Thank you for the review!

I do not own Naruto for I am not clever enough to come up with a cool anime series like Naruto. It belongs to the main man, Masashi Kishimoto!

I also apologize for two chapters in one, but it saves room and gives me more than a paragraph or two. It looks longer in a forum though……..

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Chapter TWO!

So, with Sasuke being a girl and all, it wasn't easy.

"HAHAHAHAHA! You're a girl! That's rich" this was the most anyone had heard out of Shikamaru in...well, forever. "Shut up..." Sasuke was tired of this. The name calling had been going on all day. First Kiba (especially him), Rock Lee, Neji mocked him and his weakness, and some of the older males made fun of him as well. "What a pretty SON of the Uchiha clan! HAHAHAHA" echoed everywhere.

Sasuke sighed. Not really used to being made fun of. Suddenly he saw Naruto walking up towards him. "Hey! Sauke" Naruto greeted in his cheery manner. "Leave me alone..." Sasuke didn't need anymore trouble. "Listen...Sasuke." "" "I know you've been having a tough day and...I'm sorry." "Why are you sorry? It's not like it's your fault." "Yeah, but I know what it's like to be picked on. Abused...It's no picnic." "Don't think I don't know that" "Sasuke" "What d'ya want" Naruto grabbed Sasuke. Sasuke had never been hugged before. "It'll be okay. Just stay your bastard self and don't worry about a thing. I'll be here to help you. I may hate your guts at times, but you're still gonna be around no matter what. So whad'ya say" Naruto let go and gave Sasuke a grin with his eyes open. Sasuke was a little flushed, but knew Naruto was right" Sure."

So, Sasuke started to feel better. Then the fan club! Yes, now since Sasuke was a girl, the fan club wanted to be his-err-her friend. "Sau-kun! Go to my Slumber party" most of them screeched and, sure enough, he was-er-SHE was taken to Ino's slumber party. Sakura wasn't going to deal with Sasuke. Her true love had become the same gender as her, so there was no point in being cheery.

The slumber party scared Sasuke. Girly stuff. Sasuke repeatedly tried to escape, but the girls kept HER in the room. The did make-up, talked about boys, and further more wierdness. Finally it was time to sleep. Sasuke managed to escape.
(through the window) She ran away from Ino's house as fast as she could. It started to rain. She tripped. "Oww..." "Are you okay" "" It was Sakura holding an umbrella. "Sasuke? What are you doing out here and not at Ino's party" "Do you think I'd actually like a girly party" "well, no. I'm sorry. Here." Sakura held out her hand and helped Sasuke up. "thank you." "No problem. Do you want me to take you home" Sakura asked. Sasuke's eyes got all pretty"sure."

And they walked back to Sasuke's house, talking about how the party went and they laughed about all of the dumb remarks the girls made. Even Ino said some good gossip.

"Thanks again Sakura." "Heheh! You're welcome. See ya later" "G-Good bye"
And with that, the parted.

TBC

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Chapter THREEE!

So, our little princess had come to terms with the change. Sasuke was stuck as a girl and the only way out was to wait it out.

Most of the none labeled speaking in this paragraph below is done in unison of Naruto and Sakura and the other speaking is Kakashi

So, (I say so to much ;)) today was time for training! This day was a regular sunny, wait on Kakashi for 4 hours, kinda day. "Mornin'" "YOU'RE LATE!AGAIN" "Lost track of time" "LAME EXCUSE" Kakashi sighed and explained to them what they had to do that day. "We have to WHAT" "That's right. Save a cat from a tree." "Groan Great."

TrAvElInG! Team 7 was on their merry way to save the Cat in need of assistance...WHEN"Why is the cat stuck? Can't cats climb down themselves if they got themselves up there in the first place" Said Sasuke in order to break the silence. "Not if they're house cats. They climb up, but they're to scared to climb back down." "oh, okay...Scaredy cats." this made Sakura giggle. "So who does the cat belong to" Naruto asked. "some old lady I guess. Or maybe a little girl. They didn't specify...Here we are" with what Kakashi had said, lo and behold, a fuzzy white cat, meowing, and shaking, in a tree. "Okay! So who's going up first" "I will" So Naruto ran up the tree (that chakra skill in issue 2 or 3) in attempts to free the cat. He made it to a branch close by to the cat. "Hey there kitty! Come' ere! Come' ere kitty kitty. It's okay.." "RAOW" SCRATCH! Naruto falls out of the tree, swirly eyed and face scratched up to no end. "Umm... Let me try, okay Naruto" Sakura did the same Chakra control (she walked not ran up) and the same type of calling Naruto did. "Here kitty kitty. It's okay I got you." "MEOW" SWIPE! Sakura fell out the same way, swirly eyed and red claw marks all over. Kakashi looked over to Sasuke"Your turn" "sigh Right." So Sasuke climbed the tree regardless of the non present low branches, looked at the cat, sighed, picked up the cat, climbed to the lowest branch, told Naruto to grab the cat, and sat on the branch. "Very good Sasuke! It seems that he-er-she learned the lesson of today." "Huh" Naruto and Sakura didn't understand. "sigh Let me explain it. Sometimes things can't always be talked over so you have to take action. You see now" They both glared at Kakashi. Sasuke dropped down from the branch he (GAH!) SHE sat on, but twisted her ankle in the process. "Shit...ow..." "Are you alright" Kakashi asked. "Yeah I-OW" Standing up was not a good idea at the moment. "Hmm..Seems like you sprained your ankle, I guess. I'll take you home. Naruto, please take the cat to this address. Sakura, go with him in case the cat tries to run away again. When you're done with that you can go home. Okay, let's bandage this leg of yours." S N "Right" and they dashed off.

"Um..Thank you." "No problem." So Kakashi bandaged Sasuke's broken ankle. "Okay well that's all done. Now let's get you home." Kakashi picked Sasuke up bridal style, which made Sasuke blush. 'Kakashi-sensei was really nice to me...' (Kakashi you handsome devil you) "who me"

So the next day was just the same, only it took a little longer to get to the meeting place because Sasuke was limping (Kadi-sama). Wellz anyway, it was nice...