamed at noone in-paticular,
"CHANGE ME FUCKING BACK!" He kicked the lounge again.
Sarah sighed at this stupid argument they were having all over again.
"Look Jareth, yelling isn't gonna get you anywhere, we are going to have to deal with this or both our lives are going to go down the drain"
He slumped down on the couch in agreeance.
Sarah sat down on an opposite chair to face him.
"Tommorow I have an important recording session at Sony studio, Jaz is going to come by around 8 in the morning, oh god…" Sarah suddenly thought of something
"Sing something Jareth" She looked nervously at herself, I mean if he looks and talks like me he must be able to sing like me
Jareth looked at her and straightened his face to sing Magic Dance.
"Dance Magic Dance, ohhh oh oh, Dance Magic, Dance Magic"
Sarah smiled at him and sighed relieved. He sounded like her, but then again thinking back to it he was a marvelous singer in the Labyrinth when she was there……..a little saddened at the fact she still loved him she changed her smile into a serious frown.
"Now you will be given sheets with lyrics on, so just memorize them a bit and sing off them, and if anyone asks anything suspiciously, just say your not feeling well"
He nodded. "And tomorrow I –meaning Sarah now- should go Underground, to see how much damage my goblins have done by themselves in the Castle"
Sarah nodded back.
"Well looks like a busy day then tomorrow" Sarah got off the chair she was sitting on,
"I think we both should get some sleep now" It was well after midnight after all.
Jareth agreed and set up his make-shift bed.
"Oh and Sarah" Sarah looked back at him
"Good luck tomorrow" He smirked, if she thought being Goblin King was all about kicking Goblins, then she was really in for it.
She gave another equally sarcastic smirk his way.
"Likewise" She turned on her heel to her bedroom.
Yeah, like reading lyrics off paper is all your going to have to worry about now your me Goblin King.
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Sorry I didn't update yesterday but I found out I got into Uni..and the course I wanted!, and was so excited all day long I couldn't sit still long enough to write another chappy! But now the excitements worn off so I will strive to finish this fic before I start Uni…
Ok, next few chapters are going to have these two experiencing life as the other half, I wont reveal everything, but if your dying to know whether they will be stuck in their other half forever, the answers no. They will change back but I wanna have a lil fun with them both for now! Lessons must be taught, especially to someone like Jareth right now!
R&R puhh-leaasee!