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Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous- Good Charlotte
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"Will you bloody goblins stop LAUGHING" Sarah finally managed to spit out after she had re-arranged her hair, tights and sitting position onto the throne however the goblins were still having a laughing fit over her previous stance.
She had finally composed herself in the usual Jareth sitting position, one leg draped over the other side of the throne sexily, riding crop in hand tapping annoyingly at her leg.
But the annoying things were still laughing at her.
Shit what would Jareth say in this situation. A smirk crept over her mouth but was quickly hidden.
"QUIET" She screamed at them all, powerful hand gesture and everything which seemed to stun them. "ALL OF YOU"
They all exchanged scared glances at each other. Well finally.
"The joke is OVER imbeciles" Jareth's evil English accent crept over the crowd of goblins who were now scared out of their wits, as they usually were anyway.
"Anyone to even crack another laugh at me will be tipped head first into the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Sarah dangerously eyed them all, standing up finally to tower over some of the more nervous goblins.
She knew that Jareth had complete power over the goblins and Labyrinth, however after Jareth's little dumping-her-on-her-ass-upside down-on-his-throne scene, that power seemed to have been forgotten momentarily.
Ha I will show them I can be just as powerful as Jareth, with or without his magic
She had no magic as it was part of Jareth's mind she figured, so she would just have to rule as any normal King aboveground would do.
Oh god, and how does one be a king exactly, above ground or Underground. The thought doomed on her.
She had never been a royal anything in her life, well apart from being famous now she gathered. Well it may not be too hard to follow, after all being famous was like being a royal, having your every move followed, lots of money, crazy fans.
Sarah cringed at the equivalent to fans for JarethLily.
Suddenly shaken of her thoughts by a group of three rowdy goblins who had just seemed to discover what lighting a canon does, right next to her, she groaned out loud in annoyance as she flung herself to the ground from the blast.
Note to self- Kill Jareth for introducing gun powder to goblins
She staggered up straight holding onto the throne for support ready to kick them right to the bog…although she wasn't sure how seeming she had no magic…but she couldn't find the three daredevils so let it go. This time they were lucky.
Well, anyway, its time to start doing….…well whatever King of the Goblins does here.
She thought, whilst looking around at the hundreds of goblins who seemed to be cowering at her feet and every word, chasing chickens or just plain old 'getting drunk on ale'.
Surely there's more to this, like those goblin reports Jareth was talking about She figured.
She poked her riding crop at a fat goblin with a rather large red nose taking part in the 'getting drunk' who seemed to freeze up as he looked into his Kings eyes.
"You there, tell me where I can find Zoobee" She needed to know exactly where her duties where today (and how to actually do them). Jareth didn't exactly go through in detail, just said that she had to listen to goblins problems. Perhaps this blonde ZooBee goblin would point her in the right direction.
"Zzzzzzz….zoo…….zoooo….zoooooo zzz" Was all the small goblin with blue hair and a ear-ring in its nose could say as it was obviously freaked out by her. It couldn't even pronounce 'Zoo Bee'
Sarah sighed loudly and kicked the goblin high in the air out the window. She huffed but then put her hand over her mouth.
What the hell did I just do.
For we all know Sarah to be a loving person most of the time, not judging books by their cover even though she was in Jareths body, although she herself knew kicking goblins would be involved for this reason. She just didnt realize though she would kick one so soon, and so meanly out the window. Just like Jareth.
She sighed. Gahhh, I just said a minute ago I can be him, better than him, so I gotta prove it somehow, I'll be the arrogant son of a bitch if it kills me!
Last thing she wanted was a big gloat session when she got home tonight, especially after their lil chit chat about kicking goblins all day long.
She narrowed her eyes again scanning for another goblin.
"YOU THERE" She grabbed the goblin by its collar
"Show me to ZooBee this instant!"
The goblin nodded vigorously. "Sure yer Majesty" it answered.
She smiled at it then realizing she was supposed to be Jareth, threw it to the ground so it would lead the way. As soon as it touched the ground however it started sprinting out the throne room.
Oh great, just great Sarah huffed running after it. Bloody Jareth, bloody goblins and bloody heels.
She bolted up the same set of stairs the goblin had run up which leaded to the Escher room but then seeing the pierced goblin running down an opposite corridor, hastily followed.
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Blondie - One Way Or Another
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"Can…..Can…./deep breath/…..can you slow down!" Sarah screamed at the goblin who was running a marathon in front of her.
Reluctantly it did, allowing Sarah to catch up, but to a fast walk.
"Why the heck are you running?" She finally managed to blurt out as they turned another corner that led up another set of stairs.
"What yer Majesty"
"Run, why are you running!"
The goblin stopped and looked at her strangely.
"But yer Majesty always complains how slow I am"
Sarah shut her mouth. Shit I better not blow my cover here, stupid goblin or not.
"Ah yes well today" She looked around her nervously, then finally looked at the goblin, knowing exactly what to say.
"I am not feeling well, so if you don't mind, running is not appropr….." Appropriate was the intended word, until she heard a familiar sounding, whiny, sickeningly sweet voice from a particular fae coming out of a slowly opening door in front of her…..Lily.
Sarah snapped her head up at the door and then straight back down at the goblin leading her to ZooBee.
"Ok about what I just said…. forget it, RUN" She pulled the goblin up in front of her and went into sprint mode until…
"Jareth is that you"
Fuck Sarah cringed inwardly again.
The pierced goblin had taken up running all over again and had just turned a corner so Sarah had right now lost him all over again. Sarah made no intention to slow down all though the whining behind her to 'stop' was getting louder and Sarah couldn't very well run off now, or could she….
She decided to keep walking fast despite Lily's cries out behind her.
Hmm I could just pretend I didn't hear her, that I developed a sort of immune to whiny cows
Unfortunately though Lily had already caught up to her side and was flashing that smile that Sarah always wanted to slap off.
Gawd Hunny might as well play sluttina somewhere else from now on, while I'm Jareth you got no chance in hell
"Lily" Sarah nodded briefly to her, receiving a curtsey, obviously intended to show off Lily's predominant cleavage. Ugh, this chick is just too much.
"Your Majesty" Lily gave a sultry smile receiving a small, hidden roll of the eyes from Sarah looked blankly ahead, walking fast trying to shake Lily off her tail.
"What do you want?" Sarah blurted out receiving a strange look from Lily.
Shit maybe I should consider Court etiquette…………but that's a big maybe
Sarah didn't give a toss what she said to Lily but she was trying to hold up Jareth's reputation as King right now, especially if she was to be stuck like this for a while and the fact Jareth was holding up her end back Above ground. So Sarah was currently stuck in two minds.
Lose the bitch or Be civil.
Somewhere in between Sarah figured would work.
"….Jareth I came to visit you, I know you must be grieving after what happened with Sarah" Lily panted out as she were now nearly running to catch up with Jareth.
This talk was all fake of course. Sarah saw right through it all.
"I mean not that she deserved you in the first place anyway" Lily touched Sarah on her arm dangerously close.
Sarah's blood boiled and she narrowed her eyes at the blonde fae bitch who was now clinging to her arm. Sarah snatched it back but then gave her an equally fake smile slowing down as to not hurt Lily's feelings. Cuz lord knows if I actually hurt the cow.
Lily lapped the smile up however, batting her eyelashes.
God this is gonna get real old reaall quick.
"Why I haven't talked to you in…actually come to think of it I don't think Ive ever talked to you Lily" Sarah answered honestly not actually realizing what she just said.
Lily gave her another weird look however but smiled as she saw who she thought was Jareth, slowing down.
Lily gave an awkward smile now.
"Well then, how about we spend the whole day together…….. just me an you?" Lily added with a flirty wink
OOooooo yes! And which lever do I pull so that a safe will fall on my head? Sarah silently thought to herself giving Lily another fake smile.
"I'm sorry Lily, but I am verrryy busy today, duties call...." Sarah pulled away starting to walk the other way. Unfortunately Lily was not about to give up quickly, and started following her again.
"Oh come on Jareth, like old times??!"
Sarah was now fuming. Old times, what the hell? Since when did Jareth have a past with this annoying mole.
"Lily" Sarah huffed. "NO!" And with that she started walking at a much quicker pace, not exactly knowing where the heck she was going now.
Lily however not wanting to give up glared at the back of Jareth's head picking up her skirts following quicker too.
"Why are you being like this" Lily whined, then she started giggling.
"Ohhh I know what this is! Your playing all hard to get" She grabbed Sarah's arm like a crazed fan girl to kiss her but Sarah was quick and quickly pulled away, now running.
"No Lily, I INSIST you leave me alone now" She screamed back at her
Lily just giggled running after her.
Oh god, does this woman ever give up. No, not woman CHILD!
Sarah was starting to get real puffed out but if slowing down meant getting plastered by Lily, it was definitely not an option. And she had to find that darn pierced goblin leading her to Zoo Bee.
Thankfully they were in a part of the castle where there were many corridors, twists and turns, so Sarah eventually managed to lose Lily and took a quick breather. Then she heard that annoying giggling coming from a different corridor, though close.
Ohhhh why me, why me! Sarah started bolting again. Being King for a Day is so fucking over-rated.
She then though, luckily, spotted the goblin up ahead she was to be following turning into another corridor and she sprinted for him. She noted she was finally losing that annoying 'giggle' and luckily caught up with her pierced goblin.
"Ok now I need you to get me to ZooBee right now and far FAR away from that blonde-haired fae who was talking with me before" She loudly whispered desperately at the goblin, now holding him in vice grip at the collar to prove her desperation.
"Yes sir, right this way" The goblin replied pulling her through a strange hidden crack in the wall that she wouldn't have noticed herself before if she had run past it.
"Lady Lily will have no idea how to get in here" He said knowingly letting Sarah give out a huge sigh of relief.
The goblin however had pulled her into an oubliette, but one that had been well lit, and to Sarah's surprise, ZooBee was not there, but Hoggle.
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Arghhhh I am sorry another cliff hanger, but ur lucky I wrote another chapter! I wasn't gonna until tomorrow, but just couldn't help myself! So had to end it a lil sooner…
And those of you thinking, what's with Blondie halfway through this fic, well if you havent heard the song (which id hardly believe seeming your reading Labyrinth (80's!) Fanfic) Then D/L it or listen to it somehow cuz it makes this chapter all the more funny! I can just imagine Sarah running around the castle to this song like a headless chicken with the beginning to that song anyway!!
Now don't stress, I will put next chapter what Jareth above ground is doing, but It is sooo late right now and I need my beauty sleep!
Now to my faithful reviewers…….
ItsACrystalNothingMore- Terri Terri!!! Hun your gonna kill me for not paint balling Lily in this chapter I knowwww ( I will find somewhere to put it tho…yes I will find a way to get her paint balled!) But right now Im building up Sarah's annoyance of the cow! And yes Jaz Jared are in lurve, I dunno exactly what Im gonna do with them for the time being tho cuz I gotta cover Jareth and Sarah's work switches. (read ur reviews cuz Im luvin ur updated chappy! )on that note….
P.S EVERYONE READ TERRI'S STORY, Untitled I need Ideas- on my fav's list! It is kick assssssssssssssss!
RosaKara13- aww why thanx sweety, Im happy you and your friend like my story! And think I have a sense of humour…lol, thanx for ya review!
Lyn- I wont write anymore, but I will type some more if that's ok with ya mate ?! Hehe
TerraDragon-Im sure you are a great writer! writing is a bloody hard thing to do though, god its hard my backs killing me from writing this story, lap top on bed, not good! Thanx for your review!
Moonjava- Muchos Gracias as always!
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Now I ask for reviews all over again! But, a constructive one if u don't like it, (not one saying 'this is dumb waa waa that's UN signed-i.e a bog tipping or Oubliette dumping will be in order) and I welcome and thank with all my heart reviewers who are nice like my lil Labyrinth Luverz above!
Jaz!