A/N: Okay... I'm reposting this in a NON SCRIPT FORMAT. HA! TAKE THAT IT'S STAYING ON HERE THIS TIME! Ahem... Here are my previous author's notes before it was so RUUUUUDELY taken off of the site:

OA/N:After reading and reviewing for 2 years, I finally have a story on here! YESH! I can spread my retartedness to people other than my friends! SPREAD THE RETARTEDNESSS! YEEESSSHHHH! (cough) Read. Now. Or Else.

A/N: Seeing as to this isn't my first story anymore, those don't really mean anything now, soooo... Just read the story... It looks kinda weird now that it's not in script thingy... and less funny... Oh, well...

"Take care of her." (A/N: >scowls>)

Sora nodded as he shut his silver haired friend inside the heartless city, known as Kingdom Hearts.

Mickey approached Riku from behind and gave him a shaky laugh. "I guess it's just you and me now, huh?"

Riku turned around and saw the talking rodent. "..."

"So..." he tried to make light converstation with the bewildered teen.

"How ya doin, Riku?"

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?"

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?"

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?" He asked, elbowed him. "Huh?"

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?" He still elbowed him.

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?" Elbowing...

2 Years Later...

"How ya doin, Riku?" Mickey was still elbowing Riku whose arm had gone numb around... let's seee... around... 4 months ago...

"How ya doin, Riku?" Still elbowing, not noticing his eye twitch.

Silence.

"How ya doin, Riku?" Elbowing...

"..." Riku's eye along with his left arm twitched.

"How ya doin, Riku?" He stopped elbowing and noticed that his elbow drilled a hole through Riku's sleeve. He was still oblivious to his silent fit.

"..." (twitchtwitch..)

"How ya doin, Riiiku?"

"..." (twitchtwitchtwitchtwitch)

"How ya doin, Riku?"

"..." (twitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitch)

"How ya d-"

"FINE!" Riku hollered out, unable to stand the annoying rat thing anymore.

Mickey stared, dumbfounded.

"FINE! Fdpt-" he stuttered, "FINE! FIIINE!" He got up and walked away, screaming and waving his arms in the air. "FIIIIIINE! FINE! FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Mickey just stared after him for a few... hours... until he shrugged and smiled widly. "Aw he was nice... Hehe... I wonder if there are any other people to talk to around here..." He spotted a heartless. "Oh! Hiya!" Mickey walked over to his next victim-eh... I mean friend... Yes... Friend... Poor heartless...

A/N: If you were stuck in a city with a talking rat, I'm sure you wouldn't talk to him, either. Don't lie. Sooo... That's it... Review... Before I kill you... Ooohhh, that rhymed...