My son!

Goku had come back with startling news. It seems that the threat that everyone was preparing for was Vegeta's son!

" Kakarot what the heck are you taking about!"

" Well I think everyone should hear this one. Speaking of which were IS everyone?"

" The gravity room of course."

" Oh right." So the two Saiyans walked over to the gravity room.

Then they found everyone. " Well you guys calling it a day?" Goku said.

" Ya. Man that was hard but shoot we made it. But anyway what did you learn dad?"

" I learned a lot."

" Well spill father…" Goten said.

" Alright.. Uh Trunks I think you would want to take a seat."

Trunks sat down and looked at Goku strangely. " Alright well I asked Goten about our Saiyan attacker. He's not sure where he came from but I did find out that he is using the second legendary power and that he is Vegeta's son."

" Vegeta's son!" Everyone shouted.

" Ya. But what's strange about that is…."

" Woah what I minute Goku… as far as I know I'm his only son."

" You didn't let me finish." turns back to the group " Well this child wasn't born from Bulma. This child was born from my brother Raditz."

The look on the Demi-Saiyans changed to one of surprise. " Raditz's son…. Wow… how did that come about?" Goten asked.

" Well basically Vegeta and Raditz did what you and Bra do all the time."

" Your kidding. Oh boy. So my cousin… was born from a man!"

" Basically Goten."

Goten faints. " Oh boy. That could have gone better." Gohan said.

" Ya I agree with you Gohan." Trunks said. He helped Gohan put Goten on the bench.

" So Goku… now what? We know the who, the what, the when, the how, but we don't know the why."

" Ya… I figure it's all about him feeling neglected. But then again that's my guess."

" Well it's a long day… I think I should hit the sack for real this time. And hopefully I won't find myself in bed with someone… if you know what I'm saying."

" I wouldn't count on that. Raditz does have a habit of sleeping with many people. I wouldn't put it past him."

" Thanks for telling me that."

Goku goes to bed again. And just has he feared he was in bed with someone. That someone happened to be his brother!

" Ahhhhh!" Goku screamed as he jumped from the bed.

" Uh… what's going on? Kakarot it's 1 in the morning. If your really in the mood can't it wait a little."

" You sicko. What are you doing in MY bed?"

" Why do you even both to ask that? I'm here for you brother."

" Don't say another word… get out of my bed… NOW."

" I would but I don't have any cloths on… and quite frankly neither to you. A sexy look for you." Raditz said. Smiling

Goku looked at his body suddenly. And he noticed he was naked. He quickly went back under the covers. " Oh I'm going to get you for this. If I end up pregnant I swear!"

" Oh no… none of that happened. But if you really want me too I could."

" SICKO!" Goku punches his brother in the face.

" Well I had to try." Raditz sighed.

" I told you to get out my bed!" Goku yelled.

" Man…. what's going on? You two are making a lot of noise in here." Turles said.

" Your hear too!"

" I didn't want to get yelled at. So I didn't get in bed with you two. Most times I would. Oh and Raditz… you look good tonight!"

" Uh I'm in a house of sickos!"

" What's up with Kakarot?"

" You know him."

" I sure do."

" For the last time…. GET OUT OF MY BED!"

" Ok before my brother yells at me again… could you grab me my cloths over there."

" Sure Raditz." Turles goes over to the chair and throws him the cloths.

" Uh could you get mine too… while you're over there." Goku asked.

" Here…" Turles tosses Goku his cloths too. Goku starts to get dressed under the covers.

Everyone was dressed and they walked over to the table in the kitchen to get something to eat. " hey Raditz… pass the drinks would you?"

" I thought you didn't drink."

" I don't but hey if I did it once I can do it again."

" You did it more then once." Turles mumbled.

Goku injured Turles and looked over at his brother. " Anyway Raditz… I was wonder how you and Vegeta well got together."

" Well that was quite interesting how all that came about. We were on Frieza's planet I believe and it was late at night and well young Vegeta came in. I was in the middle of giving Nappa on hell of a lick down but you don't need to know about that. Prince Vegeta came up to me and said that he wanted to sleep with me. Of course him being a Prince and all I couldn't send him away. So I tossed Nappa out of the bed and we Prince Vegeta and I just had it out the whole night. And I got to tell you it was glorious."

" Oh boy. Man this is going to be one hell of a fight in a few years. But in any event what happened to the kid?"

" I knew I couldn't have a child… I wasn't fit to be a parent and Prince Vegeta was far too young. So after I had the brat I sent him away. I ever heard a word about him till your brats came here. It seems the only reason he came to earth was for his revenge on me and Prince Vegeta."

" That's what I thought."

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